goose is sleepier than a house cat
@specialsalmon.bsky.social
“writer”, digital archives grad, 5'3", Michigan forever, reference desk guy @ yr local library. SQL should be pronounced squirrel. Social internet is dead I use this to live skeet books. cover from asofterworld
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I want to live! I want to live! I have fought so hard to get the things that I want and to live the life that I want to live, I want to live! I want to stay in the world! I am the person I have always dreamed of becoming!
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
My melcat is trapped in the downtown library and I am only going to be downtown for 15 minutes before 10am
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My melcat is trapped in the downtown library and I am only going to be downtown for 15 minutes before 10am
Took industrial strength stimulation drug and I had a fantastic 30 minutes of not feeling like I could have a little nap. But that time is over now.
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Took industrial strength stimulation drug and I had a fantastic 30 minutes of not feeling like I could have a little nap. But that time is over now.
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#Portland - I was supposed to give this speech at a labor rally against ice. It is a love letter to the American worker from #Cuzcatlan. Due to poor planning + being gassed, the rally closed + the mic was turned off. I was the only migrant labor organizer. I spoke anyway:
youtu.be/-guhMJrRP4o?...
youtu.be/-guhMJrRP4o?...
Bananas. Coffee. Sugar. Cotton. Tobacco.
YouTube video by Olivia Olivia
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February 13, 2026 at 7:30 AM
#Portland - I was supposed to give this speech at a labor rally against ice. It is a love letter to the American worker from #Cuzcatlan. Due to poor planning + being gassed, the rally closed + the mic was turned off. I was the only migrant labor organizer. I spoke anyway:
youtu.be/-guhMJrRP4o?...
youtu.be/-guhMJrRP4o?...
Storygraph stopped tracking my reading correctly so I am throwing in the towel and getting really into a custom google spreadsheet.
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Storygraph stopped tracking my reading correctly so I am throwing in the towel and getting really into a custom google spreadsheet.
Not doing my skincare routine for three days has made me feel LITERALLY AWFUL. Very silly how good this routine makes me feel because I am not sure it is Doing Anything for my skin
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Not doing my skincare routine for three days has made me feel LITERALLY AWFUL. Very silly how good this routine makes me feel because I am not sure it is Doing Anything for my skin
genuinely i think this episode of star trek is just RACISM and SEXISM?
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
genuinely i think this episode of star trek is just RACISM and SEXISM?
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wait i HAVE to pitch this one for #CUPIT it literally has cupid in the title. self-proclaimed "breakup artist" gets in over her head when she's hired to prevent the engagement of mafia princesses from feuding families.
🌈f/f/f romcom
🔍old-school PI vibes
😈everyone is slightly terrible
#CR #RC #LGBT
🌈f/f/f romcom
🔍old-school PI vibes
😈everyone is slightly terrible
#CR #RC #LGBT
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Electing not to fire my current client even tho I have to say the sentence "I work for a tech startup called Moose" in a formal professional setting
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Electing not to fire my current client even tho I have to say the sentence "I work for a tech startup called Moose" in a formal professional setting
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today, it's not yuri
or myri
it's ourri... 💜
or myri
it's ourri... 💜
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
today, it's not yuri
or myri
it's ourri... 💜
or myri
it's ourri... 💜
my beloved father is FULL OF TUBES which is probably the 2nd worst thing to be full of.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
my beloved father is FULL OF TUBES which is probably the 2nd worst thing to be full of.
they're solving a mystery or whatever and spock is just standing around watching a video on 400x speed and everyone's like that's really annoying can you do that somewhere else
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
they're solving a mystery or whatever and spock is just standing around watching a video on 400x speed and everyone's like that's really annoying can you do that somewhere else
so much of star trek is spock just saying [extremely normal scientific conclusion] and everyone reacts like he's done witchcraft
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
so much of star trek is spock just saying [extremely normal scientific conclusion] and everyone reacts like he's done witchcraft
pretty sure this gal is in blackface. and it's really bad???
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
pretty sure this gal is in blackface. and it's really bad???
He said that I was not long. And I am long! It is your definition of long that is holding you back
"5'3 would be VERY LONG for a fish" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
He said that I was not long. And I am long! It is your definition of long that is holding you back
Geordi laforge and sulu are the same person. In this essay I will
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Geordi laforge and sulu are the same person. In this essay I will
I FORGOT TO BUY MY FAVORITE CHEDDAR CHEESE
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I FORGOT TO BUY MY FAVORITE CHEDDAR CHEESE
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"5'3 would be VERY LONG for a fish" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
"5'3 would be VERY LONG for a fish" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social
"I can't do that in my head.... I'm not like the school girls in Little House on the Prairie....."
I'm falling asleep on the couch watching voyager with lat and they keep asking me mental math problems
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
"I can't do that in my head.... I'm not like the school girls in Little House on the Prairie....."
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I'm falling asleep on the couch watching voyager with lat and they keep asking me mental math problems
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I'm falling asleep on the couch watching voyager with lat and they keep asking me mental math problems
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"I want all of the writers on star trek academy fired and diane duane and premee mohamed to replace them" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"I want all of the writers on star trek academy fired and diane duane and premee mohamed to replace them" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social
"we need help getting Greg back up--finally--to what he genuinely and inexplicably loves doing: teaching people to drive"
What better cause is there.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
What better cause is there.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"we need help getting Greg back up--finally--to what he genuinely and inexplicably loves doing: teaching people to drive"
What better cause is there.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
What better cause is there.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
If you see a crosswalk you KNOW there are going to be pedestrians in it!!!
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If you see a crosswalk you KNOW there are going to be pedestrians in it!!!
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As promised, here is a brief video of my husband conducting a 5 hour online driving course from our bedroom. Just a sample. Alt-text in comments.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
As promised, here is a brief video of my husband conducting a 5 hour online driving course from our bedroom. Just a sample. Alt-text in comments.
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we are not colleagues
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
we are not colleagues