Southern Trains UK
@southerntrains.bsky.social
Please don't think we are a decent train company. We are a joke and proud of it! Views belong to the voices. Pronouns: They/Them (for we are many)
September 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Just to file it correctly, do you think I should register it as antisemitism or antizionism?!
And to the smartarses that are inevitably going to jump in here, no, I am not registering it as Antinazi!!
And to the smartarses that are inevitably going to jump in here, no, I am not registering it as Antinazi!!
Cw: antisemitism
Hey @southerntrains.bsky.social antisemitic graffiti on the 6.46 Ford to Brighton service.
Hey @southerntrains.bsky.social antisemitic graffiti on the 6.46 Ford to Brighton service.
September 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just to file it correctly, do you think I should register it as antisemitism or antizionism?!
And to the smartarses that are inevitably going to jump in here, no, I am not registering it as Antinazi!!
And to the smartarses that are inevitably going to jump in here, no, I am not registering it as Antinazi!!
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Cw: antisemitism
Hey @southerntrains.bsky.social antisemitic graffiti on the 6.46 Ford to Brighton service.
Hey @southerntrains.bsky.social antisemitic graffiti on the 6.46 Ford to Brighton service.
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Cw: antisemitism
Hey @southerntrains.bsky.social antisemitic graffiti on the 6.46 Ford to Brighton service.
Hey @southerntrains.bsky.social antisemitic graffiti on the 6.46 Ford to Brighton service.
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To err is human...
to F*** things up completely takes @southerntrains.bsky.social
What a day.... *bleh*
to F*** things up completely takes @southerntrains.bsky.social
What a day.... *bleh*
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
To err is human...
to F*** things up completely takes @southerntrains.bsky.social
What a day.... *bleh*
to F*** things up completely takes @southerntrains.bsky.social
What a day.... *bleh*
We don’t normally repost political stuff, but I woke up this morning feeling funky, so there! Reposting. Glad you found a train!
On my way thanks to @southerntrains.bsky.social to do some Green Party business in London. I’m caffeinated and excited to see the @greenparty.org.uk membership growing! @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been so impressive already as our new leader 👏🏼
New member? I’ll follow back 💚
New member? I’ll follow back 💚
September 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We don’t normally repost political stuff, but I woke up this morning feeling funky, so there! Reposting. Glad you found a train!
Love seeing our own proprietary signature f**k-the-customer service techniques being so elegantly and precisely copied by Enterprise, National and Alamo car rental at Gatwick. Heart-warning stuff!
June 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Love seeing our own proprietary signature f**k-the-customer service techniques being so elegantly and precisely copied by Enterprise, National and Alamo car rental at Gatwick. Heart-warning stuff!
Hi everyone. Can you help please?
This definitely looks like a positive comment… but I haven’t seen one before, so wanted to verify?
This definitely looks like a positive comment… but I haven’t seen one before, so wanted to verify?
On my way to @modernmoneylab.org.uk ‘rethinking capitalism’ in London - very hot day so lots of liquids needed! Thanks @southerntrains.bsky.social for keeping the train cool and on time. #Economics #Feminism @feministgreens.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hi everyone. Can you help please?
This definitely looks like a positive comment… but I haven’t seen one before, so wanted to verify?
This definitely looks like a positive comment… but I haven’t seen one before, so wanted to verify?
Fair point. In fact sir, you stroke me as someone inflicted with logic and reason. I am so sorry - life must be hard!
June 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fair point. In fact sir, you stroke me as someone inflicted with logic and reason. I am so sorry - life must be hard!
Maybe, but what about the exercise?!
Do I ever get any thanks about the exercise? Do I f#$% !
Do I ever get any thanks about the exercise? Do I f#$% !
June 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Maybe, but what about the exercise?!
Do I ever get any thanks about the exercise? Do I f#$% !
Do I ever get any thanks about the exercise? Do I f#$% !
Madam, for you, happy to make available access to the driver’s compartment!
(If you don’t mind sitting on their lap for the journey of course!)
(If you don’t mind sitting on their lap for the journey of course!)
How do I NEVER get a seat on the train facing in the right direction??
June 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Madam, for you, happy to make available access to the driver’s compartment!
(If you don’t mind sitting on their lap for the journey of course!)
(If you don’t mind sitting on their lap for the journey of course!)
I know we say “if something doesn’t look right contact a member of staff”, but could passengers please stop getting in touch every time a train turns up on time?!
Thank you!
Thank you!
May 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know we say “if something doesn’t look right contact a member of staff”, but could passengers please stop getting in touch every time a train turns up on time?!
Thank you!
Thank you!
As I go through the stations again (after all this time), I see our localised/secondary station experiments yielding results and being extended/implemented in major ones like #Hove.
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
May 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
As I go through the stations again (after all this time), I see our localised/secondary station experiments yielding results and being extended/implemented in major ones like #Hove.
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
I am totally having the ‘I have arrived b*tches’ feeling when we do this!! :)
May 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I am totally having the ‘I have arrived b*tches’ feeling when we do this!! :)
Our stats are trustworthy and directly linked to reporting on the signs of our stations.
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
May 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our stats are trustworthy and directly linked to reporting on the signs of our stations.
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
Apt, clean, timely, eloquent, meaningful. All words that due to company policy, I don’t understand. But all seem fitting for this lovely poem. Enjoy
April 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Apt, clean, timely, eloquent, meaningful. All words that due to company policy, I don’t understand. But all seem fitting for this lovely poem. Enjoy
Loving the Trump.
Anyone who even thinks of complaining about terrible self-serving malevolent train management, I just label them ‘Leftist” and all is good in my world!
Anyone who even thinks of complaining about terrible self-serving malevolent train management, I just label them ‘Leftist” and all is good in my world!
March 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Loving the Trump.
Anyone who even thinks of complaining about terrible self-serving malevolent train management, I just label them ‘Leftist” and all is good in my world!
Anyone who even thinks of complaining about terrible self-serving malevolent train management, I just label them ‘Leftist” and all is good in my world!
I don’t know why all these people are angry.
I find that professionally hating passengers 9 to 5 leaves me calm and in control the rest of the day.
I love my job.
I find that professionally hating passengers 9 to 5 leaves me calm and in control the rest of the day.
I love my job.
March 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I don’t know why all these people are angry.
I find that professionally hating passengers 9 to 5 leaves me calm and in control the rest of the day.
I love my job.
I find that professionally hating passengers 9 to 5 leaves me calm and in control the rest of the day.
I love my job.
Can passengers kindly stop skeeting me that ‘they are inside me’… thank you!
March 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Can passengers kindly stop skeeting me that ‘they are inside me’… thank you!
Twitter cunningly renamed itself X, implying they will be a super app. I am considering renaming us ‘Y the hell’ matching the exclamations from most our wannabe passengers, attempting to go somewhere…
March 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Twitter cunningly renamed itself X, implying they will be a super app. I am considering renaming us ‘Y the hell’ matching the exclamations from most our wannabe passengers, attempting to go somewhere…
Dear USA Government,
Our management would like to publicly salute you!
Thanks to you, nobody is going to be using US as an example of being unable to run a bath, let alone an organisation…
Such a pleasant change…
Our management would like to publicly salute you!
Thanks to you, nobody is going to be using US as an example of being unable to run a bath, let alone an organisation…
Such a pleasant change…
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dear USA Government,
Our management would like to publicly salute you!
Thanks to you, nobody is going to be using US as an example of being unable to run a bath, let alone an organisation…
Such a pleasant change…
Our management would like to publicly salute you!
Thanks to you, nobody is going to be using US as an example of being unable to run a bath, let alone an organisation…
Such a pleasant change…
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Have y'all seen this?
Have y’all seen this?
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtube.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Have y'all seen this?
I don’t mean to brag, but we despised people before it was cool to hate everybody…
March 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t mean to brag, but we despised people before it was cool to hate everybody…
Not a lot of people know this, but we have spent a fortune developing our onboard toilet doors. They are now JUSt capable of closing and locking when someone is in, but impossible to keep shut when there isn’t. This way the traditional southern odour is shared with all! It’s the details… #Branding
March 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Not a lot of people know this, but we have spent a fortune developing our onboard toilet doors. They are now JUSt capable of closing and locking when someone is in, but impossible to keep shut when there isn’t. This way the traditional southern odour is shared with all! It’s the details… #Branding