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Smartman
@smartmanne.bsky.social
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Dumbass that likes gamin' and bakin'.
He/Him
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tendermiasma.com
Don't say "commission" either. Keep that shit blank
witchofavalon.bsky.social WitchOfAvalon🔞 @witchofavalon.bsky.social · 10h
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
smartmanne.bsky.social
Damn, I want to enjoy the Caput Mortum demo more, but I got some bad drift happening with my right stick and want to play it as intended.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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tastinghistory.bsky.social
Once a popular dessert (or breakfast) across the country, Indian Pudding is rarely seen outside of New England today but it deserves a comeback. youtu.be/RMSV5PVOA7Y?...
The Forgotten American Dessert: Indian Pudding (1829 Recipe)
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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xploshi.bsky.social
recreation of a dream I had
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
smartmanne.bsky.social
The latest episode of Haha You Clowns was great! Really felt bad for Jeff getting teased so much. I mean, it was a good thing to feel that.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
Homestar Playing Cards and lotsa other great new crap from @fangamer.com! Check it all out here: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
"Beautiful" Flug, with beautiful hair.. pulls back their hair with their comical realistic people hand
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
lillikoifish.bsky.social Lillikoifish @lillikoifish.bsky.social · 3d
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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ordo-xenos.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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jadapaige.bsky.social
apples
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
how do i know if i’m a furry
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
?????? dashare.zone ADMIN
WHY DID I WALK INTO DA KITCHEN "DID I NEED SOMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY I AM I THURSTY DID I TURN ONT HE LIGHT ETC ETC ETC ETC TE T"
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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b0tster.yeag.gay
GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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antlervel.vet
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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denizenunknown.bsky.social
These are AMAZING!!!
jordancollver.bsky.social Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 5d
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
Illustrations of Medieval helmets resembling the faces of Muppets characters Gonzo, Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzy, and Sam Eagle (as an Aztec, being truly American).
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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pretentiousfork.bsky.social
love is.... to make her squirm
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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murdoink.com
steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
smartmanne.bsky.social
Freaking hate cleaning after handling raw chicken, twice so without gloves.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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valvesoftware.com
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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cpsc.gov
This is a Trent Turkey household.
A sentient cooked turkey named Trent Turkey sitting on horseback. Trent is holding a fire extinguisher and a cooking pot. The sun is rising. There is a majestic breeze. The text reads: A hero will rise. This Thanksgiving, home fire prevention has one name - Trent Turkey. Make sure you have working smoke alarms and fire extinguishers in your home. Stand by your pan - unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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skeet.best
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
smartmanne.bsky.social
I'm going to beat so many fucking egg whites.
A photo of a copper bowl and a copper saucepan.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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cpsc.gov
Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
smartmanne.bsky.social
Straining
A stock pot with unfiltered stock along with a bowel set with a strainer and cheese cloth, full of chicken parts, carrots, and other bits.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Improbably Compatible #oldknees
Two crows are flying in front of a gray-blue sky. One says to the other "Do you think we're best friends in other universes too?" The second panel splits into a three by three grid of different reactions of "Um"s and "Well"s from the second crow, in a multiverse sort of way. The third panel is further split again by three, so there are nine by nine squares of the same two crows flying together, the only distinction between the squares is a different sky colour. In the fourth panel, the square are again divided by three so there are now 27 by 27 filling the panel. We can see now that there is a greater pattern emerging from the colours of each square, a pixelated form is starting to emerge. In the fifth panel, the many many squares of different universes is reminiscent of a painting using pointillism, which each dot of colour represent one of many thousands of realities. We can see now very clearly that the pixelated forms are the two crows, flying in front of a gray-blue sky. We return to the visual resolution as we saw in the first panel, as if no time has passed at all. The second crow responds "It doesn't seem likely".
July 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM