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Watching Prey and cheering while the Frenchmen are ruthlessly slaughtered
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Watching Prey and cheering while the Frenchmen are ruthlessly slaughtered
When I was a kid and they had Santa in the Thanksgiving Day Parade I would always be like “Why do they have Santa when it’s Thanksgiving and not Christmas? Are they stupid?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When I was a kid and they had Santa in the Thanksgiving Day Parade I would always be like “Why do they have Santa when it’s Thanksgiving and not Christmas? Are they stupid?”
The guy in Howl’s Moving Castle who asks Lettie if the bakery has any Lettie shaped cookies was such a freak
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The guy in Howl’s Moving Castle who asks Lettie if the bakery has any Lettie shaped cookies was such a freak
Does the child psychologist who convinced my parents I’m a genius know he ruined my life
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Does the child psychologist who convinced my parents I’m a genius know he ruined my life
I wouldn’t do Mother’s Day if I was a mom it would feel gauche
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wouldn’t do Mother’s Day if I was a mom it would feel gauche
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If your senators voted "No" then you should call them and immediately pressure them to depose of Schumer
Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him
And they should, given this is his fault.
And they should, given this is his fault.
This is a lovely sentiment but Schumer isn't up for re-election until 2028 and he knows this. At which point he will be 77/78. There's no mechanism to recall a sitting senator AFAIK.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If your senators voted "No" then you should call them and immediately pressure them to depose of Schumer
Opened the website for my favorite local Chinese restaurant to place an order and started biting my lip
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Opened the website for my favorite local Chinese restaurant to place an order and started biting my lip
I’ve recently become convinced that Makima is extremely envious of Angel Devil’s ability to befriend humans
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve recently become convinced that Makima is extremely envious of Angel Devil’s ability to befriend humans
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
God I like can’t bear to get up this morning I’m so fucking sad
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
God I like can’t bear to get up this morning I’m so fucking sad
Finished off a terrible day by realizing I’d lost my 134 day reading streak and finding another grey hair
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Finished off a terrible day by realizing I’d lost my 134 day reading streak and finding another grey hair
God we really got big screen Angel Devil character arc subplot in the big two five never give up never surrender
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
God we really got big screen Angel Devil character arc subplot in the big two five never give up never surrender
Incredibly depressed so I’m seeing the Reze movie for the second day in a row
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Incredibly depressed so I’m seeing the Reze movie for the second day in a row
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live laugh love aesthetic
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
live laugh love aesthetic
If I was the ADR director for dubbed Chainsaw Man I’d try to make Beam sound as much like the squirrel from Hoodwinked as possible
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If I was the ADR director for dubbed Chainsaw Man I’d try to make Beam sound as much like the squirrel from Hoodwinked as possible
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Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
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November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
Song of the fall is Cannock Chase by Labi Siffre spread the word
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Song of the fall is Cannock Chase by Labi Siffre spread the word
God Chainsaw Man is so fucking funny
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
God Chainsaw Man is so fucking funny
Was in hysterics because I imagined Power and Denji doing the Wheels and the Legman bit from American Dad
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Was in hysterics because I imagined Power and Denji doing the Wheels and the Legman bit from American Dad
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IN THE SUMMER SILENCE, I WAS GETTING VIOLENT
May 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
IN THE SUMMER SILENCE, I WAS GETTING VIOLENT
absolute classic of mine from the other site
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
absolute classic of mine from the other site