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amy
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🚀 off-planet / halloween obsessed / gen-x weirdo / proud childless cat-lady / afraid of america

the Eldritch Crone: patron saint of dark humor, bad backs, and doing it anyway because no one else fucking will. 🖤
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm getting to the point where I just want to enter a bunker or cabin in the middle of nowhere with zero connection to the outside world.

I'm so over all the awful 😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Again and again and again. Fuck that orange asshole.
Me a hundred times a day to my TV.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me a hundred times a day to my TV.
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.... PUSH BACK ON HIM AND HIS TREATMENT OF FEMALE JOURNALISTS!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Ended" eight wars - not one of which the US was directly involved with. Yet there is a US aircraft carrier heading to Venezuela. Make it make sense.
Mike Johnson: "The president has ended 8 wars around the globe. All that in 9 months!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Clearly not a TV watcher, otherwise there would've be a large truck outside wherever the Epstein files are.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I know I've said this before but HOLY SHIT I HATE THIS TIMELINE!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
....whatever happened to "Be Best"??

I mean, we all know it was a joke but.... 🤦‍♀️
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This will be the image used in history books to illustrate this presidency and how democracy ended. You know, assuming history books and children aren't spoon fed some false bullshit story.
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Yo, GOP... If it was really a "hate America" rally, then please show me the American flags burned, ripped, stomped in mud, or smeared with shit. Oh, right... that last part was the Capitol on Jan 6th. Or the stupid AI video of the wannabe king shitting on Americans. So so SO very pro-America. 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
JD dismissing that group chat is the same "boys will be boys" response my classmate/neighbor's mother said after learning her son tried to run me over on a snowy street with his '66 Mustang.

It's fucking infuriating.
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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If you strangled him, would he choke or climax?
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Shamelessly stolen from @puddin666.bsky.social because, yeeaaaah. The ice bucket challenge was like a gut punch. My god, how far we've gone.
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Never have I wished that grand pianos falling on people was a real thing. My childhood made this seem like a real thing and it REALLY needs to happen right now.
a rabbit in a red cape stands in front of a piano on a stage
ALT: a rabbit in a red cape stands in front of a piano on a stage
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This. In some ways I feel like a good part of America still sees a reality TV personality as just a laughable joke. I mean, if Jan 6th and multiple criminal charges weren't enough...
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Where I go mentally whenever he speaks.

The difference is, I use GIFs, not guns.
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. Donald Trump is a senile old codger, standing before the United Nations, reading a speech clearly written by an alt right lunatic and a bunch of oil and gas lobbyists. Well done, U.S. voters. You really fucked this one up.
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
So very embarrassing. World... I'm so sorry. Not all of us think this way. We're laughing just as hard because it's all we can do other than sob or shit our pants in fear most days.
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Lovely. I'm now apparently a terrorist because I am "anti-fascism". You know... just some middle-aged woman who mostly sits at home in her falling apart body who writes and calls her elected officials. SUCH a threat am I. 🙄

Absolutely terrifying. WWII soldiers must be rolling in their graves. 😢
You’re about to see a push on the right to designate a bunch of nonviolent people on the left as ANTIFA because they don’t like their rhetoric.

Dangerous times.
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Anyone else totally terrified and fearful of where things are going to go from here now?

No? Just me? 😣
September 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM