Happy Smew Year
@smew.bsky.social
Just a guy trying his hardest to not do things
I'll remember this one when I finally watch the pitt
January 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'll remember this one when I finally watch the pitt
I was expecting a lot of things when I started it but I wasn't expecting all *that*, y'know?
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I was expecting a lot of things when I started it but I wasn't expecting all *that*, y'know?
Pretty sure sessler is constantly one bad day from deciding that Mexicans "deserve it"
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Pretty sure sessler is constantly one bad day from deciding that Mexicans "deserve it"
Yeah unfortunately 😔
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yeah unfortunately 😔
I'm gonna go get stabbed and get my mouth blasted
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm gonna go get stabbed and get my mouth blasted
I'm a big fan of "do you enjoy being rude?"
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm a big fan of "do you enjoy being rude?"
Reposted by Happy Smew Year
If shoe gone, you can't leave!!
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If shoe gone, you can't leave!!
This is what I would tell people about one of the tests for getting your CDL
"You can bs your way through every other test, this one, however, you will actually need to read the book"
"You can bs your way through every other test, this one, however, you will actually need to read the book"
October 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is what I would tell people about one of the tests for getting your CDL
"You can bs your way through every other test, this one, however, you will actually need to read the book"
"You can bs your way through every other test, this one, however, you will actually need to read the book"
Oh yeah, sometimes...
It looks delicious kip, nice job
It looks delicious kip, nice job
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh yeah, sometimes...
It looks delicious kip, nice job
It looks delicious kip, nice job
Absolutely does, as I'm slowly clawing my way out of the debt hole.
September 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Absolutely does, as I'm slowly clawing my way out of the debt hole.
Found out one of my cousins has broken free of indoctrination and is going woke
September 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Found out one of my cousins has broken free of indoctrination and is going woke
1:naddpod
2:mbmbam
3:adventure zone I guess
4 and 5 don't exist :)
2:mbmbam
3:adventure zone I guess
4 and 5 don't exist :)
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
1:naddpod
2:mbmbam
3:adventure zone I guess
4 and 5 don't exist :)
2:mbmbam
3:adventure zone I guess
4 and 5 don't exist :)
I dunno, the first movie was an actual movie and didn't feel at all like 3 episodes tied together, meanwhile that last movie they made didn't try to hide it at all, I felt a little tricked when I went to see it, but that's my own fault for not knowing what to expect. 🤭
September 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I dunno, the first movie was an actual movie and didn't feel at all like 3 episodes tied together, meanwhile that last movie they made didn't try to hide it at all, I felt a little tricked when I went to see it, but that's my own fault for not knowing what to expect. 🤭
Is it actually a movie this time?
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Is it actually a movie this time?
I think I would like to start making healthier choices before I pass the point of no return
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think I would like to start making healthier choices before I pass the point of no return
To live by the sword is to die by the sword, there is time enough for regret in the flames of hell.
youtu.be/Ds9_PRQHjG8?...
youtu.be/Ds9_PRQHjG8?...
FFXIV - Orbonne Monastery - Cidolfus Orlandeau - Battle Voice Lines
YouTube video by Abrax Aeon
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
To live by the sword is to die by the sword, there is time enough for regret in the flames of hell.
youtu.be/Ds9_PRQHjG8?...
youtu.be/Ds9_PRQHjG8?...
I swear to god if I see any flags at half mast tomorrow I'm gonna crash out
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I swear to god if I see any flags at half mast tomorrow I'm gonna crash out
Wait, there's no fucking way it's been 3 years, right? Right guys?... Guys...?
For @theflytrapmedia.com, I wrote about how, three years on fron its release, Knives Out: Glass Onion predicted the AI-addled tech broligarchy we're all struggling with today.
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Peeling Back the Tech Broligarchy's Glass Onion
'Knives Out: Glass Onion’ skewered the tech industry. Three years later, the film remains an urgent call to reclaim entertainment and tech from the broligarchy.
the-flytrap.ghost.io
September 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Wait, there's no fucking way it's been 3 years, right? Right guys?... Guys...?
You'd never believe I can make excellent Spanish rice by cooking it in the oven... Or maybe you would. 🤭
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You'd never believe I can make excellent Spanish rice by cooking it in the oven... Or maybe you would. 🤭
It absolutely sucks, I won't say it doesn't, and not to make any assumptions about this other fellow, for me it was never "well if I can't be with them I don't want to be around them" it was more like "well now they're not going to want to be around me because I'm the weirdo so I'll just avoid them"
September 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It absolutely sucks, I won't say it doesn't, and not to make any assumptions about this other fellow, for me it was never "well if I can't be with them I don't want to be around them" it was more like "well now they're not going to want to be around me because I'm the weirdo so I'll just avoid them"
I have unfortunately been the guy in this situation where I think I'm picking up vibes but turns out I wasn't and after that point I'm just embarrassed and feel like I can't put that genie back in the bottle, y'know?
Hard to fit all my feelings on it into small amount of words though
Hard to fit all my feelings on it into small amount of words though
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have unfortunately been the guy in this situation where I think I'm picking up vibes but turns out I wasn't and after that point I'm just embarrassed and feel like I can't put that genie back in the bottle, y'know?
Hard to fit all my feelings on it into small amount of words though
Hard to fit all my feelings on it into small amount of words though
this is telling me I should listen to of monsters and men I guess
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
this is telling me I should listen to of monsters and men I guess