lany
@softzeppelin.bsky.social
26 year old professional normal person and real life gas station clerk (they/them)
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can't wait to have a car again facebook marketplace is about to be VERY aware of me
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
can't wait to have a car again facebook marketplace is about to be VERY aware of me
grocery delivery makes me feel a shame that can only be replicated by standing in front of someone naked for the first time
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
grocery delivery makes me feel a shame that can only be replicated by standing in front of someone naked for the first time
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
just tried matcha and it tastes like the bottom of a fucking pond why do people drink this shit
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
just tried matcha and it tastes like the bottom of a fucking pond why do people drink this shit
who wins in a fight the esteemed mr. pibb or the ever credentialed dr. pepper
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
who wins in a fight the esteemed mr. pibb or the ever credentialed dr. pepper
thank god i missed the baseball
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
thank god i missed the baseball
i'm smoking seed oils out of rigs you couldn't imagine
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i'm smoking seed oils out of rigs you couldn't imagine
i just...how could you misunderstand sympathy is a knife so bad i thought she was an english teacher .....
October 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i just...how could you misunderstand sympathy is a knife so bad i thought she was an english teacher .....
EWEWEW PUT HER BACK IN THE CAGE
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
EWEWEW PUT HER BACK IN THE CAGE
oh... that's the department of defense declaring war on its own citizens and saying america will no longer comply with rules of engagement
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
oh... that's the department of defense declaring war on its own citizens and saying america will no longer comply with rules of engagement
baby genius could fix this in fact he could fix us all
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
baby genius could fix this in fact he could fix us all
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I'm at Splash Mountain, just beatin' my shit clean off on the Log flume.
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm at Splash Mountain, just beatin' my shit clean off on the Log flume.
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don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists
September 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists
to the young man that trampled the charlie kirk memorial ur braver than the marines
September 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to the young man that trampled the charlie kirk memorial ur braver than the marines
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damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated
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be very careful about what you post online
September 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
be very careful about what you post online
just watched charlie kirk get obliterated holy shit
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
just watched charlie kirk get obliterated holy shit
i have esophigitis and sadly a blunt won't fix me this time .....
September 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i have esophigitis and sadly a blunt won't fix me this time .....
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elon's gonna be choked when he gets to mars and finds out they got a mom shortage
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
elon's gonna be choked when he gets to mars and finds out they got a mom shortage
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Did you know that in France they're called Le Simpsons
September 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Did you know that in France they're called Le Simpsons
i love my new place i wish i never had to leave it
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i love my new place i wish i never had to leave it
why do i have fomo so bad about everything why does work ruin my life
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
why do i have fomo so bad about everything why does work ruin my life
seeing people come back from the farmers market that i can't go to bc i have work 😭😭😭
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
seeing people come back from the farmers market that i can't go to bc i have work 😭😭😭
fucking evil shit
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongfully deported to El Salvador and returned home late Friday, is keeping a low profile as his lawyers prepare to fight the Trump administration’s proposal to deport him to Uganda.
A Muted Homecoming for Kilmar Abrego Garcia
Mr. Abrego Garcia, who was wrongfully deported to El Salvador, is keeping a low profile as his lawyers prepare to fight the Trump administration’s proposal to deport him to Uganda.
nyti.ms
August 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
fucking evil shit