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Daniel Smith-Rowsey
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PhD. Writer of books (Bloomsbury, Palgrave). Instructor of Film and Media (St. Mary's College, Napa Valley College). Maker of videos (see YouTube). Website: bestlovedfilms.com. Just finished hisfic novel. Working on AI certs. Pro-capitalist liberal.
MAGA ❤️ assymetrical warfare. E.g., Netanyahu’s 50 to 1 ratio of dead Gazans to dead Israelis, or Putin’s ratio of 1000 to 1 kidnapped children.

So if DJT was forced into court for a week, 50 Dems must be put in prison.

I assume if the wife of a MAGAn slaps her man, she gets beaten like a piñata
August 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Absolutely! As audiences did with Rocket in GOTG and the last 2 Avengers films.

Since Rocket won’t be in the next two Avengers films, they’ll either

1. Give Ben Rocket-like lines, which will now sound odd, or

2. Not; so Ben will blur with the other 20 characters.

Didn’t have to be this way 🤷‍♂️
August 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My bar is lower than yours. I’m happy with anything that isn’t NEWSCUM
August 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The words “Russia,” “2016,” and “tariffs” are not on this list of DJT’s named priorities…nor anywhere on this, his official campaign site

In other words, no one voted for this.

DJT: try doing what you said you would do. Finish those, then we’ll see about other ideas

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August 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Novel opinion: #FantasticFour needed Ben Grimm to be the movie’s Rocket (Raccoon) as he was for much of Lee-Kirby. Not so haunted yet.

We needed flashcuts of Ben at Reed and Sue’s podium jawboning or wisecracking about Reed’s latest plan (esp warps/teleportation)
August 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Not sure why the liberal media is upset that DJT is accusing BHO of “treason.”

From what we know of Trump’s treatment of the treasonous, he’s probably getting ready to change the name of a military base to Fort Obama
July 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sure. True.

Also, hearing DJT say “get over it!” is like hearing Batman say “let’s kill all those kids.” It goes against everything he says and does. All DJT does is litigate the past and persecute “enemies.” Like Obama.

We’re in Trump’s ballpark now, he just doesn’t like this game
You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.
July 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We never before had a President who bragged about interfering with the market. The GOP used to say the government shouldn’t pick winners and losers. Oh wait, excuse me, they’ll say that again as soon as a Dem is in the WH. My fault
July 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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So, the SDPD is punching people in the head and kneeing them in the side while they’re face down? This is ridiculous. I’m so tired of seeing videos like this of cops abusing their power.
July 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This article overrates the # of people asking for the end of Israel, and underrates the # of people asking for Bibi to change tactics.

If, in 1970, you said you didn’t want the US to use napalm on Vietnamese, would you then logically also want the US to end?

Ridiculous
July 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“I’ve been sitting here so long
Wasting time
Just staring at the phone”
- Phil Collins, “One More Night,” 1984

****Phil knew****
July 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The pitch:

DEXTER is in Los Angeles taking revenge on all the studio executives who never offered any non-Dexter roles to Michael C. Hall
July 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Reposted by Daniel Smith-Rowsey
This has always been the GOP's strategy:

1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.

2) Explode deficits

3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.

4) Repeat.
July 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You just misheard what they vocally promised. What they meant was:

“Uh, dolts in the room”
July 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“White: it’s not just for supremacy anymore”
July 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The most heartbreaking moment in pop music, because of context, is in “Woman,” when the music rises an octave as John Lennon sings,

“So let me tell you, again and again and again…I love you…now and forever, I love you, now and forever”

I break every time
July 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
With you, Michael 💙
July 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Stuck in the middle without Michael
Michael Madsen, whose menacing characters in “Reservoir Dogs” and “Kill Bill” made him a standout in Quentin Tarantino’s films, has died. He was 67.

This post replaces an earlier post that was deleted because it reported Madsen was 66.

apnews.com/article/mich...
Michael Madsen, 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Kill Bill' star, dies at 67
Michael Madsen, whose menacing characters in “Reservoir Dogs” and “Kill Bill” made him a standout in Quentin Tarantino’s films, has died. He was 67.
apnews.com
July 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Walt Disney:

1. Pioneered feature-length animation

2. Invented modern amusement parks

3. Innovated the music video

4. Won more Oscars than anyone else

5. Promoted a sanitized “Main Street” aesthetic now called “Disneyfication” that changed every city

6. Convinced people lemmings are suicidal
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Thank you

Either way it’s nice to think of Gump before Zemeckis and Hanks hijacked the word
July 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Imho, we gumps were too nerdy to be as Biff Tannen-ish as Trump.

He is hella bunk
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Complicit - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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July 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
After AI lets you do (non porn, non violent) videos of famous people, I assume the first such viral video will be Jeff Bridges, Jeff Daniels, Jeff Goldblum, and Jeff Probst in a restaurant kitchen saying, over and over in cuts, “Yes, Jeff!”
June 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Secret for all of you:

If you listen to any full 2 hour British-commentator-led broadcast of a football match, you WILL hear the word soccer. Just as a synonym.

So Brits don’t actually *hate* the word soccer as much as they don’t love Yankees failing to use “football” the “right” way
June 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
1 note: Abed is a brilliant cat name.
June 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM