Ha I’ve got a few. Young life was rough.
Hello. My name is Valium overdose at age 5, driver fell asleep driving at sharp curve over an embankment, cocaine at age 18.
… shit there are others.
Hello… My name is Cancer.
Hello. I am an airborne motorcycle that crashed into your windshield.
Or…
Hell. I am pneumonia (twice).
Ha I’ve got a few. Young life was rough.
Hello. My name is Valium overdose at age 5, driver fell asleep driving at sharp curve over an embankment, cocaine at age 18.
… shit there are others.
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Moderate BlueCross #ACA policy for one person. Same plan, same policy, same coverage.
Dec 2025: $191.74
Jan 2026? $1273.05
Mike Johnson, among many others, can gargle my balls.