Phil
@splattter.bsky.social
previously named Splatter
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carbon deco, dapple and vdualie main
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carbon deco, dapple and vdualie main
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How many Splatoon players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they have to win Koshien with it. That way, the devs will finally see the lightbulb problem and fix it
Only one, but they have to win Koshien with it. That way, the devs will finally see the lightbulb problem and fix it
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
How many Splatoon players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they have to win Koshien with it. That way, the devs will finally see the lightbulb problem and fix it
Only one, but they have to win Koshien with it. That way, the devs will finally see the lightbulb problem and fix it
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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they should give me access to the Risk of Rain 2 DLC early. as a peace offering to the LGBT community.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
they should give me access to the Risk of Rain 2 DLC early. as a peace offering to the LGBT community.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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Being a real community is incompatible with this "actually you don't owe anyone anything" mindset that is so trendy these days. Sure, you don't have to play with anyone you don't want! You have that choice! But that choice directly contributes to stagnation in the scene.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Being a real community is incompatible with this "actually you don't owe anyone anything" mindset that is so trendy these days. Sure, you don't have to play with anyone you don't want! You have that choice! But that choice directly contributes to stagnation in the scene.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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I think Splatoon (and other team games with small communities) are in interesting positions as esports
I think the social dynamics play differently when your friends will always be competitors (1v1 games like smash/pkmn) vs when they are explicitly teammates
It's gonna influences how groups behave
I think the social dynamics play differently when your friends will always be competitors (1v1 games like smash/pkmn) vs when they are explicitly teammates
It's gonna influences how groups behave
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think Splatoon (and other team games with small communities) are in interesting positions as esports
I think the social dynamics play differently when your friends will always be competitors (1v1 games like smash/pkmn) vs when they are explicitly teammates
It's gonna influences how groups behave
I think the social dynamics play differently when your friends will always be competitors (1v1 games like smash/pkmn) vs when they are explicitly teammates
It's gonna influences how groups behave
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I'm not an event organizer.
I come late to every occasion and my calendar is such a mess I can hardly organize myself.
I'm not a presenter.
I often struggle with words, stuttering and talking in front of people.
But one thing I do have is passion.
I come late to every occasion and my calendar is such a mess I can hardly organize myself.
I'm not a presenter.
I often struggle with words, stuttering and talking in front of people.
But one thing I do have is passion.
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm not an event organizer.
I come late to every occasion and my calendar is such a mess I can hardly organize myself.
I'm not a presenter.
I often struggle with words, stuttering and talking in front of people.
But one thing I do have is passion.
I come late to every occasion and my calendar is such a mess I can hardly organize myself.
I'm not a presenter.
I often struggle with words, stuttering and talking in front of people.
But one thing I do have is passion.
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Don’t make me tap the sign.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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@oktofestspl.bsky.social Smallfry wants to let you know that Oktofest was an absolute blast and a huge THANK YOU to all the TOs who did their best while always having a smile on their faces - you brought Splatoon to Germany - how crazy is that?! 🤩
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@oktofestspl.bsky.social Smallfry wants to let you know that Oktofest was an absolute blast and a huge THANK YOU to all the TOs who did their best while always having a smile on their faces - you brought Splatoon to Germany - how crazy is that?! 🤩
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boy if only i was good enough to apply my own advice itd be so over
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
boy if only i was good enough to apply my own advice itd be so over
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As a reminder from someone who drinks alcohol, and generally enjoys it: If someone does NOT specifically ask for a drink, do NOT get them one.
Do not surprise.
Do not goad.
Do not force.
Do not surprise.
Do not goad.
Do not force.
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
As a reminder from someone who drinks alcohol, and generally enjoys it: If someone does NOT specifically ask for a drink, do NOT get them one.
Do not surprise.
Do not goad.
Do not force.
Do not surprise.
Do not goad.
Do not force.
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
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October 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of the Autism.
October 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of the Autism.
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back then they use to go 'guards seize that man' nowadays it's just 'mods ban that guy' humanity fell off so hard
October 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
back then they use to go 'guards seize that man' nowadays it's just 'mods ban that guy' humanity fell off so hard
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Every now & then I'm reminded of this one Volty clip where she was gunning for gold Zooka & did this shit.
I aspire to be this fucking devious on Carbon Deco.
#compsplatoon #splatoonclips #splatoon3clips
I aspire to be this fucking devious on Carbon Deco.
#compsplatoon #splatoonclips #splatoon3clips
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Every now & then I'm reminded of this one Volty clip where she was gunning for gold Zooka & did this shit.
I aspire to be this fucking devious on Carbon Deco.
#compsplatoon #splatoonclips #splatoon3clips
I aspire to be this fucking devious on Carbon Deco.
#compsplatoon #splatoonclips #splatoon3clips
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If you’re a TO who has a streamed tournament, please dm me here or on Discord! I have a massive project I’m working on, and I need to ask you about something!
Reposts appreciated :)
Reposts appreciated :)
October 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you’re a TO who has a streamed tournament, please dm me here or on Discord! I have a massive project I’m working on, and I need to ask you about something!
Reposts appreciated :)
Reposts appreciated :)