Ahsoka Tano π³οΈβπ (parody)
@snippypadawan.bsky.social
β€οΈβπ©Ή Mun is 33.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Is an expert with machines.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Era flexible.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Dark themes ahead.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Parody.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Written by #Trashmouth.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Ships must be EARNED.
β€οΈβπ©Ή AI IN YOUR ACCOUNT=PERMANENT BLOCK.
#MVRP
β€οΈβπ©Ή Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Is an expert with machines.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Era flexible.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Dark themes ahead.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Parody.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Written by #Trashmouth.
β€οΈβπ©Ή Ships must be EARNED.
β€οΈβπ©Ή AI IN YOUR ACCOUNT=PERMANENT BLOCK.
#MVRP
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"When you see someone who needs help, you help them, no matter what."
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Hans Ruedi Giger at work.
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Hans Ruedi Giger at work.
//How do I keep going when the world is going to shit?
I don't believe this darkness will endure. Kindness and love will prevail and every bit of insurrection pushes our line forward.
I intend to keep moving forward because you never know what will happen.
I don't believe this darkness will endure. Kindness and love will prevail and every bit of insurrection pushes our line forward.
I intend to keep moving forward because you never know what will happen.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
//How do I keep going when the world is going to shit?
I don't believe this darkness will endure. Kindness and love will prevail and every bit of insurrection pushes our line forward.
I intend to keep moving forward because you never know what will happen.
I don't believe this darkness will endure. Kindness and love will prevail and every bit of insurrection pushes our line forward.
I intend to keep moving forward because you never know what will happen.
"No. Ahsoka."
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"No. Ahsoka."
Well, I'm actually a guy behind this account, but the point stands.
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Well, I'm actually a guy behind this account, but the point stands.
Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that.
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that.
"No one is ever one thing."
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
"No one is ever one thing."
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@ jacob-redman.bsky. social is a bot behaving political account that harasses user, hoping for a follow back and blocks you when you ask IT to stop following you.
Just report that shithead and block
Just report that shithead and block
January 31, 2026 at 9:51 PM
@ jacob-redman.bsky. social is a bot behaving political account that harasses user, hoping for a follow back and blocks you when you ask IT to stop following you.
Just report that shithead and block
Just report that shithead and block
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BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered that 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father be freed from ICE detention.
Families don't belong in detention.
Families don't belong in detention.
January 31, 2026 at 10:24 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered that 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father be freed from ICE detention.
Families don't belong in detention.
Families don't belong in detention.
"It might just give them the strength to see the next day."
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"It might just give them the strength to see the next day."
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Star Wars: Special Edition was released 29 years ago today - nearly 20 years after the release of the original film.
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Star Wars: Special Edition was released 29 years ago today - nearly 20 years after the release of the original film.
Ahsoka smiled and handed her a meiloorun fruit and Bantha milk from the galley.
"So. What brings you out here, hmm?"
"So. What brings you out here, hmm?"
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Ahsoka smiled and handed her a meiloorun fruit and Bantha milk from the galley.
"So. What brings you out here, hmm?"
"So. What brings you out here, hmm?"
Ahsoka had long been awaiting this meeting.
She quickly met the young woman and helped on-board her YT-2400, The Lylek.
"I've been waiting for you. Come. Let's get some food and water in you, hmm?"
She quickly met the young woman and helped on-board her YT-2400, The Lylek.
"I've been waiting for you. Come. Let's get some food and water in you, hmm?"
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Ahsoka had long been awaiting this meeting.
She quickly met the young woman and helped on-board her YT-2400, The Lylek.
"I've been waiting for you. Come. Let's get some food and water in you, hmm?"
She quickly met the young woman and helped on-board her YT-2400, The Lylek.
"I've been waiting for you. Come. Let's get some food and water in you, hmm?"
"I still have hope for a good outcome. Move an entire galaxy with hope, one can." She said in a terrible Yoda impression.
Look, she's not good at this kind of stuff.
Look, she's not good at this kind of stuff.
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"I still have hope for a good outcome. Move an entire galaxy with hope, one can." She said in a terrible Yoda impression.
Look, she's not good at this kind of stuff.
Look, she's not good at this kind of stuff.
