Southern Trains UK
@southerntrains.bsky.social
Please don't think we are a decent train company. We are a joke and proud of it! Views belong to the voices. Pronouns: They/Them (for we are many)
Love seeing our own proprietary signature f**k-the-customer service techniques being so elegantly and precisely copied by Enterprise, National and Alamo car rental at Gatwick. Heart-warning stuff!
June 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Love seeing our own proprietary signature f**k-the-customer service techniques being so elegantly and precisely copied by Enterprise, National and Alamo car rental at Gatwick. Heart-warning stuff!
As I go through the stations again (after all this time), I see our localised/secondary station experiments yielding results and being extended/implemented in major ones like #Hove.
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
May 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
As I go through the stations again (after all this time), I see our localised/secondary station experiments yielding results and being extended/implemented in major ones like #Hove.
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
#IfYouDontTellThemYouAreActuallyClosingTheirTicketOfficesTheyWillNotComplain
I am totally having the ‘I have arrived b*tches’ feeling when we do this!! :)
May 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I am totally having the ‘I have arrived b*tches’ feeling when we do this!! :)
Our stats are trustworthy and directly linked to reporting on the signs of our stations.
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
May 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our stats are trustworthy and directly linked to reporting on the signs of our stations.
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
In a related topic, have I mentioned how awesomely improved our timings are?!
To anyone wanting to go to London Victoria today or tomorrow:
Muaaaahahahahaaahaa!
Muaaaahahahahaaahaa!
February 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
To anyone wanting to go to London Victoria today or tomorrow:
Muaaaahahahahaaahaa!
Muaaaahahahahaaahaa!
To all ‘alternative means of transport’…
#JustSaying
#JustSaying
January 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
To all ‘alternative means of transport’…
#JustSaying
#JustSaying
Berwick Station, East Sussex. In a new, brilliant pilot scheme, we are trialling returning rarely used strips of land (space between and around commuter zone rail lines) to nature! Bees, small animals, and even crops could be thriving here soon! #BrilliantPlan #SouthernTrains #Rewinding #WeRock
November 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Berwick Station, East Sussex. In a new, brilliant pilot scheme, we are trialling returning rarely used strips of land (space between and around commuter zone rail lines) to nature! Bees, small animals, and even crops could be thriving here soon! #BrilliantPlan #SouthernTrains #Rewinding #WeRock
My last X post :) Yay 💙
November 16, 2024 at 6:10 PM
My last X post :) Yay 💙