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Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog.bsky.social · Jan 10
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joabaldwin.com
“The Deathbird closed its wings over the Earth until at last, at the end, there was only the great bird crouched over the dead cinder. Then the Deathbird raised its head to the star-filled sky and repeated the sigh of loss the Earth had felt at the end.”
- Harlan Ellison
#Illustration
“The Deathbird,” illustration of a giant bird wrapping its wings around a burning, dying Earth, with the sun glowing red behind its black, star-filled wings.
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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anaugi.bsky.social
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#ninjaclub
February 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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tirrel.bsky.social
Custom designed mini pinball for the lineup.
Wanted to do something fully unique again because there's so much problem solving, late angry nights and almost-quitting.. which sometimes you need.

Next will be Cirqus Voltaire
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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slime-golem.biz
He's logging in to furryMUCK
February 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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rebeckeronie.bsky.social
Thank you, sparkplug.
Illustration of sparkplug the cat holding a cheeseburger out like in the reference photo (next pic) with intense speedlines around it "CHEEBURBR" "Thank you, sparkplug!" Of sparkplug the worker cat with a hard hat on holding a large cheeseburger. "Cheeburbr"
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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wm4tt.bsky.social
I haven't see anyone sharing the video here, so here's the clip of the gorgeous werewolf float from Imperatriz Leopoldinense's Ney Matogrosso tribute parade.
#Werewolf #Carnaval
February 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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tapestrybeast.bsky.social
A few post-show pics of my soft-launch of Ashes~

The makeup held up beautifully even after hours of sweating and singing. I got a shocking number of compliments, which means I did something right! Many ideas for what to do next with the character.
My head and shoulders. I am wearing a high-necked black shirt with a ruffled and jeweled lace jabot; a vest with black-and-mulberry red stripes; a blackout mask perched on my forehead that has been decorated with what looks like dirty blood-spattered bandages; and angular clown makeup including black eyebrows, eyeliner that forms exaggerated wings at the outer corners, and lips painted into a wide black smile with a dark red "beak" stretching from my cupid's bow to my chin. I'm wearing a costume that consists of a black-and-mulberry striped waistcoat with long tails and small silver buttons, matching trousers, a puffy-sleeved black shirt with a high neck and lacy cuffs, a ruffled and jeweled black jabot, and dark red leather boots. My head is as described in the previous photo, and I am smiling hugely at the camera while using my hands to flick the waistcoat tails out behind me. Same outfit description as last photo, but the blackout mask is pulled down over my eyes. It looks like the eyes have been removed and they bled through the bandages in diamond shapes. My stance and mouth are in an exaggerated depiction of surprise.
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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bappypawparadise.org
playing bomberman fantasy race. brother what are we doing here
sprites from bomberman fantasy race, showing portraits of Louies (bunny creatures) in states of anguish and tire.
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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aerialembroidery.bsky.social
'Island Lake, California' - an aerial embroidery commission from last September I haven't shared yet! The right hand side was a nightmare at times, very busy with textures and elements and odd shapes. I hope it came out effective though? I don't have much experience in rocky landscapes :)
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts a wild scene with lakes, mountains, and an earth/rock area to the right. Lots of trees dot the landscape. An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts a wild scene with lakes, mountains, and an earth/rock area to the right. Lots of trees dot the landscape. A sewn aerial view landscape showing lakes, mountains, trails and an earth/rock area to the right. Lots of trees dot the landscape.
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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pocketphox.com
Commission for @aitoskr.bsky.social!

[ 🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart ]
Aitoskr's character Kai, a large Western Dragon/Nardoragon style Dragon, emerging from behind a Castle tower, claws raking across the stonework. The tower and the base surrounding it are piled high with gold. A veritable hoard.
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
He wants you to have a nice day :)
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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yoinomachi.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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foxer421.bsky.social
The jackal majordomo is eight times larger but bows like grass in the wind. The jackal’s only sound is the rustle of his illuminated omophorium, the jingle of his earrings, and a hushed whispering “my liege” amid the din of ships flying high above.
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
sphrog.bsky.social
don't let this happen to you!!
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
sphrog.bsky.social
this valentine's day, don't forget to wear protection
a photo of a hand holding a small container of "megababe THIGH RESCUE Anti-Friction Stick"
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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junlper.beer
i cannot stop thinking about this interaction
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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wolfskulljack.bsky.social
Eat or be eaten- happy Valentine’s Day 👀
My art digital, a women with a sidecut and a single antler leans in to lick a women in a monsters mouth
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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elbenherzart.bsky.social
Yay, these two fur babies have been selected to be included into Infected by Art Vol. 14. 😍💫

Thanks to @hitpointpress.bsky.social for the opportunity and submitting these on my behalf. ♥️
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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arven.bsky.social
I will take part in the Creative Exposé this year at NFC! Here is just a selection of the paintings I will bring!
If you're at the con and feel like snagging any of these artworks, make sure to join my AUCTION CHANNEL: t.me/ArvenAuction , which will be used to place bids and deliver artworks!
February 14, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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thylacereal.bsky.social
It snowed enough to sculpt a fat little tyrannosaurus today!
A plump and cheerful snow T. rex sitting in a garden. It has little twig arms and pebble eyes. The snow rex with a small, fluffy, grey yutyrannus plushie sitting between its feet. Snow rex giving the camera a friendly smile
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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chimeracauldron.bsky.social
mmm tea
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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legendofnerd.bsky.social
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
Tl;dr: The vast majority of adults will never have to interact with our age assurance systems and their experience won't change, because we know Discord and how people use it, so we're designing to respect privacy and deliver a safer experience while minimizing friction for adults. Hey folks – I’ve been on Discord since very early 2016 and actually joined the company in 2017. Safety is one of my areas, so today’s announcement on our blog is something I’ve been pretty involved with. I’ve always cared about Discord's approach to privacy (E2EE for A/V was another of my projects here), so I figured I’d add some more context to today's news. I can say confidently that the vast majority of people will never see age verification. I say this because we launched age assurance in the UK and Australia in 2025, and we have some pretty good data on this now. The idea here is that we can pre-identify most adults based on what we already know (not including your messages!), and that looks to get us pretty far here. No face scans, no IDs, for the vast majority of adults. And if you are one of the smaller subset of folks that we can't definitively pre-identify, then still, you only have to do it if you're accessing age-restricted servers or channels, or changing certain settings. That's really not most users. (Altho... might be more Redditors, tbh.) Last, I know that there is concern about privacy and data leaks. That's a real concern. The selfie system is built purely client-side, it never leaves your device, and we did that intentionally. That'll work for a bunch of users who aren't pre-identified as adults. But if you do end up in the ID bucket, then yeah, you're right that has some risk. We're doing what we can to minimize this by working with our range of partners (who are different partners than the data leak you read about), and if it's any help, we learned a lot internally from the last issue. But I get if that doesn't necessarily inspire more confidence. Anyway, we’ll be sharing more next month as we get closer to the global roll out about the system, including the technology behind it in March. I honestly wouldn't be happy if we didn't build something good and I am excited about what we’re launching, but please let us know what you think when we share more details. And I really appreciate everybody's feedback here today. We’re definitely reading it!
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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mothsprout.bsky.social
✷ DIE TRYING ✷
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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atomsergal.bsky.social
I made another piece of art that will be lost among a billion other signals.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM