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Come for the feral
Stay against your better judgement
Eat the government
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If you ever doubt yourself just remember Amazon spent $40m on the Melania documentary and we’ve literally sold more tickets to our play in London lmaooo

kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/bli...
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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The American Revolution started over less
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Haven't been active on Bluesky in a long while, but have been active on other social media and am now thinking of just sticking with Bluesky. Maybe I'll find a nice Tok alternative here.
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Has anyone noticed that the Republican discourse about North Carolina’s storm recovery vanished after the election? Nothing. Not a peep from them.

Probably because they don’t want you to know THEY LITERALLY DENIED FUNDING FOR NORTH CAROLINA THIS WEEK!

Crazy how that works!
April 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This is rich coming from a man who looks like he's actively melting and eats roadkill. Why is he in charge of the Health Department again?
RFK Jr. claims adults don't have autism. How is this man in charge of health policy again?
April 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
April 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now
April 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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bring back calling people heretics and apostates. do an honest religious feud. this "not real christians" shit is weak
I outright call things like gothardism heresies and they get very mad at me
February 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I know you’re going to tell me that I’m an idiot but I really am surprised that my former friends who became Musk fans aren’t waking up to reality right now.
February 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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When you put a shady character in the Oval Office, don't act shocked when he treats the law like it's optional
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How do you guys stay calm when it feels like the world is falling apart?
January 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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100,000 march against fascism in Berlin
January 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Marked safe from having to make up new sins like "empathy" in order to justify being a terrible person.
January 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Updated list of companies committed to DEI

Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM