SNL Scribe
@snlwriter.bsky.social
Former TV writer (SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World, National Lampoon), novelist and social justice warrior. My weapon is wit and I take no prisoners. Check out my books.
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Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.
Direct kickback to the airline industry for them lobbying to end the shutdown with a clean CR.
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Direct kickback to the airline industry for them lobbying to end the shutdown with a clean CR.
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry:
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
AOC
Chris Murphy
Ro Khanna
Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
AOC
Chris Murphy
Ro Khanna
Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry:
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
AOC
Chris Murphy
Ro Khanna
Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
AOC
Chris Murphy
Ro Khanna
Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Cut to: Wednesday, 11/4/26. Repubs just INCREASED their numbers in both chambers. Trump is gloating. And Democratic strategists are shaking their heads, wondering why Dem turnout was so abysmal. "Where'd the under-30 voters go?" BOOKMARK TODAY! This is where you lost them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Cut to: Wednesday, 11/4/26. Repubs just INCREASED their numbers in both chambers. Trump is gloating. And Democratic strategists are shaking their heads, wondering why Dem turnout was so abysmal. "Where'd the under-30 voters go?" BOOKMARK TODAY! This is where you lost them.
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Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
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We just wanted to say thank you to everyone! ICE agents keep lying under oath, and you’re the reason the truth is coming out.
Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.
Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We just wanted to say thank you to everyone! ICE agents keep lying under oath, and you’re the reason the truth is coming out.
Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.
Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.
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@smerconish.bsky.social When Dems wanted to pass a $3.5B spending bill, Joe Manchin withheld his vote, insisting they NEGOTIATE with him first. And he still ultimately killed the bill. Then Manchin did the same with the American Rescue Plan, trading his vote for kickbacks to the coal industry. 1/2
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@smerconish.bsky.social When Dems wanted to pass a $3.5B spending bill, Joe Manchin withheld his vote, insisting they NEGOTIATE with him first. And he still ultimately killed the bill. Then Manchin did the same with the American Rescue Plan, trading his vote for kickbacks to the coal industry. 1/2
Call me crazy, but I don't believe Kim Kardashian really happened.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Call me crazy, but I don't believe Kim Kardashian really happened.
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I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
Trump demands Justice Dept. reimburse him $230 Million for legal costs of his past criminal cases. The man just loves to rack up impeachable offenses. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Trump demands Justice Dept. reimburse him $230 Million for legal costs of his past criminal cases. The man just loves to rack up impeachable offenses. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
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I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.
October 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.
My story of growing up the youngest of 4 boys and going on to write for Saturday Night Live, Night Court, Boy Meets World, and other hit TV shows. From the comedy clubs of NYC to #SNL and the backlots of #Hollywood, told with humor and ❤️. 💙📘📕 #booksky.bsky.social @booksky.bsky.social #humor #funny
October 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My story of growing up the youngest of 4 boys and going on to write for Saturday Night Live, Night Court, Boy Meets World, and other hit TV shows. From the comedy clubs of NYC to #SNL and the backlots of #Hollywood, told with humor and ❤️. 💙📘📕 #booksky.bsky.social @booksky.bsky.social #humor #funny
Funny book about writing for TV. 📘💙📚 www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Funny book about writing for TV. 📘💙📚 www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
New book on TV writing and what it’s like to write for SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World and other shows. #booksky 📘📚💙
www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
New book on TV writing and what it’s like to write for SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World and other shows. #booksky 📘📚💙
www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
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Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.
I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.
@msnbc.com @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy the mask ice agents are the January 6 insurrectionists trump pardon, it’s not up to the democrats to solve this , it’s up to news reporters to HELP stop the madness, trump is reeking on America, he is and has always been a Russian Asset
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.
If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.
Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....
My 104-year-old mom!
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September 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Funny for Money" by Kevin Kelton. www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
September 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Funny for Money" by Kevin Kelton. www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
The dumbing down of the United States Senate.
The remarks for which Jimmy Kimmel was suspended weren't about Donald Trump-or even Charlie Kirk
They were about the shooter
But that's beside the point
Because the First Amendment permits insensitive speech-even if it criticizes our government
That's the difference between democracy and fascism
They were about the shooter
But that's beside the point
Because the First Amendment permits insensitive speech-even if it criticizes our government
That's the difference between democracy and fascism
September 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The dumbing down of the United States Senate.
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I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.