Karl Kaplan
smeagolsdad.bsky.social
Karl Kaplan
@smeagolsdad.bsky.social
Patron & guardian of the world’s oldest bull snake (unverified). OG nerd. Owns more comic books than he should. Remembers when vi was an internet tool and not on Arcane.
Word matter, people!!
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This old dude wishes you a happy Year of the Snake!
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Squeak heil!
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Happy holidays!
December 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Jellybean: a haiku
Silly succulent
brings forth a December bloom
What global warming?
December 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Is this the world’s oldest bull snake?
He’s 33.
Anyone know of an older slither puppy?
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM