I was expecting a lot of things when I started it but I wasn't expecting all *that*, y'know?

Pretty sure sessler is constantly one bad day from deciding that Mexicans "deserve it"

Yeah unfortunately 😔

I'm gonna go get stabbed and get my mouth blasted

I'm a big fan of "do you enjoy being rude?"

lets do it

If shoe gone, you can't leave!!

This is what I would tell people about one of the tests for getting your CDL
"You can bs your way through every other test, this one, however, you will actually need to read the book"

Oh yeah, sometimes...

It looks delicious kip, nice job

Absolutely does, as I'm slowly clawing my way out of the debt hole.

I dunno, the first movie was an actual movie and didn't feel at all like 3 episodes tied together, meanwhile that last movie they made didn't try to hide it at all, I felt a little tricked when I went to see it, but that's my own fault for not knowing what to expect. 🤭

Is it actually a movie this time?

I swear to god if I see any flags at half mast tomorrow I'm gonna crash out

You'd never believe I can make excellent Spanish rice by cooking it in the oven... Or maybe you would. 🤭

It absolutely sucks, I won't say it doesn't, and not to make any assumptions about this other fellow, for me it was never "well if I can't be with them I don't want to be around them" it was more like "well now they're not going to want to be around me because I'm the weirdo so I'll just avoid them"

I have unfortunately been the guy in this situation where I think I'm picking up vibes but turns out I wasn't and after that point I'm just embarrassed and feel like I can't put that genie back in the bottle, y'know?

Hard to fit all my feelings on it into small amount of words though

this is telling me I should listen to of monsters and men I guess

Happy birthday Kimi, I hope you have a wonderful day!