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human garbodor
@snatan.bsky.social
January 1, 2024 at 12:38 AM
gonna be a wildly understaffed day at the movies
December 20, 2023 at 7:12 PM
I won’t rest until disco santa is dead
December 12, 2023 at 5:29 AM
trying to clock people coming into the theater as either Godzilla dorks or Miyazaki dorks
December 9, 2023 at 3:49 AM
how long do I have to work at taco bell to get one of those purple sweaters
December 8, 2023 at 5:25 AM
cut my hand on a can of beans like some toothless drunk in an old western
November 27, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Bradley Whitford came into the theater today
November 26, 2023 at 11:06 PM
twirling the mop around in the bucket like a fork in spaghetti
November 25, 2023 at 7:55 AM
what the fuck is going on today where people are showing up for their movie 50 minutes early and just sitting down in the theater before the previous showing is over. this happens occasionally but today I’ve seen it every time I go to clean a theater
November 4, 2023 at 11:58 PM
dying of boredom
November 2, 2023 at 1:32 AM
October 25, 2023 at 4:28 AM
a schmoke and a schlurpee
October 22, 2023 at 8:43 AM
damn we got 20 people in the last showing of killers of the flower moon that gets out at 1:50
October 22, 2023 at 8:02 AM
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October 20, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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Garfield does not like mondays; retweet if you agree
October 15, 2023 at 4:32 AM
once again
farting in the walk-in at work
September 29, 2023 at 11:31 PM
the second night in a row this little guy has greeted me from this same spot as I get home from work
September 29, 2023 at 7:57 AM
gettin a belly rub
September 28, 2023 at 6:06 PM
the trolls have boarded the regal coaster
September 26, 2023 at 7:24 AM
bought some mustard oil at a Korean market and thought it would be great to add to butter for a grilled cheese. however, the opening is huge and I accidentally used way too much and blasted the shit out of my sinuses. Tasted great though
September 21, 2023 at 8:35 PM
on the plus side, national cinema day means I get paid time and a half
on the minus side, somebody took a shit in one of the theaters today
August 28, 2023 at 3:56 AM
japanese cooking video on youtube:
50 year old former corporate drone restauranteur serves katsudon to a bunch of 80 y-o widowers at 5:30am

thai cooking vid on yt:
the hottest woman you have ever seen in a backless dress making curry in a pot almost as tall as she is
August 26, 2023 at 9:47 AM
how to sleep with eyes open
how to sleep standing up
how are dippin’ dots made?
how to sleep eyes open standing up
August 25, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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I posted this on twitter and now everyone’s mad at me
August 25, 2023 at 5:02 AM