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Folks I have learnt about a new shark species and I am losing my mind
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Folks I have learnt about a new shark species and I am losing my mind
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
Meet the coral cat shark!!!!! So sweet, so slinky, so marbled!!
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Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
Starting to think about my 30th and I don’t wanna do the whole death to my 20s bit, but I think doing a funeral roast a la smosh would be funny
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Starting to think about my 30th and I don’t wanna do the whole death to my 20s bit, but I think doing a funeral roast a la smosh would be funny
Love getting a long weekend bc my boss is like “I won’t see you Monday right??? You’re taking it off, right????” So guess no work til Wednesday 😎
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Love getting a long weekend bc my boss is like “I won’t see you Monday right??? You’re taking it off, right????” So guess no work til Wednesday 😎
I’ve learnt more people come to meetings if you name them stupid things like “the thunderdome (aka ______project)” and this is probably my fave corporate lesson so far fuck your PM 101 course
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’ve learnt more people come to meetings if you name them stupid things like “the thunderdome (aka ______project)” and this is probably my fave corporate lesson so far fuck your PM 101 course
Work colleague to me: “how likely are you to get Star Wars references?” “Do you like Dungeons and Dragons?”
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Work colleague to me: “how likely are you to get Star Wars references?” “Do you like Dungeons and Dragons?”
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
My brother in christ, “extremely” is the answer to both questions
Love looking around the table towards the end of a work social and it’s actually just all very leftist lesbians who are just getting on their soapboxes to a chorus of “mm exactlyyyy exactlyyyy”
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Love looking around the table towards the end of a work social and it’s actually just all very leftist lesbians who are just getting on their soapboxes to a chorus of “mm exactlyyyy exactlyyyy”
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Calling myself a genAI thoughtleader on my resume because I tell everyone at the office it's shit, unsecure and they're not allowed to use it.
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Calling myself a genAI thoughtleader on my resume because I tell everyone at the office it's shit, unsecure and they're not allowed to use it.
Locked my son(cat) out of the office for an hour while I tried to rush some work and he’s very mad at me about it now
I have created a needy monster
I have created a needy monster
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Locked my son(cat) out of the office for an hour while I tried to rush some work and he’s very mad at me about it now
I have created a needy monster
I have created a needy monster
Made an extra b&e bagel for later so just know I’m going to be spending the entire day out thinking about it
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Made an extra b&e bagel for later so just know I’m going to be spending the entire day out thinking about it
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we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers
when people come to my apartment for the first time and my bedroom has no door
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
when people come to my apartment for the first time and my bedroom has no door
I couldn’t decide which to post
October 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I couldn’t decide which to post
At the function and suddenly ‘mysterious tavern stranger’ mood has struck me
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
At the function and suddenly ‘mysterious tavern stranger’ mood has struck me
Happy belated lesbian day from ur local nb dyke xx
October 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Happy belated lesbian day from ur local nb dyke xx
I feel like I’m a few days away from having my life(apartment) in order again after months of cave behaviour and I can’t wait to finally host people 😭
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I feel like I’m a few days away from having my life(apartment) in order again after months of cave behaviour and I can’t wait to finally host people 😭
Daylight savings time, so you know what that means
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Daylight savings time, so you know what that means
Oh my fucking god we won the grand final
dear Jesus I will learn and post a double full leg tie the moment I get more rope please please please please please
snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a purple shirt with the letter m on it
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October 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Oh my fucking god we won the grand final
……do we think this can happen a third time
ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat
If broncos win today I’ll post rope
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
……do we think this can happen a third time
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If I have to sit and listen to another white person try and explain to me what racism actually is because they personally can’t see it, while simultaneously posturing them self as the hyperwoke leftist champion of the people. I might crash out in ways that will have Kendrick Lamar taking notes.
September 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If I have to sit and listen to another white person try and explain to me what racism actually is because they personally can’t see it, while simultaneously posturing them self as the hyperwoke leftist champion of the people. I might crash out in ways that will have Kendrick Lamar taking notes.
Doc said to try my 10:10 gummies in the morning to see how I’d go on a normal day with them, and naturally they hit mid meeting
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Doc said to try my 10:10 gummies in the morning to see how I’d go on a normal day with them, and naturally they hit mid meeting
ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat
If broncos win today I’ll post rope
September 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
ok but if we win again today I will actually do it please god it’ll be so funny if we end the panther 5peat
My washing machine leaking and my nail clippers missing being related? More likely than you think!
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My washing machine leaking and my nail clippers missing being related? More likely than you think!
Work colleague had me deploy a very basic copy pasted workaround in the dev tab on our CRM and now I feel like a hacker
a man in a suit and hat is typing on a laptop computer .
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September 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Work colleague had me deploy a very basic copy pasted workaround in the dev tab on our CRM and now I feel like a hacker
I can’t believe I just saw the word “gooning” in a professional context
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can’t believe I just saw the word “gooning” in a professional context