Ahsoka Tano 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@snippypadawan.bsky.social
❤️🩹 Mun is 33.
❤️🩹 Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin.
❤️🩹 Is an expert with machines.
❤️🩹 Era flexible.
❤️🩹 Dark themes ahead.
❤️🩹 Parody.
❤️🩹 Will gladly defend the innocent.
❤️🩹 Ships must be EARNED.
#MVRP
❤️🩹 Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin.
❤️🩹 Is an expert with machines.
❤️🩹 Era flexible.
❤️🩹 Dark themes ahead.
❤️🩹 Parody.
❤️🩹 Will gladly defend the innocent.
❤️🩹 Ships must be EARNED.
#MVRP
Pinned
"When you see someone who needs help, you help them, no matter what."
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Good Morning Bluesky!
Close your eyes.
Find yourself.
In silence, there is strength. 🧘♂️
✌️🫶
Close your eyes.
Find yourself.
In silence, there is strength. 🧘♂️
✌️🫶
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Good Morning Bluesky!
Close your eyes.
Find yourself.
In silence, there is strength. 🧘♂️
✌️🫶
Close your eyes.
Find yourself.
In silence, there is strength. 🧘♂️
✌️🫶
@maidenhakuba.bsky.social
//I noticed you're following this THING.
//I noticed you're following this THING.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@maidenhakuba.bsky.social
//I noticed you're following this THING.
//I noticed you're following this THING.
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around. Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around. Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
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Wait, whut? I didn't know that Googling a Pokemon's name did this! 😀
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wait, whut? I didn't know that Googling a Pokemon's name did this! 😀
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I can’t overstate how this was the most hype shit in the universe. Phantom Menace’s campaigns intertwined with the early internet, but most people still needed to buy a ticket to a movie they didn’t care about to see the preview trailer for Phantom Menace. Downloading a trailer in ‘98 was a BIG ask.
November 10, 1998: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace:
Amazing teaser poster released #OTD, designed by Ellen Lee.
The title simply states, “Episode I,” but the long shadow of Darth Vader hangs over the film.
#StarWarsArchives19992005
youtu.be/Ocm__ZQTZVk
Amazing teaser poster released #OTD, designed by Ellen Lee.
The title simply states, “Episode I,” but the long shadow of Darth Vader hangs over the film.
#StarWarsArchives19992005
youtu.be/Ocm__ZQTZVk
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can’t overstate how this was the most hype shit in the universe. Phantom Menace’s campaigns intertwined with the early internet, but most people still needed to buy a ticket to a movie they didn’t care about to see the preview trailer for Phantom Menace. Downloading a trailer in ‘98 was a BIG ask.
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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That they very racistly choose to focus on this instead of everything else really leaves nothing else to be said
GOP seeks to revoke NYC Mayor-elect Mamdani’s citizenship; experts say they must prove false claims in his application.
Republicans push to strip Zohran Mamdani of US citizenship. Is it possible?
GOP seeks to revoke NYC Mayor-elect Mamdani’s citizenship; experts say they must prove false claims in his application.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
That they very racistly choose to focus on this instead of everything else really leaves nothing else to be said
//I loved Predator Badlands!
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
//I loved Predator Badlands!
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//Also if you think starving and bombing children isn't a genocide block me.
Nothing of value would be lost to me.
It's not fair to talk with/debate someone who is mentally unarmed and empatheticly dead.
Nothing of value would be lost to me.
It's not fair to talk with/debate someone who is mentally unarmed and empatheticly dead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
//Also if you think starving and bombing children isn't a genocide block me.
Nothing of value would be lost to me.
It's not fair to talk with/debate someone who is mentally unarmed and empatheticly dead.
Nothing of value would be lost to me.
It's not fair to talk with/debate someone who is mentally unarmed and empatheticly dead.
"Oh, what's the matter, Master Kenobi? You don't enjoy the myriad individuals trying to kill us or the relentless hail of blaster fire that accompanies them and by extension us?"
War-weary.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"Oh, what's the matter, Master Kenobi? You don't enjoy the myriad individuals trying to kill us or the relentless hail of blaster fire that accompanies them and by extension us?"
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
"We must keep our faith in the Republic. The day we no longer believe in democracy is the day we lose it."-Queen Jamilia.
Seems a rather apropos quote.
Seems a rather apropos quote.
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"We must keep our faith in the Republic. The day we no longer believe in democracy is the day we lose it."-Queen Jamilia.
Seems a rather apropos quote.
Seems a rather apropos quote.
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This boils my blood. Hopefully they decline the case but if they take it, it'll be nearly a year of uncertainty until they take the case.
Why do people get so caught up about who we love?
#Obergefell
#SCOTUS
Why do people get so caught up about who we love?
#Obergefell
#SCOTUS
Supreme Court weighs longshot appeal to overturn decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
A call to overturn the landmark Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide is on the agenda Friday for the justices’ closed-door conference.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This boils my blood. Hopefully they decline the case but if they take it, it'll be nearly a year of uncertainty until they take the case.
Why do people get so caught up about who we love?
#Obergefell
#SCOTUS
Why do people get so caught up about who we love?
#Obergefell
#SCOTUS
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The #TeslaTakedownAward winner in the Best Chant category is... @dave-the-wave.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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GREMLINS 3 Set For 2027 with Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus Reuniting
GREMLINS 3 Set For 2027 with Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus Reuniting
It’s official, the mischievous little monsters are making a comeback. Warner Bros. has officially set Gremlins 3 for release on November 19, 2027, marking the first live-action Gremlins film in nearly...
buff.ly
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
GREMLINS 3 Set For 2027 with Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus Reuniting
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This is the guy who thinks LGBTQ+ human beings deserve the death penalty. And that MLK is in hell and slaveholders are in heaven.
This is hate.
This is Hate.
This is HATE!
This is not Christian, this is not American.
WTF!
#OutandProud
This is hate.
This is Hate.
This is HATE!
This is not Christian, this is not American.
WTF!
#OutandProud
Hate preacher says GOP can only save the country by denying women the right to vote - LGBTQ Nation
We're sure his idea will be popular amongst female voters.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is the guy who thinks LGBTQ+ human beings deserve the death penalty. And that MLK is in hell and slaveholders are in heaven.
This is hate.
This is Hate.
This is HATE!
This is not Christian, this is not American.
WTF!
#OutandProud
This is hate.
This is Hate.
This is HATE!
This is not Christian, this is not American.
WTF!
#OutandProud
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BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
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⚠️ Attention ⚠️ To all my followers.
I know lots of you follow the account called out by Mark. You might want to check out his replies! The account isn’t as it seems! Really awful stuff…
I know lots of you follow the account called out by Mark. You might want to check out his replies! The account isn’t as it seems! Really awful stuff…
I’ve just seen something… if you follow this thing!! And I was.. blocking now, maybe block as well.. some comments I just read regarding woman were pure filth!
Be respectful please or you will be named!! 😡📷🦋
Be respectful please or you will be named!! 😡📷🦋
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
⚠️ Attention ⚠️ To all my followers.
I know lots of you follow the account called out by Mark. You might want to check out his replies! The account isn’t as it seems! Really awful stuff…
I know lots of you follow the account called out by Mark. You might want to check out his replies! The account isn’t as it seems! Really awful stuff…
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i don't need to flirt i get bitches with my autism, very severe trauma and my tiny waist
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i don't need to flirt i get bitches with my autism, very severe trauma and my tiny waist
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Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
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I need more people to understand the movement that could be brewing here in Georgia if this young man only lost by 87 votes in COBB COUNTY.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I need more people to understand the movement that could be brewing here in Georgia if this young man only lost by 87 votes in COBB COUNTY.
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It doesn’t feel like it sometimes, but wins like this and the Pennsylvania one last night are the really big ones. Control of the state legislatures and courts determines whether elections will be free and fair or controlled by Trump-Miller-Musk.
#RadioFreeAmerica
#RadioFreeAmerica
Mississippi Democrats Break Republican Senate Supermajority, Flipping 3 Legislative Seats
After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the Mississippi Senate, flipping 3 legislative seats.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It doesn’t feel like it sometimes, but wins like this and the Pennsylvania one last night are the really big ones. Control of the state legislatures and courts determines whether elections will be free and fair or controlled by Trump-Miller-Musk.
#RadioFreeAmerica
#RadioFreeAmerica