Tom Burnett
@speaker2animals.bsky.social
Former reporter, editor and bureau chief for newspapers and UPI. Retired and appalled at the state of my old profession.
Hahahaha, on Reddit and Imgur, people are suggesting you buy (free!!!) copies of the Kindle book “Melania, Devourer of Men,” to boost its index spot. And it’s working!
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hahahaha, on Reddit and Imgur, people are suggesting you buy (free!!!) copies of the Kindle book “Melania, Devourer of Men,” to boost its index spot. And it’s working!
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Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
This is what a true hero looks like. After posing with teammates and their Championship trophy, he grabs the trophy for another picture, this time with members of the stadium’s maintenance crew. People no one usually notices unless they do something wrong.
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He invited all the janitors to take a photo with the championship trophy :)
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January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This is what a true hero looks like. After posing with teammates and their Championship trophy, he grabs the trophy for another picture, this time with members of the stadium’s maintenance crew. People no one usually notices unless they do something wrong.
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imgur.com/gallery/he-i...
Can’t buy a home, millennials and Gen Z? It’s because you’re not working hard enough, says fat orange turd who inherited everything he ever had.
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Can’t buy a home, millennials and Gen Z? It’s because you’re not working hard enough, says fat orange turd who inherited everything he ever had.
Yeah, and you’re someone who let the air out of an intern’s tires because you were bored with sex with your wife, you worthless POS. DIAF. Like to see her parents sue you for defamation. Maybe we get you exiled to podcast obscurity, like Dominion did with Tucker.
Jesse Watters: "Why is it that every time these martyrs pop up, we have to look into it? And then when you report the truth about these people -- Renee Good, not necessarily someone stuck in traffic. She was a well-trained anti-ICE warrior who was hellbent on her TDS!"
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Yeah, and you’re someone who let the air out of an intern’s tires because you were bored with sex with your wife, you worthless POS. DIAF. Like to see her parents sue you for defamation. Maybe we get you exiled to podcast obscurity, like Dominion did with Tucker.
The same BS every time: “paid agitators” from out of state. It’s how these truth-benders justify ignoring the people. I’ve been in dozens of marches and protests for nearly six decades and the only “pay” I ever got was food from generous locals. F*ck you Republicans.
Tom Emmer lies about his own constituents: "If you go to my state, the pictures you're seeing of these mobs in Minneapolis, these are paid agitators and protesters. Yeah, you got some Minnesotan anarchists that are in there, but they are people coming from outside our state."
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The same BS every time: “paid agitators” from out of state. It’s how these truth-benders justify ignoring the people. I’ve been in dozens of marches and protests for nearly six decades and the only “pay” I ever got was food from generous locals. F*ck you Republicans.
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Hahahahahaha!!!!! This would make him stroke out. He might when he hears they were nominated.
As longtime observers of struggles to establish peace and justice in the US and around the world, The Nation is honored to nominate the city of Minneapolis and its people for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
“The Nation” Nominates Minneapolis for the Nobel Peace Prize
With their resistance to violent authoritarianism, the people of Minneapolis have renewed the spirit of Dr. King’s call for “the positive affirmation of peace.”
www.thenation.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!! This would make him stroke out. He might when he hears they were nominated.
Grassley needs to GO.
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Grassley needs to GO.
Wow. That’s now officially an iconic image.
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Wow. That’s now officially an iconic image.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS:
Minneapolis PD releases Greg Bovino wanted poster.
Minneapolis PD releases Greg Bovino wanted poster.
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Miserable lying puppy-killer.
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Miserable lying puppy-killer.
He was down on the ground, beaten repeatedly, and then the f*cking Nazi ICE thug SHOT HIM. Murder!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
He was down on the ground, beaten repeatedly, and then the f*cking Nazi ICE thug SHOT HIM. Murder!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
Stop this censorship, @moderation.bsky.app
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Stop this censorship, @moderation.bsky.app
Cadet Bone Spurs insults our allies.
Rod Stewart calls out “draft dodger” Trump for denigrating the service of allied combat vets, and says that PM Keir Starmer must insist that Trump publicly apologize.
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Cadet Bone Spurs insults our allies.
Yeah, the stakes were high! You had to decide whether to ask the coach, “What did you tell them in the locker room?” or “Do you think you can hold this lead, coach?” or “What’s your plan to come back in the 2nd half?” Crucial skills for a senator, definitely.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Yeah, the stakes were high! You had to decide whether to ask the coach, “What did you tell them in the locker room?” or “Do you think you can hold this lead, coach?” or “What’s your plan to come back in the 2nd half?” Crucial skills for a senator, definitely.
Hey, Couch Boy: is this your metaphor or a speech writer’s? Either way, you didn’t really put much thought into it.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hey, Couch Boy: is this your metaphor or a speech writer’s? Either way, you didn’t really put much thought into it.
What’s the likelihood they got him in the room and said, “Mr. President, if you back off the threats, we’ll make sure you have access to build those sites.” And after he left: “See? Once you realize he’s a senile moron, solving the problem is easy.“
BARTIROMO: What are we talking about? An acquisition of Greenland?
TRUMP: It's really being negotiated now, the details of it. But essentially it's total access. There's no end, no time limit.
TRUMP: It's really being negotiated now, the details of it. But essentially it's total access. There's no end, no time limit.
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
What’s the likelihood they got him in the room and said, “Mr. President, if you back off the threats, we’ll make sure you have access to build those sites.” And after he left: “See? Once you realize he’s a senile moron, solving the problem is easy.“
This is f*cking unreal. This is as criminal as anything supposedly done by the people these Nazi thugs are picking up.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This is f*cking unreal. This is as criminal as anything supposedly done by the people these Nazi thugs are picking up.
Most people in the town Orange Doofus is in right now speak German. “Gave Greenland back to Denmark?” Is there a daily contest among his staffers, “Watch what I can get him to believe.”
Trump to Davos: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But how ungrateful are they now?"
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Most people in the town Orange Doofus is in right now speak German. “Gave Greenland back to Denmark?” Is there a daily contest among his staffers, “Watch what I can get him to believe.”
There are always so many choices every DAY for the most batshit insane utterance, but this is in the top 5. Iceland? They called him “daddy?”
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy."
(He means Greenland.)
(He means Greenland.)
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
There are always so many choices every DAY for the most batshit insane utterance, but this is in the top 5. Iceland? They called him “daddy?”
Say what you will about Nancy Pelosi, but she‘d be vocal and all over these traitorous weasels, both in the White House and across the aisle.
The Democratic leaders in Congress have repeatedly shown that they have no interest in leading an effective opposition.
They have no appetite for the legislative trench warfare this moment requires. They don't even have the will to speak about it clearly. They just want to be left alone.
They have no appetite for the legislative trench warfare this moment requires. They don't even have the will to speak about it clearly. They just want to be left alone.
We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Say what you will about Nancy Pelosi, but she‘d be vocal and all over these traitorous weasels, both in the White House and across the aisle.