Splumbo
@splumbo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🐮 31. He/they. Scraggy lil cow who make movie and draw
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what starter clam should I pick
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
what starter clam should I pick
As an editor, there really is no substitute for In the Hall of the Mountain King. As far as I know, there exists no song that does what that song does quite as well.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
As an editor, there really is no substitute for In the Hall of the Mountain King. As far as I know, there exists no song that does what that song does quite as well.
We are the tamagotchi and god is a kid with adhd
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We are the tamagotchi and god is a kid with adhd
Tarot pull stroke of midnight
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Tarot pull stroke of midnight
Going to the store and getting a store so I can sell stores at the store
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Going to the store and getting a store so I can sell stores at the store
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betsy was not made for this
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
betsy was not made for this
ART TIP: Waste enough time sitting around wondering what you’re going to do, and you won’t even know who you are anymore.
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
ART TIP: Waste enough time sitting around wondering what you’re going to do, and you won’t even know who you are anymore.
In 2025:
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In 2025:
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
Went to Ireland for the 1st time where my film screened
Created dozens of ads for events
Made a music video, dropped the project when it was clear the artist did not intend to pay
Shot an album cover
Got hired to edit an amazing doc
Am now producing said doc
Made new friends :0)
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Jake Paul should box outsider artists next. Daniel Johnston, Henry Darger, etc
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jake Paul should box outsider artists next. Daniel Johnston, Henry Darger, etc
as a capricorn I have never related to this thing
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
as a capricorn I have never related to this thing
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cool, cool cool
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
cool, cool cool
Major league depressive episode today
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Major league depressive episode today
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~40 days without social interaction and the whole world walking out on you and you’re ready to take a firework to the face? Carol try my 2016-2022
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
~40 days without social interaction and the whole world walking out on you and you’re ready to take a firework to the face? Carol try my 2016-2022
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She's not joking
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
She's not joking
Listening to Seeking Derangements makes me realize I completely failed to be gay in Brooklyn correctly
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Listening to Seeking Derangements makes me realize I completely failed to be gay in Brooklyn correctly
Draw what’s in your heart
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Draw what’s in your heart
2 years ago I met @meebob.bsky.social for lunch and he sent me this amazing art of us 2 hours after we parted ways, incredible speed
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
2 years ago I met @meebob.bsky.social for lunch and he sent me this amazing art of us 2 hours after we parted ways, incredible speed
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Why is being alive so exhausting
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Why is being alive so exhausting
Peep who did the cover 👀
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Peep who did the cover 👀
Where is Daria McGrain? Is she happy? Is she eating well?
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Where is Daria McGrain? Is she happy? Is she eating well?