smokegummies.bsky.social
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My 7 year old son realized our family has a dirty mouth and makes sure to collect on swear jar funds. He realized he can buy a lot of Pokemon cards. Now he started charging me $3 for listening to the Disco Biscuits on Thursdays. It’s like my nugs.net subscription went up $12 a month.
October 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
New car comes with 2 bat signals
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Saw this in a western Massachusetts grocery store (Big Y in Great Barrington) and giggled.
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dream car ordered (be here in 2 weeks) and new house purchased (closing is Dec 1) the same week. Whole lot of feelings but main one is fortunate.
September 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Good news! The kid loves Biscuits! @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social @marcbrownstein.bsky.social
Named Walton for Bill Walton he’s training for a long life of shows!
#RailRiderInTraining
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
New favorite shirt

Shout out! Just Tat Em
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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All politics and political parties aside,,, a very sad yet timely post just a few hours ago.

Better gun protection laws are needed in this country. Everyone was sending their thoughts and prayers to Charlie Kirk and that didn’t help,,, RIP.
September 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Going to order a #Rivian or a #Lucid in the next 2 weeks. Which would you go with? We’re a family of 4 with 2 kids under 7. #luxuryEV
August 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Goose is doing their annual Goosemas throwdown 3 miles from my house. I feel like this is really their chance to win me over. I have liked some stuff they’ve done but hit and miss and haven’t caught the hype. Purchased 2-day tickets to catch it. May as well attend their Super Bowl when it’s so close
August 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Non-wrestling people, you have to understand that we have been preparing for this moment for decades. Stockpiling memes like warheads. Waiting for the moment when we could finally launch a nuclear assault on this spray-tanned goon. Shitposts will be the Hulkster's pallbearers on his trip to hell.
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This is what fear looks like.
July 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fuck off @paramountplus.com . Cowards! I stand with @stephencolbert.bsky.social and the @colbertlateshow.bsky.social . Unsubscribed and blocked on tv.
July 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Did you know?
July 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If #Elon thinks Ketamine is a fun drug, he should try destroying a fascist. Now that’s a high.
June 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Taking a Lucid Air for a test drive tomorrow. I love the Lucid Gravity but they don’t have it in yet. I will be ordering/buying one or the other in July/August
April 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Going to be taking my wife to her first @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social show in July in Providence. She’s a general jam band fan (her all time favorites in order are The Slip, Phish, and Grateful Dead.). After years of me going solo or with my brother, I think she may be warming up to them & is ready!
April 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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There’s been zero explanation for this given but it seems exceedingly likely it’s pure retaliation for the Maine governor challenging Trump. Really sick.

www.pressherald.com/2025/03/06/s...
Social Security now requires Maine parents to visit an agency office to register newborns
The change — immediately criticized by pediatric health advocates — eliminates a program that allowed parents to fill out a form at the hospital to secure a Social Security number for their children.
www.pressherald.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My morning coffee buddy while his momma and brother sleep.
February 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My Kendrick themed horoscope holds up.
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Deceased 🤣💀
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM