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Professional chef, amateur gay
Accent jewelry is so important
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Christmas throwback to when my friend and I made a gingerbread drag queen for a Food Network competition
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
2 more weeks of craziness and then I can take a break 😮‍💨 gonna be a long day at work tomorrow!
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That can’t be real. That’s too many genres.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Give me more to work with than that 😐
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I will forever give my iPhone a little wrist flick when I pull it out, like I’m opening a flip phone.
Nothing will ever replace that feeling
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Love a comfy bar
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Marketing that speaks to me
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Finishing up work, off to the train station for a 6 hour ride 🥱
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
2 more days of pies 🥧
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Rolling out pie dough for 8 hours today. Prepping for my afterlife job
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reposted
gm three-day workweek let’s go
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I already napped once today but I think I might go back for seconds
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh who let us out in public?
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Reposted
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Best seats in the gay bar
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Need to come up with an American Revolution themed dessert at work.

None of my coworkers like “Boston Cream Party”
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Somebody woke up a little needy this morning
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My brain is way too good at incorporating the sound of my alarm into my dreams.
Gotta change up the sound every few weeks 😑
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Some dramatic dessert work last night 😅
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ooooh good morning 🥱
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The irony is truly incredible CNN
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Working out between 2 guys who are both a full head taller than me. How did this happen
a little boy is standing next to a woman and touching her head .
ALT: a little boy is standing next to a woman and touching her head .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Manchego, hot honey, and green onion runny egg toasts for breakfast.

I cooked my ass off this week!
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM