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@snlwriter.bsky.social
Former TV writer (SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World, National Lampoon), novelist and social justice warrior. My weapon is wit and I take no prisoners. Check out my books.
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kevin-Kelton/author/B09PSW1219?
Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My story of growing up the youngest of 4 boys and going on to write for Saturday Night Live, Night Court, Boy Meets World, and other hit TV shows. From the comedy clubs of NYC to #SNL and the backlots of #Hollywood, told with humor and ❤️. 💙📘📕 #booksky.bsky.social @booksky.bsky.social #humor #funny
October 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Funny book about writing for TV. 📘💙📚 www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
New book on TV writing and what it’s like to write for SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World and other shows. #booksky 📘📚💙
www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Funny for Money" by Kevin Kelton. www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
September 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
#booksky.club I'm a former #SNL writer and I'll be signing my books with other talented local authors at the Round Rock Public Library in ROUND ROCK, TX, this Saturday, June 21, from 11:00am-1:00pm. Come join us! 📚💙📕 #booksigning
www.roundrocktexas.gov/news/local-a...
June 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@booksky.club I'm a former #SNL writer and I'll be signing my books with other talented local authors at the Round Rock Public Library in ROUND ROCK, TX, this Saturday, June 21, from 11:00am-1:00pm. Come join us! 📚📕 #booksigning
www.roundrocktexas.gov/news/local-a...
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm a former #SNL writer and I'll be signing my books with other talented local authors at the Round Rock Public Library in ROUND ROCK, TX, this Saturday, June 21, from 11:00am-1:00pm. Come join us! 📚📕 #booksigning
www.roundrocktexas.gov/news/local-a...
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is the act of a truly evil man. And if you voted for him, it's reflective of you, too.
June 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is a highly perilous move and incredibly reckless leadership. The Iranians aren't going to immediately "surrender" in a war they didn't start. Demanding they do so is needlessly provocative. Our tough guy president could tough talk us into a war.
June 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Here's the headline.
June 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
With all the hoopla today over April’s 177,000 new jobs, may I point out that under Joe Biden, from Jan. 2022 through 2024, we routinely surpassed 200,000 and even 300,000 new jobs every month. And if you include 2021, his total is an average of 388,000 jobs created per month.
May 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I gotta say, Donald, India and Pakistan were getting along fine under Biden.
May 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Anybody wanna buy 28 dolls? I’ll need $85,000 to cover my tariff losses.
May 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
April 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is the Emoluments Clause still part of the Constitution? Or is that concept as quaint and archaic as Due Process?

cointelegraph.com/news/trump-s...
April 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Who supports DT's tariffs? Repubs, rural voters, men over 50, and people with incomes over $100K. Who's against? The exact opposite demos. Proving once again DT can turn anything into a wedge issue.

Two other groups against the tariffs?
-economists
-business leaders
But what do they know?
April 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
April 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
April 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Apple shares gonna soar on Monday. While I'm thankful for this development, it proves what an amateur, ill-conceived, poorly executed, numb-headed trade policy this was.
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bravo, Drudge Report, for the best pun of the year.
April 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM