Coach Mystic (Dragalia) [✊🏽🏳️⚧️] | INDEFINITE HIATUS
@mystictactician.com
That one Dragalia Lost & Fire Emblem fangirl. Retired Splatoon competitor turned full-time coach. Coach of @zeromagnum.bsky.social & @blossomdance-spl.bsky.social.
Pinned
Rest in the Milkway takes 🥇 in A41 #35: Splat Zones' Iron Bracket!
- @mystictactician.com (sub): Ass at fighting? SUCC BOMB.
- @cjastral.bsky.social: "what if i just pick Carbon"
- @candyshiber.bsky.social: Freed from Zimi jail
- Phrog (Bsky-less): Forever Zooka jail
GGs to all teams we faced!
- @mystictactician.com (sub): Ass at fighting? SUCC BOMB.
- @cjastral.bsky.social: "what if i just pick Carbon"
- @candyshiber.bsky.social: Freed from Zimi jail
- Phrog (Bsky-less): Forever Zooka jail
GGs to all teams we faced!
It's incredibly easy to ragebait the Splatoon community & I'll never not tire of doing it.
I revel in everyone who got buttmad at my Painbrush post because it continues to illustrate how soft this community is. Regardless, I still stand by everything I said & I won't be taking it back.
I revel in everyone who got buttmad at my Painbrush post because it continues to illustrate how soft this community is. Regardless, I still stand by everything I said & I won't be taking it back.
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
It's incredibly easy to ragebait the Splatoon community & I'll never not tire of doing it.
I revel in everyone who got buttmad at my Painbrush post because it continues to illustrate how soft this community is. Regardless, I still stand by everything I said & I won't be taking it back.
I revel in everyone who got buttmad at my Painbrush post because it continues to illustrate how soft this community is. Regardless, I still stand by everything I said & I won't be taking it back.
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Can confirm.
Why do y'all think I dropped comp to become a full-time coach?
This gives me infinitely more joy than comp ever will.
Why do y'all think I dropped comp to become a full-time coach?
This gives me infinitely more joy than comp ever will.
#compsplatoon coaching is so fun more of yall need to tap in to this 10/10 experience
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Can confirm.
Why do y'all think I dropped comp to become a full-time coach?
This gives me infinitely more joy than comp ever will.
Why do y'all think I dropped comp to become a full-time coach?
This gives me infinitely more joy than comp ever will.
Get you a moot who cares about you deeply like this.
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Get you a moot who cares about you deeply like this.
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This is Coach Mystic approved.
Expect me to say this when I coach you & you're a low level player or team.
I will now return to the shadows again.
Expect me to say this when I coach you & you're a low level player or team.
I will now return to the shadows again.
The more I vod review low level Splat3, the more I realize that the #1 take away for most players is to just start walking forwards and taking gunfights. Learn to proactively take space, which fights are good to take, and how to snowball an advantage. #compsplatoon
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is Coach Mystic approved.
Expect me to say this when I coach you & you're a low level player or team.
I will now return to the shadows again.
Expect me to say this when I coach you & you're a low level player or team.
I will now return to the shadows again.
Updating this with some ToS:
- I reserve the right to deny services with/without reason (i.e.; you're being an asshole).
- Response times may be delayed due to my full-time job taking precedence.
If I have any more to add, I'll add it to this thread. Thanks for your cooperation.
#compsplatoon
- I reserve the right to deny services with/without reason (i.e.; you're being an asshole).
- Response times may be delayed due to my full-time job taking precedence.
If I have any more to add, I'll add it to this thread. Thanks for your cooperation.
#compsplatoon
As promised, here's my coach post, & spread the word too!
I wanna work with everyone to train up both the current/next generation of players/teams, so feel free to reach out to me @DragaliaIsLost on Discord for personal/team coaching at no charge.
Let's raise the line together!
#compsplatoon
I wanna work with everyone to train up both the current/next generation of players/teams, so feel free to reach out to me @DragaliaIsLost on Discord for personal/team coaching at no charge.
Let's raise the line together!
#compsplatoon
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Updating this with some ToS:
- I reserve the right to deny services with/without reason (i.e.; you're being an asshole).
- Response times may be delayed due to my full-time job taking precedence.
If I have any more to add, I'll add it to this thread. Thanks for your cooperation.
#compsplatoon
- I reserve the right to deny services with/without reason (i.e.; you're being an asshole).
- Response times may be delayed due to my full-time job taking precedence.
If I have any more to add, I'll add it to this thread. Thanks for your cooperation.
#compsplatoon
Before I go back to eternal hibernation, can someone fill me in on what the FUCK is happening?
I saw some shit about TOs & I need someone to explain to me what all of this drama's about.
#compsplatoon
I saw some shit about TOs & I need someone to explain to me what all of this drama's about.
#compsplatoon
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Before I go back to eternal hibernation, can someone fill me in on what the FUCK is happening?
I saw some shit about TOs & I need someone to explain to me what all of this drama's about.
#compsplatoon
I saw some shit about TOs & I need someone to explain to me what all of this drama's about.
#compsplatoon
As promised, here's my coach post, & spread the word too!
I wanna work with everyone to train up both the current/next generation of players/teams, so feel free to reach out to me @DragaliaIsLost on Discord for personal/team coaching at no charge.
Let's raise the line together!
#compsplatoon
I wanna work with everyone to train up both the current/next generation of players/teams, so feel free to reach out to me @DragaliaIsLost on Discord for personal/team coaching at no charge.
Let's raise the line together!
#compsplatoon
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
As promised, here's my coach post, & spread the word too!
I wanna work with everyone to train up both the current/next generation of players/teams, so feel free to reach out to me @DragaliaIsLost on Discord for personal/team coaching at no charge.
Let's raise the line together!
#compsplatoon
I wanna work with everyone to train up both the current/next generation of players/teams, so feel free to reach out to me @DragaliaIsLost on Discord for personal/team coaching at no charge.
Let's raise the line together!
#compsplatoon
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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#compsplatoon free agent hell has been getting to me low level eu players i want you 🫵
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
#compsplatoon free agent hell has been getting to me low level eu players i want you 🫵
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Sum up your gender with 4 fictional characters
Lowkey this was so hard to pick 😭
like hmm yes “girl except for when I’m not fully girl and am just a lil guy” that works
Lowkey this was so hard to pick 😭
like hmm yes “girl except for when I’m not fully girl and am just a lil guy” that works
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Sum up your gender with 4 fictional characters
Lowkey this was so hard to pick 😭
like hmm yes “girl except for when I’m not fully girl and am just a lil guy” that works
Lowkey this was so hard to pick 😭
like hmm yes “girl except for when I’m not fully girl and am just a lil guy” that works
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Sum up your gender with 4 fictional characters
The general vibe: Long hair but in a Many different flavors of not strictly feminine way
(Flight guide is kind of a stand in for sky spirits in general they’re all pretty gender)
The general vibe: Long hair but in a Many different flavors of not strictly feminine way
(Flight guide is kind of a stand in for sky spirits in general they’re all pretty gender)
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Sum up your gender with 4 fictional characters
The general vibe: Long hair but in a Many different flavors of not strictly feminine way
(Flight guide is kind of a stand in for sky spirits in general they’re all pretty gender)
The general vibe: Long hair but in a Many different flavors of not strictly feminine way
(Flight guide is kind of a stand in for sky spirits in general they’re all pretty gender)
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Literally every time i play X rank the worst bloblobber players imaginable find their way onto my team i am cursed
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Literally every time i play X rank the worst bloblobber players imaginable find their way onto my team i am cursed
some days i just wanna be a pillow princess
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
some days i just wanna be a pillow princess
Easiest $100 to keep in my life.
Gonna keep dangling the keys in top level's face until someone proves me wrong.
#compsplatoon
Gonna keep dangling the keys in top level's face until someone proves me wrong.
#compsplatoon
Let's be real: PxG is gonna fuck all of y'all up, but I'd like to be proven wrong.
My $100 Prize Pool split is still on the line here, so I need all of the teams to lock the fuck in or no one's getting this bread.
My $100 Prize Pool split is still on the line here, so I need all of the teams to lock the fuck in or no one's getting this bread.
The SendouQ Season 9 Finale kicks off TOMORROW!
Only 12 of the strongest teams made it and they’re battling for a prize pot of $500. Curious who’s coming in hot? Check out their final season point records below!
#compsplatoon #sendouink
Only 12 of the strongest teams made it and they’re battling for a prize pot of $500. Curious who’s coming in hot? Check out their final season point records below!
#compsplatoon #sendouink
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Easiest $100 to keep in my life.
Gonna keep dangling the keys in top level's face until someone proves me wrong.
#compsplatoon
Gonna keep dangling the keys in top level's face until someone proves me wrong.
#compsplatoon
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My pick up Kibby loves pencil got 20th in Milkcup #2! GG’s to everyone we faced!
Me-Pencil
@apso.bsky.social -vbrush
@illuminousaura.bsky.social -Naut/Dualies
@bladespl.bsky.social -mint (only played for 2 games)
ppgangster -Shot/Fpro/Forge/splash/mint/
Me-Pencil
@apso.bsky.social -vbrush
@illuminousaura.bsky.social -Naut/Dualies
@bladespl.bsky.social -mint (only played for 2 games)
ppgangster -Shot/Fpro/Forge/splash/mint/
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My pick up Kibby loves pencil got 20th in Milkcup #2! GG’s to everyone we faced!
Me-Pencil
@apso.bsky.social -vbrush
@illuminousaura.bsky.social -Naut/Dualies
@bladespl.bsky.social -mint (only played for 2 games)
ppgangster -Shot/Fpro/Forge/splash/mint/
Me-Pencil
@apso.bsky.social -vbrush
@illuminousaura.bsky.social -Naut/Dualies
@bladespl.bsky.social -mint (only played for 2 games)
ppgangster -Shot/Fpro/Forge/splash/mint/
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November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Remember when getting titles and banners as rewards in Splatoon 3 was exciting? Good times! 😅
#SplatoonClips
#SplatoonClips
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Remember when getting titles and banners as rewards in Splatoon 3 was exciting? Good times! 😅
#SplatoonClips
#SplatoonClips
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Join the Raise the Line server and you too can take sets off plus players for fun 💪🏻 #compsplatoon
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Join the Raise the Line server and you too can take sets off plus players for fun 💪🏻 #compsplatoon
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November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Congrats to the winners of the Cascadika Challenge Cup: appyjuice!
@geosaur.bsky.social
@codestatic.bsky.social
@natonx.bsky.social
Bored
@grubthehub.bsky.social
As winners will be invited the upcoming Cascadika Champions Cup on December 20! Look forward to seeing y'all there!
#compsplatoon
@geosaur.bsky.social
@codestatic.bsky.social
@natonx.bsky.social
Bored
@grubthehub.bsky.social
As winners will be invited the upcoming Cascadika Champions Cup on December 20! Look forward to seeing y'all there!
#compsplatoon
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Congrats to the winners of the Cascadika Challenge Cup: appyjuice!
@geosaur.bsky.social
@codestatic.bsky.social
@natonx.bsky.social
Bored
@grubthehub.bsky.social
As winners will be invited the upcoming Cascadika Champions Cup on December 20! Look forward to seeing y'all there!
#compsplatoon
@geosaur.bsky.social
@codestatic.bsky.social
@natonx.bsky.social
Bored
@grubthehub.bsky.social
As winners will be invited the upcoming Cascadika Champions Cup on December 20! Look forward to seeing y'all there!
#compsplatoon
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3rd Place Silver Bracket for Teacup #2 (Silver bracket hell...😭)
As always, got to play with the amazing members of @milkywayspl.bsky.social, and they let me out of Jr. jail this tournament! LUTI, PLEASE COME SOON. I WANT CONFIRMATION I'M AT LEAST DIV 7. #compsplatoon
As always, got to play with the amazing members of @milkywayspl.bsky.social, and they let me out of Jr. jail this tournament! LUTI, PLEASE COME SOON. I WANT CONFIRMATION I'M AT LEAST DIV 7. #compsplatoon
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
3rd Place Silver Bracket for Teacup #2 (Silver bracket hell...😭)
As always, got to play with the amazing members of @milkywayspl.bsky.social, and they let me out of Jr. jail this tournament! LUTI, PLEASE COME SOON. I WANT CONFIRMATION I'M AT LEAST DIV 7. #compsplatoon
As always, got to play with the amazing members of @milkywayspl.bsky.social, and they let me out of Jr. jail this tournament! LUTI, PLEASE COME SOON. I WANT CONFIRMATION I'M AT LEAST DIV 7. #compsplatoon
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DIAMOND DUEL #2 IS REAL!!! We're running our second Splatoon 3 tournament on February 7th, 2026 at the University of Arkansas Little Rock's campus!
REGISTER NOW FOR EARLY BIRD PRICING! www.start.gg/tournament/d...
REGISTER NOW FOR EARLY BIRD PRICING! www.start.gg/tournament/d...
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
DIAMOND DUEL #2 IS REAL!!! We're running our second Splatoon 3 tournament on February 7th, 2026 at the University of Arkansas Little Rock's campus!
REGISTER NOW FOR EARLY BIRD PRICING! www.start.gg/tournament/d...
REGISTER NOW FOR EARLY BIRD PRICING! www.start.gg/tournament/d...
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Artificial Dahlia
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Artificial Dahlia