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Mister Failed Dodge
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I post about toy soldiers here. Warhammer Fantasy/The Old World and Blood Bowl, mainly, but occasionally other games too. Bit unusual but means well. He/Him.
Finally, the two teams are done! Now to figure out their respective colour schemes...

#BloodBowl
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Finally finished my Tomb Kings team build. Mostly painless and intuitive, bar the ridiculously tiny wings you're supposed to add to the throwers' sandals. Those are evil.

Anyway, the Lybaras Vipers are ready to paint!

#bloodbowl
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Making some initial progress on my Tomb Kings team for Blood Bowl. Names-wise, I think I'll call them the Lybaras Vipers - although I'm not sure if I'll run them in a league!
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ohhhh, now we're cooking.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In the pollution-choked Dark Lands, a throng of Chaos Dwarfs find themselves confronted by an Ogre raiding party.

Though the big brutes waver at first under withering fire, their nerve holds just long enough for them to reach - and charge into - the Chaos Dwarf line...

#warhammercommunity #TOW
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ohhhh, you know what's happening 👀 can't wait to get stuck into a brand new season of the sport of kings!
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
A happy few hours was spent tonight guiding two new coaches through their first game of Blood Bowl. With any luck, the beautiful game might have spawned two new fanatics here...

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Behold the record of a bloody conflict, whereupon the brayherds of @korartificer.bsky.social met the ogre raiders of Bellanos the Vast upon the site of a ruined shrine in the Empire's borderlands. The beasts of Chaos may have been driven back for the moment, but their cunning leader survives yet...
September 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A very special BBBLBBQ this year, as the BBBL turns 8 today! Naturally, we all had to celebrate, and that meant me getting to practice with my vampires - as well as debuting the Rat Smasher 5000 to mixed results in the annual Rat Ogre Bowl game 🔥

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
September 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
BBBL Plate Quarter-finals! The Hel Fenn Howlers manage to fight their way back into the game, making it 1-1 at full time, but the Warpstone Tunnelrats clinch it in penalties to advance.

A great first season for the Howlers - can't wait to run them again!

#bloodbowl #warhammercommunity
September 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Progress report! The Ghorgon has been especially fun to build so far.
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Finally, a bit of time to build some beastmen in!
August 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Mirror match alert! The Hel Fenn Howlers and fellow necros Cutienomicon faced each other in the final regular season fixture of their BBBL division. A brutal slog leading to a 1-1 draw... but that single point is enough to secure the Howlers a playoff spot!

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
July 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
And that's that, at least as far as the BBBL Bees are concerned. We finished 15th out of 54 terms in the end. Very proud of our performance, and some wonderful coaches to play against. Can't wait to come to the Home Nations again next year!

#bloodbowl #WarhammerCommunity
July 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Some pictures of the first day of the Home Nations! Been a tough day, but the BBBL Bees (including me) have clawed their way up to 21st, and a seat at the higher rank tables. Let's see what tomorrow brings...
#bloodbowl #warhammercommunity
July 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Had a good month, finance-wise, and accordingly might have treated myself a bit.
July 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Five games out of six now played in the BBBL Championship's regular season - and a dirty, hard-fought 1-0 win over the Knightly Virtues sees the Hel Fenn Howlers position themselves for a playoff spot...

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
June 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Introduced my mate to the joys of The Old World last Friday. His marauding ogres were able to see off my Bretonnians, who struggled to recover from their left flank collapsing catastrophically early in the game.

#warhammercommunity #theoldworld
June 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The Hel Fenn Howlers kept up their good form with another win in the BBBL - 2-0 versus the snotling team by the name of "The Snotling Team!"

As a result, I now have a movement 9 werewolf - and the other one has blodge 👌

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
June 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
A scorcher of a win - the Hel Fenn Howlers are finally out of the blocks with a 4-0 thumping of the Zombie No-Stars!

Now let's see if they can keep that momentum going...

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
May 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Moving flat on a bank holiday? Can't say as I'm enjoying it, if I'm honest.
May 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A bounceback from previous defeat and a hard-fought 1-1 draw as the Hel Fenn Howlers took on the Haemoglobin Trotters last night. Could have been 2-1 to the Howlers if they'd played just a touch more aggressively in the second half!

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
May 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A rough start to the season for the Hel Fenn Howlers, as they suffer atrocious dice and a 1-0 loss to the Real Chaos All-Stars (Tribute). Never seen so many skull-both down results 💀

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
May 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
And last but not least, in jersey numbers 10 and 11, we have zombie linemen Boltmann and Stumbleton!

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
April 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Now for the team's zombie cohort - 7, 8 and 9. Jigstein, Gourdley and MacSplinters are ready to hold the line!

#warhammercommunity #bloodbowl
April 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM