Mister Failed Dodge
@soundthecharge.bsky.social
I post about toy soldiers here. Warhammer Fantasy/The Old World and Blood Bowl, mainly, but occasionally other games too. Bit unusual but means well. He/Him.
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Quality Old World Art
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Quality Old World Art
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I've painted up two sets of Garden of Morr terrain for an overnight Mordheim weekend. Got super lucky - my cheap Agrax substitute, made up with cheap brown watercolour paints and water - ended up leaving a nice dusty residue effect after the dip shade. Really happy with the overall effect.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've painted up two sets of Garden of Morr terrain for an overnight Mordheim weekend. Got super lucky - my cheap Agrax substitute, made up with cheap brown watercolour paints and water - ended up leaving a nice dusty residue effect after the dip shade. Really happy with the overall effect.
Very bitter to think how Bsky marketed itself as a nicer version of Twitter, not run by "emperors" or whatever vapid shit they put on that shirt, when in practice it upholds a lot of the same editorial policies and is every bit as unaccountable to its users.
Suspending Goran is a crock of shite.
Suspending Goran is a crock of shite.
Bluesky has suspended my bro @Gorangligovic.bsky.social, who’s an amazing artist that would always share Palestinian and other mutual aids while speaking against Bluesky’s mods which would delete these accounts.
Fuck Bluesky.
Fuck Bluesky.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Very bitter to think how Bsky marketed itself as a nicer version of Twitter, not run by "emperors" or whatever vapid shit they put on that shirt, when in practice it upholds a lot of the same editorial policies and is every bit as unaccountable to its users.
Suspending Goran is a crock of shite.
Suspending Goran is a crock of shite.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Finally finished my Tomb Kings team build. Mostly painless and intuitive, bar the ridiculously tiny wings you're supposed to add to the throwers' sandals. Those are evil.
Anyway, the Lybaras Vipers are ready to paint!
#bloodbowl
Anyway, the Lybaras Vipers are ready to paint!
#bloodbowl
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Finally finished my Tomb Kings team build. Mostly painless and intuitive, bar the ridiculously tiny wings you're supposed to add to the throwers' sandals. Those are evil.
Anyway, the Lybaras Vipers are ready to paint!
#bloodbowl
Anyway, the Lybaras Vipers are ready to paint!
#bloodbowl
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November 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Making some initial progress on my Tomb Kings team for Blood Bowl. Names-wise, I think I'll call them the Lybaras Vipers - although I'm not sure if I'll run them in a league!
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Making some initial progress on my Tomb Kings team for Blood Bowl. Names-wise, I think I'll call them the Lybaras Vipers - although I'm not sure if I'll run them in a league!
Ohhhh, now we're cooking.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohhhh, now we're cooking.
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The massed cavalry is ready! Knights of the realm ready to ride forth! Also included is my first go at using magnetic lance formation trays.
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#warhammertheoldworld #warhammerfantasybattle #warhammerpainting #warhammerarmy #bretonnia #warhammer #Warhammercommunity
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#warhammertheoldworld #warhammerfantasybattle #warhammerpainting #warhammerarmy #bretonnia #warhammer #Warhammercommunity
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The massed cavalry is ready! Knights of the realm ready to ride forth! Also included is my first go at using magnetic lance formation trays.
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#warhammertheoldworld #warhammerfantasybattle #warhammerpainting #warhammerarmy #bretonnia #warhammer #Warhammercommunity
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#warhammertheoldworld #warhammerfantasybattle #warhammerpainting #warhammerarmy #bretonnia #warhammer #Warhammercommunity
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turn the knobs until you glean a melody
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
turn the knobs until you glean a melody
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Monsters of the Midway!
Necromantic #BloodBowl team painted for a friend of mine who wanted his team in Chicago Bears colors.
Here are the Werewolves, Ghouls, and Wraiths.
Necromantic #BloodBowl team painted for a friend of mine who wanted his team in Chicago Bears colors.
Here are the Werewolves, Ghouls, and Wraiths.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Monsters of the Midway!
Necromantic #BloodBowl team painted for a friend of mine who wanted his team in Chicago Bears colors.
Here are the Werewolves, Ghouls, and Wraiths.
Necromantic #BloodBowl team painted for a friend of mine who wanted his team in Chicago Bears colors.
Here are the Werewolves, Ghouls, and Wraiths.
In the pollution-choked Dark Lands, a throng of Chaos Dwarfs find themselves confronted by an Ogre raiding party.
Though the big brutes waver at first under withering fire, their nerve holds just long enough for them to reach - and charge into - the Chaos Dwarf line...
#warhammercommunity #TOW
Though the big brutes waver at first under withering fire, their nerve holds just long enough for them to reach - and charge into - the Chaos Dwarf line...
#warhammercommunity #TOW
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In the pollution-choked Dark Lands, a throng of Chaos Dwarfs find themselves confronted by an Ogre raiding party.
Though the big brutes waver at first under withering fire, their nerve holds just long enough for them to reach - and charge into - the Chaos Dwarf line...
#warhammercommunity #TOW
Though the big brutes waver at first under withering fire, their nerve holds just long enough for them to reach - and charge into - the Chaos Dwarf line...
#warhammercommunity #TOW
I've often thought that the idea the Predator is some super-honorable Space Samurai is odd, when the first film clearly sets it up as more of a big game hunter.
Yeah, it doesn't attack unarmed quarry, but only because there's no *sport* in it. It's still way better armed than the things it hunts!
Yeah, it doesn't attack unarmed quarry, but only because there's no *sport* in it. It's still way better armed than the things it hunts!
1987 Predator was definitely a Trust Fund kid, dropped off by dad, shooting dudes in the back, stumbling blindly into traps.
Bet he capped Billy from a distance, too.
Bet he capped Billy from a distance, too.
I still think about this with every new bit I see from Predator: Badlands.
Just a bunch of embarrassed, surly dudes over-compensating for their hair loss with new, fancy hunting gear.
“Who cares if Amy left me for ..ugh Dan & his full head of tendrils? Check out my new laser-guided shoulder gun!”
Just a bunch of embarrassed, surly dudes over-compensating for their hair loss with new, fancy hunting gear.
“Who cares if Amy left me for ..ugh Dan & his full head of tendrils? Check out my new laser-guided shoulder gun!”
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've often thought that the idea the Predator is some super-honorable Space Samurai is odd, when the first film clearly sets it up as more of a big game hunter.
Yeah, it doesn't attack unarmed quarry, but only because there's no *sport* in it. It's still way better armed than the things it hunts!
Yeah, it doesn't attack unarmed quarry, but only because there's no *sport* in it. It's still way better armed than the things it hunts!
A *very* strong contender for a Bretonnian Damsel stand-in, this. I love her!
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A *very* strong contender for a Bretonnian Damsel stand-in, this. I love her!
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Finished of my first month for the #CallOfTheCrown challenge.
Pretty happy with these. This month I'm going for the (hopefully) more straight forward snotling pump wagon.
#Oldhammer #Orcs #Warhammer #Nerdlings
Pretty happy with these. This month I'm going for the (hopefully) more straight forward snotling pump wagon.
#Oldhammer #Orcs #Warhammer #Nerdlings
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Finished of my first month for the #CallOfTheCrown challenge.
Pretty happy with these. This month I'm going for the (hopefully) more straight forward snotling pump wagon.
#Oldhammer #Orcs #Warhammer #Nerdlings
Pretty happy with these. This month I'm going for the (hopefully) more straight forward snotling pump wagon.
#Oldhammer #Orcs #Warhammer #Nerdlings
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Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
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I've put together a few words (well, an essay actually!) of appreciation for the late, great Pete Knifton. It's too long to post here, so follow the link to read the post on Reddit: #bloodbowl #PeteKnifton
www.reddit.com/r/bloodbowl/...
www.reddit.com/r/bloodbowl/...
From the bloodbowl community on Reddit: Pete Knifton: An Appreciation
Explore this post and more from the bloodbowl community
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November 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I've put together a few words (well, an essay actually!) of appreciation for the late, great Pete Knifton. It's too long to post here, so follow the link to read the post on Reddit: #bloodbowl #PeteKnifton
www.reddit.com/r/bloodbowl/...
www.reddit.com/r/bloodbowl/...
Ohhhh, you know what's happening 👀 can't wait to get stuck into a brand new season of the sport of kings!
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ohhhh, you know what's happening 👀 can't wait to get stuck into a brand new season of the sport of kings!
The Blood Bowl leaks are pouring into our league chat, and the reaction they're getting is very similar to when apes in a zoo enclosure see their keepers knocking together a big old fruit basket for them. Deafening shrieking, handstands, debris getting launched into the air etc. HYPE is indeed real!
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Blood Bowl leaks are pouring into our league chat, and the reaction they're getting is very similar to when apes in a zoo enclosure see their keepers knocking together a big old fruit basket for them. Deafening shrieking, handstands, debris getting launched into the air etc. HYPE is indeed real!
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Getting in early with the Halloween miniature painting, Frank N Stein, Bloodbowl star player #boardgames
October 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Getting in early with the Halloween miniature painting, Frank N Stein, Bloodbowl star player #boardgames
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Last of the Black Orcs (for now)
Some more closeups and the unit pic. I'm terrible at unit pics, but you can zoom in on it
#orks #orcs #nerdlings #minipainting #tow #theoldworld #gamesworkshop #warhammerfantasy #wfb #painting #paintingminis #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Some more closeups and the unit pic. I'm terrible at unit pics, but you can zoom in on it
#orks #orcs #nerdlings #minipainting #tow #theoldworld #gamesworkshop #warhammerfantasy #wfb #painting #paintingminis #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Last of the Black Orcs (for now)
Some more closeups and the unit pic. I'm terrible at unit pics, but you can zoom in on it
#orks #orcs #nerdlings #minipainting #tow #theoldworld #gamesworkshop #warhammerfantasy #wfb #painting #paintingminis #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Some more closeups and the unit pic. I'm terrible at unit pics, but you can zoom in on it
#orks #orcs #nerdlings #minipainting #tow #theoldworld #gamesworkshop #warhammerfantasy #wfb #painting #paintingminis #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Committed to the position of "it's gonna be good" now, strike me down if I am wrong
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Committed to the position of "it's gonna be good" now, strike me down if I am wrong
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I’m so ready for season 3!!! #BloodBowl
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m so ready for season 3!!! #BloodBowl
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I wish James Workshop would let me paint orks for the next codex, I don't know :I
Oil painting on panels (2, 12x9" panels)
Oil painting on panels (2, 12x9" panels)
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wish James Workshop would let me paint orks for the next codex, I don't know :I
Oil painting on panels (2, 12x9" panels)
Oil painting on panels (2, 12x9" panels)