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Socrates1882
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Bourgeois Champion
If Hulk Hogan really was 71 ….. then he’s apparently 33 here.
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social …… dreamland adjudication use please.

Not having that. At all.
Boca Juniors are in dreamland.

Goals from captain Miguel Merentiel and Rodrigo Battaglia within six minutes have put the Xeneize 2-0 ahead against Benfica in Miami.

Benfica don't know what has hit them.

🔗 nyti.ms/4lf8DUB
June 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Has anybody ever seen the actor who played Marv in Home Alone in any other film?

I don’t think he’s an actor. I think he’s an actual burglar.
June 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I have some nice colourful cards in my emporium. They are each hand-printed with my hands 🙌

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
May 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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This sums the whole situation up quite nicely.
May 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
May 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Would you like any of my things? 👇🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Shout out to my parents for sending pictures of every single beer and cocktail they are having in Girona this week whilst I’m back home working.
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Quote of the season, imo
April 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Have a l👀k at my new emporium of things (if you want) 💘🌻🐰
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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objectively hilarious
April 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Was a Premier League goal scored by an Ian?
05-06: No
06-07: Yes, Pearce.
07-08: No
08-09: Yes, Ashbee
09-10: No
10-11: Yes, Evatt
11-12: No
12-13: No
13-14: No
14-15: No
15-16: No
16-17: No
17-18: No
18-19: No
19-20: No
20-21: No
21-22: No
22-23: No
23-24: No
24-25: Yes, Maatsen
April 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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what if liz truss but absolutely no way to get rid of her
April 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Saw a man in his 40’s get sent off for calling an 11 year old a dickhead today at my son’s football game.
March 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Moved in!! Only took seven months to sort.
March 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m not saying the new sofa I’ve ordered is a bold colour …… but the manufacturer just called me to double check and ask “are you sure?” before they started making it.
March 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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We have to start bullying Teslas on the road
January 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
January 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Young Matt Berry
January 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Happy New Year to the guy in Boots arguing on the phone with a woman that there is nothing wrong with Boots own brand pregnancy testing kits.

He does not look refreshed and recharged for 2025.
January 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
2025 plans :-

1. Move house.
2. City break in Central Europe.
3. Sing karaoke at least five times.
4. Week all inclusive somewhere hot.
5. Laugh more.
6. Go to the cinema more.
7. Bit of surgery in Feb/March to repair me even further.
8. Pick up a new hobbie.
9. Stop and smell the roses more.
December 31, 2024 at 7:35 PM
December 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM