El Más Guapo
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Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
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“If you aren’t attempting the impossible, then you don’t know Jesus…”
View from the VIP booth at Golden Eggs in Brampton (jealous?)…
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
View from the VIP booth at Golden Eggs in Brampton (jealous?)…
Reposted by El Más Guapo
Yes.
Living well is nice…
However
Being as ridiculously handsome as I am truly is the best revenge.
Living well is nice…
However
Being as ridiculously handsome as I am truly is the best revenge.
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Yes.
Living well is nice…
However
Being as ridiculously handsome as I am truly is the best revenge.
Living well is nice…
However
Being as ridiculously handsome as I am truly is the best revenge.
Something I love about my brunette is that after we have coitus (she finishes BIG obv), as we are spooning afterwards, I can feel her falling asleep because she has a signature burst of twitches throughout her body as it happens (aftershocks of getting put through the mattress).
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Something I love about my brunette is that after we have coitus (she finishes BIG obv), as we are spooning afterwards, I can feel her falling asleep because she has a signature burst of twitches throughout her body as it happens (aftershocks of getting put through the mattress).
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
Dear MTG Arena dot com…
As Solieri said to Mozart in Amadeus… “too many notes”…
TOO MANY SETS!
I’m tired, big dawg.
As Solieri said to Mozart in Amadeus… “too many notes”…
TOO MANY SETS!
I’m tired, big dawg.
January 22, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Dear MTG Arena dot com…
As Solieri said to Mozart in Amadeus… “too many notes”…
TOO MANY SETS!
I’m tired, big dawg.
As Solieri said to Mozart in Amadeus… “too many notes”…
TOO MANY SETS!
I’m tired, big dawg.
Speaking as the most virile slice of manliness to ever walk the streets of Queen and Kennedy, who just happens to have VIP privileges at Golden Eggs in Dixie Plaza, who also just happens to be the “Capo of Castlemore”, I must say that MTG Arena needs to stop putting out new sets every 5 mins.
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Speaking as the most virile slice of manliness to ever walk the streets of Queen and Kennedy, who just happens to have VIP privileges at Golden Eggs in Dixie Plaza, who also just happens to be the “Capo of Castlemore”, I must say that MTG Arena needs to stop putting out new sets every 5 mins.
Take a pill that will make you skinny but you get chronic diarrhea.
Um no.
If they had a pill that made your penis 568474579 inches long (with girth) and the side effect was nonstop diarrhea I dont think I would take that either.
Um no.
If they had a pill that made your penis 568474579 inches long (with girth) and the side effect was nonstop diarrhea I dont think I would take that either.
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Take a pill that will make you skinny but you get chronic diarrhea.
Um no.
If they had a pill that made your penis 568474579 inches long (with girth) and the side effect was nonstop diarrhea I dont think I would take that either.
Um no.
If they had a pill that made your penis 568474579 inches long (with girth) and the side effect was nonstop diarrhea I dont think I would take that either.
As my legión of fans already knows, I like to keep it a “buck” (that means a dollar in urban parlance (( overall it means 💯 like 100% ((( like I am 100% honest)))))).
When people post post-ozempic pics all I can think of is how chronic diarrhea is a side effect.
All I see is 10x a day on the toilet.
When people post post-ozempic pics all I can think of is how chronic diarrhea is a side effect.
All I see is 10x a day on the toilet.
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
As my legión of fans already knows, I like to keep it a “buck” (that means a dollar in urban parlance (( overall it means 💯 like 100% ((( like I am 100% honest)))))).
When people post post-ozempic pics all I can think of is how chronic diarrhea is a side effect.
All I see is 10x a day on the toilet.
When people post post-ozempic pics all I can think of is how chronic diarrhea is a side effect.
All I see is 10x a day on the toilet.
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A brunette has her own opinions and they may not match yours, but she will always choose to follow your lead.
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
A brunette has her own opinions and they may not match yours, but she will always choose to follow your lead.
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
A brunette really wants to talk to you and feels hurt if you don’t answer.
A brunette would never NOT text back.
#brunettemafia
A brunette would never NOT text back.
#brunettemafia
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
A brunette really wants to talk to you and feels hurt if you don’t answer.
A brunette would never NOT text back.
#brunettemafia
A brunette would never NOT text back.
#brunettemafia
A brunette has no idea what “duty sex” even is.., She genuinely loves you and wants to be close to you.
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A brunette has no idea what “duty sex” even is.., She genuinely loves you and wants to be close to you.
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
The occasional Blonde is ok, but you know I’m a brunette guy.
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The occasional Blonde is ok, but you know I’m a brunette guy.
#brunettemafia
#brunettemafia
Yeah the Chinese Russians and Iranians were in Venezuela merely because they wanted the recipie for arepas and not because the wanted oil.
Grow up lefties.
It’s time to put in your big boy pants.
Arepas are very tasty tho… my mom makes some MEAN arepas let me tell you…
Grow up lefties.
It’s time to put in your big boy pants.
Arepas are very tasty tho… my mom makes some MEAN arepas let me tell you…
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Yeah the Chinese Russians and Iranians were in Venezuela merely because they wanted the recipie for arepas and not because the wanted oil.
Grow up lefties.
It’s time to put in your big boy pants.
Arepas are very tasty tho… my mom makes some MEAN arepas let me tell you…
Grow up lefties.
It’s time to put in your big boy pants.
Arepas are very tasty tho… my mom makes some MEAN arepas let me tell you…
No. It wasn’t about the drugs… that was just the the public story, the cover…
No. It’s not about the oil… that is just a beneficial side effect for the US.
It was about Venezuela bringing in help from Iran, China and Russia, and establishing a potential military front in South America.
No. It’s not about the oil… that is just a beneficial side effect for the US.
It was about Venezuela bringing in help from Iran, China and Russia, and establishing a potential military front in South America.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
No. It wasn’t about the drugs… that was just the the public story, the cover…
No. It’s not about the oil… that is just a beneficial side effect for the US.
It was about Venezuela bringing in help from Iran, China and Russia, and establishing a potential military front in South America.
No. It’s not about the oil… that is just a beneficial side effect for the US.
It was about Venezuela bringing in help from Iran, China and Russia, and establishing a potential military front in South America.
My parents came to Canada from South America in the 70s. I grew up in a Spanish church with every kind of Latino.
Believe me… Regular everyday Latinos are happy today
Another thing… a large US military presence along both coasts of South America is the only thing that can keep the cartels in check
Believe me… Regular everyday Latinos are happy today
Another thing… a large US military presence along both coasts of South America is the only thing that can keep the cartels in check
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My parents came to Canada from South America in the 70s. I grew up in a Spanish church with every kind of Latino.
Believe me… Regular everyday Latinos are happy today
Another thing… a large US military presence along both coasts of South America is the only thing that can keep the cartels in check
Believe me… Regular everyday Latinos are happy today
Another thing… a large US military presence along both coasts of South America is the only thing that can keep the cartels in check
Just now, I was tying up my recycling bag. I forgot that I had disposed of the boxes that had that “box smell” that is the exact olfactory equivalent of unwashed-ass. So as I tied the recycling bag, some bag air got pushed up, and I caught that familiar smell… The smell of unwashed ass 🤮🤮🤮🤮
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just now, I was tying up my recycling bag. I forgot that I had disposed of the boxes that had that “box smell” that is the exact olfactory equivalent of unwashed-ass. So as I tied the recycling bag, some bag air got pushed up, and I caught that familiar smell… The smell of unwashed ass 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Playing with himself for 6646754 business minutes…
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Playing with himself for 6646754 business minutes…
It happened again.
I got a 2 packages for Christmas (I’m extremely popular and everyone wants to suck up to me ((natch cuz I’m TGIMTECOOB)) and be nice to me) from a very rich and famous person (you don’t know them, dw about it) and one of the boxes has that unwashed ass variation of the box smell.
I got a 2 packages for Christmas (I’m extremely popular and everyone wants to suck up to me ((natch cuz I’m TGIMTECOOB)) and be nice to me) from a very rich and famous person (you don’t know them, dw about it) and one of the boxes has that unwashed ass variation of the box smell.
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It happened again.
I got a 2 packages for Christmas (I’m extremely popular and everyone wants to suck up to me ((natch cuz I’m TGIMTECOOB)) and be nice to me) from a very rich and famous person (you don’t know them, dw about it) and one of the boxes has that unwashed ass variation of the box smell.
I got a 2 packages for Christmas (I’m extremely popular and everyone wants to suck up to me ((natch cuz I’m TGIMTECOOB)) and be nice to me) from a very rich and famous person (you don’t know them, dw about it) and one of the boxes has that unwashed ass variation of the box smell.
You know how some boxes have a “box smell”?
And that there is a particular “box smell” that actually smells like unwashed ass?
I recently got a package in a box with that exact smell.
It’s wretched.
And it stinks up the immediate vicinity.
A cloud of swass.
And that there is a particular “box smell” that actually smells like unwashed ass?
I recently got a package in a box with that exact smell.
It’s wretched.
And it stinks up the immediate vicinity.
A cloud of swass.
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You know how some boxes have a “box smell”?
And that there is a particular “box smell” that actually smells like unwashed ass?
I recently got a package in a box with that exact smell.
It’s wretched.
And it stinks up the immediate vicinity.
A cloud of swass.
And that there is a particular “box smell” that actually smells like unwashed ass?
I recently got a package in a box with that exact smell.
It’s wretched.
And it stinks up the immediate vicinity.
A cloud of swass.
The same people saying teachers shouldn’t do Acadience “cUz iTs rAcIsT” are the same ppl saying they should have 7474675 hours of training on the new K curriculum… and if I know teachers, I know the minute they get this “training” they will resist that too and say they are being oppressed by admin.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The same people saying teachers shouldn’t do Acadience “cUz iTs rAcIsT” are the same ppl saying they should have 7474675 hours of training on the new K curriculum… and if I know teachers, I know the minute they get this “training” they will resist that too and say they are being oppressed by admin.
The usual suspects talking about “but what about the training???” regarding the new K curriculum…
Yo… unless you are brand new out of teachers college you knew for YEARS this was coming and you did NOTHING to adapt. In fact, you resisted.
Now you cry about “resources”?
Loooool play time is over.
Yo… unless you are brand new out of teachers college you knew for YEARS this was coming and you did NOTHING to adapt. In fact, you resisted.
Now you cry about “resources”?
Loooool play time is over.
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The usual suspects talking about “but what about the training???” regarding the new K curriculum…
Yo… unless you are brand new out of teachers college you knew for YEARS this was coming and you did NOTHING to adapt. In fact, you resisted.
Now you cry about “resources”?
Loooool play time is over.
Yo… unless you are brand new out of teachers college you knew for YEARS this was coming and you did NOTHING to adapt. In fact, you resisted.
Now you cry about “resources”?
Loooool play time is over.
“Acadience is racist!” - a teacher who can’t teach
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“Acadience is racist!” - a teacher who can’t teach