Karl Kaplan
@smeagolsdad.bsky.social
Patron & guardian of the world’s oldest bull snake (unverified). OG nerd. Owns more comic books than he should. Remembers when vi was an internet tool and not on Arcane.
Word matter, people!!
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Word matter, people!!
This old dude wishes you a happy Year of the Snake!
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This old dude wishes you a happy Year of the Snake!
Reposted by Karl Kaplan
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
Her: Sam Cooke died the same way Marvin Gaye died.
Me: He was murdered by Marvin Gaye’s father?!?!?!
Me: He was murdered by Marvin Gaye’s father?!?!?!
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Her: Sam Cooke died the same way Marvin Gaye died.
Me: He was murdered by Marvin Gaye’s father?!?!?!
Me: He was murdered by Marvin Gaye’s father?!?!?!
This Is Just To Say
(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
I have eaten
the Corn Nuts™
that were on
the counter
and which
you were probably
hoping
to snack on
Forgive me
they were crunchy
so hard
and salty
(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
I have eaten
the Corn Nuts™
that were on
the counter
and which
you were probably
hoping
to snack on
Forgive me
they were crunchy
so hard
and salty
December 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
This Is Just To Say
(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
I have eaten
the Corn Nuts™
that were on
the counter
and which
you were probably
hoping
to snack on
Forgive me
they were crunchy
so hard
and salty
(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
I have eaten
the Corn Nuts™
that were on
the counter
and which
you were probably
hoping
to snack on
Forgive me
they were crunchy
so hard
and salty
Jellybean: a haiku
Silly succulent
brings forth a December bloom
What global warming?
Silly succulent
brings forth a December bloom
What global warming?
December 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Jellybean: a haiku
Silly succulent
brings forth a December bloom
What global warming?
Silly succulent
brings forth a December bloom
What global warming?
Is this the world’s oldest bull snake?
He’s 33.
Anyone know of an older slither puppy?
He’s 33.
Anyone know of an older slither puppy?
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Is this the world’s oldest bull snake?
He’s 33.
Anyone know of an older slither puppy?
He’s 33.
Anyone know of an older slither puppy?