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Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.
A brussel sprout?
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A brussel sprout?
“Chicken Fried Rice”
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Chicken Fried Rice”
Just another day in Brampton…
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just another day in Brampton…
MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…
It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…
“Dammit hes playing that woman again…” - my neighbours
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Dammit hes playing that woman again…” - my neighbours
A truly blessed day in Brampton… (as usual obv)
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A truly blessed day in Brampton… (as usual obv)
Furbies?
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Furbies?
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
So Eddie is just another SpongeBob?
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So Eddie is just another SpongeBob?
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
Speaking for all of Brampton as THE single biggest global icon the Flower City has ever produced, I have to say that everything cannot be sunshine and roses all the time.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Speaking for all of Brampton as THE single biggest global icon the Flower City has ever produced, I have to say that everything cannot be sunshine and roses all the time.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
As the winner of the “role model of the year” award for 24, 25 and a shoo in for 26, who just happens to be a pillar of the Brampton community (even that dump Castlemore), who just happens to be the most respected name in indie microblogging today, I must say MTG Secret Lair is out of control.
October 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
As the winner of the “role model of the year” award for 24, 25 and a shoo in for 26, who just happens to be a pillar of the Brampton community (even that dump Castlemore), who just happens to be the most respected name in indie microblogging today, I must say MTG Secret Lair is out of control.
Speaking as a Brampton icon, who just happens to be the most respected indie microblogger to ever come out of the Flower City, who just happens to be globally renowned as THE apex male role model for kids everywhere (by my cousin in Ecuador), I must say only real gangsters break the second string.
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Speaking as a Brampton icon, who just happens to be the most respected indie microblogger to ever come out of the Flower City, who just happens to be globally renowned as THE apex male role model for kids everywhere (by my cousin in Ecuador), I must say only real gangsters break the second string.
I asked my son to please do half the dishes because dad is tired from work. He left me this.
I did nothing to deserve this son. I am a sinner redeemed only through Jesus.
God has blessed me.
I did nothing to deserve this son. I am a sinner redeemed only through Jesus.
God has blessed me.
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I asked my son to please do half the dishes because dad is tired from work. He left me this.
I did nothing to deserve this son. I am a sinner redeemed only through Jesus.
God has blessed me.
I did nothing to deserve this son. I am a sinner redeemed only through Jesus.
God has blessed me.
A reminder about CoPilot AI… do not copy and paste.
That is not how I would characterize Islamic Heritage.
And my rewrite…
That is not how I would characterize Islamic Heritage.
And my rewrite…
October 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A reminder about CoPilot AI… do not copy and paste.
That is not how I would characterize Islamic Heritage.
And my rewrite…
That is not how I would characterize Islamic Heritage.
And my rewrite…
It’s true.
I am a literally a hero to children globally.
I am a literally a hero to children globally.
October 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s true.
I am a literally a hero to children globally.
I am a literally a hero to children globally.
Her son literally tells me, “ji wishe ji waseh jor sone. ?can joo hadopt mi¿”
October 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Her son literally tells me, “ji wishe ji waseh jor sone. ?can joo hadopt mi¿”
As the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be an “absolute savage” at modelling phonemic segmentation (Cormier’s words not mine), and as someone who consistently (A+) makes ladies swoon at the mere mention of my name, let me say that everyone should copy me.
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
As the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be an “absolute savage” at modelling phonemic segmentation (Cormier’s words not mine), and as someone who consistently (A+) makes ladies swoon at the mere mention of my name, let me say that everyone should copy me.