goose is sleepier than a house cat
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“writer”, digital archives grad, 5'3", Michigan forever, reference desk guy @ yr local library. SQL should be pronounced squirrel. Social internet is dead I use this to live skeet books
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I've been formally diagnosed with narcolepsy type 1
A house cat has an average sleep latency of 2 to 3 minutes. I have a sleep latency of 1.4 minutes. I'm sleepier than your average house cat
i dreamt that coulou's trumpet meditations was evil
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i dreamt that coulou's trumpet meditations was evil
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Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
So this is someone I know who got snatched by ICE for the crime of missing a phone call while she was at work. She needs help and it would be good to help her.
Donate to Help Free Ariana from I.C.E., organized by Lisa Munyan
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November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
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Enthusiastically complimented on my cloak while waiting for the bus
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Enthusiastically complimented on my cloak while waiting for the bus
Me packing for the library: I will get so much done on the bus!
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me packing for the library: I will get so much done on the bus!
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
OKAY I'VE SUBMITTED FOR LIL AVCX
AAAAAAAAAA
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November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
OKAY I'VE SUBMITTED FOR LIL AVCX
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
Rapidly scanning my own skeets for appropateness in case I need to become a crossword celebrity
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Rapidly scanning my own skeets for appropateness in case I need to become a crossword celebrity
It's 3am and I have literally just failed to go to sleep
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's 3am and I have literally just failed to go to sleep
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some recent news from my amazing authors!
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
some recent news from my amazing authors!
"I will be a ruin to consume"
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"I will be a ruin to consume"
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i know you would *never* let a PSL touch your lips, you don't have to tell me, I have a decent burr grinder and a beginner machine at home. But solidarity is solidarity, and retail worker's unions are *incredibly vulnerable.*
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i know you would *never* let a PSL touch your lips, you don't have to tell me, I have a decent burr grinder and a beginner machine at home. But solidarity is solidarity, and retail worker's unions are *incredibly vulnerable.*
My therapist today: we should not take performance enhancing drugs to be better at capitalism
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My therapist today: we should not take performance enhancing drugs to be better at capitalism
people are like "we can't put AI back in the box we have to learn to use it" and it's like. What is it good for. There is no application that I know of in my every day life that AI is good for. The only application where it seems useful is like. Cover letters.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
people are like "we can't put AI back in the box we have to learn to use it" and it's like. What is it good for. There is no application that I know of in my every day life that AI is good for. The only application where it seems useful is like. Cover letters.
I might literally download steam and play a game on my laptop macintosh computer to play this stupid game on a computer with a mouse
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I might literally download steam and play a game on my laptop macintosh computer to play this stupid game on a computer with a mouse
I'm having a WEIRD TIME in my PROFESSIONAL CAREER. Blegh!
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm having a WEIRD TIME in my PROFESSIONAL CAREER. Blegh!
He plays games
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He plays games
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My butch werewolf biker Micah gets to spoil her femme AND shred cops here:
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My butch werewolf biker Micah gets to spoil her femme AND shred cops here:
I took half my stimulant so I could still have kind of a layabout in bed and I'm not really awake but not asleep either
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I took half my stimulant so I could still have kind of a layabout in bed and I'm not really awake but not asleep either
Slowly becoming casual friends with all of the bookpros is so hot and correct of me
Chatted to a coworker I've seen but never met on the bus uWu
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Slowly becoming casual friends with all of the bookpros is so hot and correct of me
Tea of the month is April meadows green. I have to fund my own peppermint tea
i need to know what the tea of the month is bc i need peppermint tea. For My Tummy
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Tea of the month is April meadows green. I have to fund my own peppermint tea
Awake at 6am terrified that I will be fired from my beloved job because I worked too many hours at it
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Awake at 6am terrified that I will be fired from my beloved job because I worked too many hours at it
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I will be accepting zero criticism about anything from anyone who doesn’t mask. :)
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I will be accepting zero criticism about anything from anyone who doesn’t mask. :)
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🚨The Catalog Fall Sale wraps up tomorrow morning at 10AM PT!!
Snag some classics + fan-favorites at a great discount before it's too late ⚡
play.date/games 👾
Snag some classics + fan-favorites at a great discount before it's too late ⚡
play.date/games 👾
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🚨The Catalog Fall Sale wraps up tomorrow morning at 10AM PT!!
Snag some classics + fan-favorites at a great discount before it's too late ⚡
play.date/games 👾
Snag some classics + fan-favorites at a great discount before it's too late ⚡
play.date/games 👾
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Finally buckled and got an xwordinfo account. Great tools on the site and interesting data points, like this one where these ASS and EAT are tied for the 39th most commonly used crossword answers in the Shortz era
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Finally buckled and got an xwordinfo account. Great tools on the site and interesting data points, like this one where these ASS and EAT are tied for the 39th most commonly used crossword answers in the Shortz era