//If you're IRL and I block you, you didn't do anything! I'm just doing a bit of winter cleaning.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
//If you're IRL and I block you, you didn't do anything! I'm just doing a bit of winter cleaning.
"To be fair, Master Kenobi isn't exactly the usual Jedi. But I see your point. Maybe you will one day. You're an inspiration to the order. Myself included." She smiled warmly at her new friend.
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
"To be fair, Master Kenobi isn't exactly the usual Jedi. But I see your point. Maybe you will one day. You're an inspiration to the order. Myself included." She smiled warmly at her new friend.
Upon getting back up, albeit on her elbows, she shook her head.
"Ugh. I used to use just one. But the shorter blade just felt like a natural fit, honestly."
"Ugh. I used to use just one. But the shorter blade just felt like a natural fit, honestly."
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Upon getting back up, albeit on her elbows, she shook her head.
"Ugh. I used to use just one. But the shorter blade just felt like a natural fit, honestly."
"Ugh. I used to use just one. But the shorter blade just felt like a natural fit, honestly."
//Ah, man! I should have purged my account of IRL accounts long ago!
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
//Ah, man! I should have purged my account of IRL accounts long ago!
Ahsoka held her sabers in her typical manner, using her relative quickness to try to get as close as possible.
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Ahsoka held her sabers in her typical manner, using her relative quickness to try to get as close as possible.
"Yikes. Well, uh, very carefully, I guess." Her old snippy self was quick to return when nervous.
She ignited her sabers and exhaled slowly, circling him.
"Considering the advantage you have, my only play is to be stealthy. Quick. And focused."
She ignited her sabers and exhaled slowly, circling him.
"Considering the advantage you have, my only play is to be stealthy. Quick. And focused."
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"Yikes. Well, uh, very carefully, I guess." Her old snippy self was quick to return when nervous.
She ignited her sabers and exhaled slowly, circling him.
"Considering the advantage you have, my only play is to be stealthy. Quick. And focused."
She ignited her sabers and exhaled slowly, circling him.
"Considering the advantage you have, my only play is to be stealthy. Quick. And focused."
"Can't say I have. But first time for everything." She drew her sabers, ready to go. She intended to prove just who she was and silence any of her critics.
Despite knowing she shouldn't care, of course.
Despite knowing she shouldn't care, of course.
January 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Can't say I have. But first time for everything." She drew her sabers, ready to go. She intended to prove just who she was and silence any of her critics.
Despite knowing she shouldn't care, of course.
Despite knowing she shouldn't care, of course.
Her orange cheeks became a shade of pink.
"I'm...not sure I'd go that far, Master. I simply try to do what Master Skywalker suggests. That's it. I suppose that might be seen as ferocity, though. Heh.
I just listen to The Force and try to live as a Jedi." She hoped that came across as humble.
"I'm...not sure I'd go that far, Master. I simply try to do what Master Skywalker suggests. That's it. I suppose that might be seen as ferocity, though. Heh.
I just listen to The Force and try to live as a Jedi." She hoped that came across as humble.
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Her orange cheeks became a shade of pink.
"I'm...not sure I'd go that far, Master. I simply try to do what Master Skywalker suggests. That's it. I suppose that might be seen as ferocity, though. Heh.
I just listen to The Force and try to live as a Jedi." She hoped that came across as humble.
"I'm...not sure I'd go that far, Master. I simply try to do what Master Skywalker suggests. That's it. I suppose that might be seen as ferocity, though. Heh.
I just listen to The Force and try to live as a Jedi." She hoped that came across as humble.
"Hello, Master. It is a pleasure to meet you." Ahsoka gave the customary bow to her superior.
She would show Skyguy and everyone else just how good she was.
Why she earned her place as his Padawan and why she makes him proud.
She just had to ignore the crushing self-doubt.
She would show Skyguy and everyone else just how good she was.
Why she earned her place as his Padawan and why she makes him proud.
She just had to ignore the crushing self-doubt.
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"Hello, Master. It is a pleasure to meet you." Ahsoka gave the customary bow to her superior.
She would show Skyguy and everyone else just how good she was.
Why she earned her place as his Padawan and why she makes him proud.
She just had to ignore the crushing self-doubt.
She would show Skyguy and everyone else just how good she was.
Why she earned her place as his Padawan and why she makes him proud.
She just had to ignore the crushing self-doubt.
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January 30, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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