Someone gave me a pie. I have pie for tomorrow, and we’ll be 3 people — we don’t need 2 pies.
I put the pie in my office’s snack area bc almost no one is here, and I figured 1-2 people might take a slice.
Went back to retrieve pie. Gone. Box and all. 🤣
Someone gave me a pie. I have pie for tomorrow, and we’ll be 3 people — we don’t need 2 pies.
I put the pie in my office’s snack area bc almost no one is here, and I figured 1-2 people might take a slice.
Went back to retrieve pie. Gone. Box and all. 🤣
Crabs
Friends
I’m very scared of crustaceans, but they would be much preferred over… the other. 😬
Nachos
Marriage
Chipotle
How much would I splurge on the wedding that I would end up feeding my guests nachos and chipotle? Am I buying a husband?? Enlighten me. 😂
Crabs
Friends
I’m very scared of crustaceans, but they would be much preferred over… the other. 😬
In BFU mode all data is encrypted and your phone requires a passcode to unlock.
In BFU mode all data is encrypted and your phone requires a passcode to unlock.
My first pick: Jimin covering Blondie's "Heart of Glass"
-if you have dietary restrictions or food aversions, spend some time thinking about what foods are safe. It sounds obvious, but—
-if you have dietary restrictions or food aversions, spend some time thinking about what foods are safe. It sounds obvious, but—
African-Americans are experts on America.
African-Americans are experts on America.
Repost to save us all from "BRB" chat messages!
Repost to save us all from "BRB" chat messages!
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
Army, do you have a preference?
Army, do you have a preference?