𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
@smokemosaic.bsky.social
every last string and gut ripped apart and divvied up
PNW / app.thestorygraph.com/profile/smokemosaic / www.last.fm/user/smokemosaic
PNW / app.thestorygraph.com/profile/smokemosaic / www.last.fm/user/smokemosaic
I can only assume the run of bad luck the Toronto Maple Leafs are having this season is some sort of divine punishment for being the only Canadian team with jersey ads for dairy farms instead of carbon extraction companies or online gambling cartels
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I can only assume the run of bad luck the Toronto Maple Leafs are having this season is some sort of divine punishment for being the only Canadian team with jersey ads for dairy farms instead of carbon extraction companies or online gambling cartels
big ups to the hospice workers who looked the other way while my dad and I puffed a deathbed joint a couple days before he passed
Look after your local hospice. The one my mum was in allowed me to not only be with her but be absolutely hammered which is the only way I could face it
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
big ups to the hospice workers who looked the other way while my dad and I puffed a deathbed joint a couple days before he passed
adding “the economy is run by a series of blowjobs” bit to the list of Weirdly Prescient Mr Show Sketches
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
adding “the economy is run by a series of blowjobs” bit to the list of Weirdly Prescient Mr Show Sketches
it’s called “full communism” and don’t the kids just love it
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
it’s called “full communism” and don’t the kids just love it
Reposted by 𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
Reposted by 𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
I, too, would like people to know I have read a book
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I, too, would like people to know I have read a book
the perfect ‘90’s song would be the verses from “Pepper” but with the chorus from “Loser”
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the perfect ‘90’s song would be the verses from “Pepper” but with the chorus from “Loser”
“what’s your retirement plan?” well it’s 63°F in Seattle in November so right now I’m hoping if my son grows up to be big and strong and I’m nice to him maybe he’ll protect me and also won’t sell me to the local anarcho khanate as human livestock during the upcoming water wars
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“what’s your retirement plan?” well it’s 63°F in Seattle in November so right now I’m hoping if my son grows up to be big and strong and I’m nice to him maybe he’ll protect me and also won’t sell me to the local anarcho khanate as human livestock during the upcoming water wars
the transition of the seasons has been observed in the traditional way (Keep It Like a Secret pulled from rotation, Perfect From Now On added into rotation)
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the transition of the seasons has been observed in the traditional way (Keep It Like a Secret pulled from rotation, Perfect From Now On added into rotation)
nature is healing 🙏🍃
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
nature is healing 🙏🍃
Reposted by 𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
Had home criticised as untidy because it had too many books 🤷🏼♂️
It is untidy but it’s not the books
It is untidy but it’s not the books
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Had home criticised as untidy because it had too many books 🤷🏼♂️
It is untidy but it’s not the books
It is untidy but it’s not the books
Reposted by 𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
Reposted by 𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
“do you want to go to the bookstore?” is a love language
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“do you want to go to the bookstore?” is a love language
you wanna guess the color of my underwear
did I buy them online or at Fred Meyer
are they light gray or dark gray or plain black
were they purchased just the pair or in a multipack
did I buy them online or at Fred Meyer
are they light gray or dark gray or plain black
were they purchased just the pair or in a multipack
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
you wanna guess the color of my underwear
did I buy them online or at Fred Meyer
are they light gray or dark gray or plain black
were they purchased just the pair or in a multipack
did I buy them online or at Fred Meyer
are they light gray or dark gray or plain black
were they purchased just the pair or in a multipack
look, I like the “Andrew Lloyd Webber Presents ‘Rap: The Musical!’” bit from Mr Show as much as the next guy, but I don’t think it works as a full production
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
look, I like the “Andrew Lloyd Webber Presents ‘Rap: The Musical!’” bit from Mr Show as much as the next guy, but I don’t think it works as a full production
rabbit rabbit 🎶📚
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
rabbit rabbit 🎶📚
you can eat a delicious bánh mì in the sunshine on your lunch break, it’s still legal
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
you can eat a delicious bánh mì in the sunshine on your lunch break, it’s still legal
the Volcano Pizza shall henceforth be referred to as “the Canadian Fonduta”
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the Volcano Pizza shall henceforth be referred to as “the Canadian Fonduta”
you may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
you may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke
shifting into the Chinese Century of Victory portion of the American Century of Humiliation
military consultancy RAND Corp says the US cannot defeat China in a military conflict, we should seek a strategy of coexistence, and abandon Taiwan independence. essentially admitting it’s a multipolar world now and that the empire has far less political and martial power than it has in decades
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
shifting into the Chinese Century of Victory portion of the American Century of Humiliation
you’re tellin me this lime is a sub?
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
you’re tellin me this lime is a sub?
ACAB includes people who are too interested in UFOs
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ACAB includes people who are too interested in UFOs
Reposted by 𝚌 𝚑 𝚊 𝚛 𝚕 𝚒 𝚎 🏞️🪫
i need to visit a big old bookshop that's a borderline fire hazard, please
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
i need to visit a big old bookshop that's a borderline fire hazard, please