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(synthV)ia 🧳
@spearmint25.bsky.social
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▹ hey man you dropped your pocket
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if everything goes right i will die at an old age surrounded by loved ones and my final thoughts will be “meh”
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
lil pump “D rose” might blow your mind
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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worm-in-a-rock god
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
amusement parks are better than theme parks.
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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qwop but for sex
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Feminist prog band called Salvia Plath
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Here's a sketch I did last night:
February 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
what reason could anyone have not to love the modern prometheus
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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That friend who's too tsukkomi
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
this whole lexicality trend is dying anyway. These days, i tend to just “act” out simple narratives with a cardstock set of blissymbols which i aggressively anthropomorphize.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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praying for the chinese century to come sooner so I can go to target and buy a my little pony gongfu tea set with a fluttershy tea pet
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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i would NEVER fuck an ice agent u couldnt pay me enough
January 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Balls…are…the…New York apartment…of…pussy
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they try to do all these surgeries but i so strongly believe that if you cut open yr scrote there's a whole pussy back there like the episode of futurama where fry moves in with bender and his apartment is not as small as it first appears!

Futurama Season 12 Available Now On Disney+ and Hulu
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
gonna start asking people on smoke break🚬 if they’re “Hip to the Scene” and then offer them a hand-loaded “wildcat cig” that clearly burns the wrong color.
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Louisville-Area Single Mothers Let Me Show Tou the Time That You Deserve
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I lowkey forget that my boy asked me to watch his Parkitecht park while he’s gone 🎡🎈🎢 That shit might genuinely be smoldering ashes rn
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
do i need to play Death Stranding to understand or can i just “get the gist” from sources like video essays and reddit
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
do u wanna be new moots
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
but what if it’s a real person and i hurt their feelings
January 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
hmu let’s go golfing
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
*better
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
new Foam Roller kilt so much back pain in one night (☝️🌌)i started hearing👂bette. Never kill yourself
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM