Smoked Gouda Addict
@smokedgoudaaddict.bsky.social
Southern California
37, Male, CF
Enjoyer of guitars, good beer and tasty wine, cooking up deliciousness, lifting heavy things, and shit posting. If you have a meme that'd get you canceled, drop it in my DMs.
Pro LGBT. Let's get beers, today!
37, Male, CF
Enjoyer of guitars, good beer and tasty wine, cooking up deliciousness, lifting heavy things, and shit posting. If you have a meme that'd get you canceled, drop it in my DMs.
Pro LGBT. Let's get beers, today!
Pinned
Listen, I'm not that smart. If I'm wrong about something you're an expert on, please correct me. I want to learn.
How I'm gonna celebrate #thirstythursday
August 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How I'm gonna celebrate #thirstythursday
Listening to old Sonata Arctica and it turns out all I really needed was someone to shred a guitar directly into my ear holes.
August 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Listening to old Sonata Arctica and it turns out all I really needed was someone to shred a guitar directly into my ear holes.
But if you absolutely have to engage in this behavior somewhere do it in my posts. My followers are a bunch of trolls and we'll have ourselves a good ol' time.
also I will match your energy so don't come at me sideways and then get upset when you get it right back. if we don't know each other, please don't be condescending, rude, belligerent, pushy, sexually aggressive, or otherwise weird to me or anyone else in my replies who you aren't familiar with
August 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
But if you absolutely have to engage in this behavior somewhere do it in my posts. My followers are a bunch of trolls and we'll have ourselves a good ol' time.
Bonus points if it's between bands at a metal show
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Bonus points if it's between bands at a metal show
First day of school and it is loud and trafficky outside. I am once again asking if all the kids can to back to distance learning, please.
August 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
First day of school and it is loud and trafficky outside. I am once again asking if all the kids can to back to distance learning, please.
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn't harm people when they pissed me off, I'd just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
August 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn't harm people when they pissed me off, I'd just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
Slightly diminish a band
Blink 181
Blink 181
Slightly diminish a band
Black Sabbatical
Black Sabbatical
Slightly diminish a band:
Nine Inch Nail
Nine Inch Nail
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Slightly diminish a band
Blink 181
Blink 181
First date
Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers
Her: Wow, impressive
Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos
Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers
Her: Wow, impressive
Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos
August 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
First date
Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers
Her: Wow, impressive
Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos
Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers
Her: Wow, impressive
Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos
Doing this for the rest of the month
August 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Doing this for the rest of the month
Anyone on here have thoughts about the Chase Sapphire Reserve changes? Not sure it's worth it to keep at this point. If you had one and left, where did you go?
August 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyone on here have thoughts about the Chase Sapphire Reserve changes? Not sure it's worth it to keep at this point. If you had one and left, where did you go?
Listen, if you're not supposed to pee in the sink, why does it literally have something called a p-trap?
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Listen, if you're not supposed to pee in the sink, why does it literally have something called a p-trap?
It's bullshit that California has mosquitos now. I thought the high cost of living was supposed to keep them out. My ankles are in pain.
August 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's bullshit that California has mosquitos now. I thought the high cost of living was supposed to keep them out. My ankles are in pain.
The sleep chemicals didn't really work in my favor last night
August 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The sleep chemicals didn't really work in my favor last night
I keep wandering into threads where I reeeallly want to say something, start typing, decide against it, and slowly back out.
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I keep wandering into threads where I reeeallly want to say something, start typing, decide against it, and slowly back out.
they euthanized the dawg in me
August 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they euthanized the dawg in me
I would pay for this at this point.
I need to be stretched like Gumby.
August 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I would pay for this at this point.
I'm waiting, liberal
August 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm waiting, liberal
Of all the least self-aware things I've read, this one has to be near the top.
You don’t protect democracy by removing public oversight.
You don’t fix corruption by handing power back to the people who abused it.
You don’t fix corruption by handing power back to the people who abused it.
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Of all the least self-aware things I've read, this one has to be near the top.
Honestly they're fucking terrifying
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Honestly they're fucking terrifying
Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:
WYD-when you dying?
LMAO-look measles are oncoming
ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely
DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday
WTF-when's the flu?
NGL-not gonna live
IDC-Innocent dying children
WYD-when you dying?
LMAO-look measles are oncoming
ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely
DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday
WTF-when's the flu?
NGL-not gonna live
IDC-Innocent dying children
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:
WYD-when you dying?
LMAO-look measles are oncoming
ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely
DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday
WTF-when's the flu?
NGL-not gonna live
IDC-Innocent dying children
WYD-when you dying?
LMAO-look measles are oncoming
ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely
DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday
WTF-when's the flu?
NGL-not gonna live
IDC-Innocent dying children
If someone held a gun to my head and told me to subtract 9 from 21, tell my family I love them
August 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If someone held a gun to my head and told me to subtract 9 from 21, tell my family I love them
Do you think vegans abstain from oral sex?
August 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do you think vegans abstain from oral sex?