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June 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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While bombing Iran is bad for Trump’s poll numbers, starting a war and creating chaos is good for Trump as an authoritarian. Authoritarians exploit chaos to claim emergency powers, deploy the military domestically, and undermine free and fair elections.
These attacks must be viewed from this lens.
These attacks must be viewed from this lens.
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
While bombing Iran is bad for Trump’s poll numbers, starting a war and creating chaos is good for Trump as an authoritarian. Authoritarians exploit chaos to claim emergency powers, deploy the military domestically, and undermine free and fair elections.
These attacks must be viewed from this lens.
These attacks must be viewed from this lens.
June 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The accuracy & the cuteness (but still savage!) of our fabulous lil romp of otters.
Me & @smartasstro.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @byjoveastro.bsky.social @celestiaastrology.bsky.social in the group chat about each days astrology
April 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The accuracy & the cuteness (but still savage!) of our fabulous lil romp of otters.
It's always fun to talk Venus things with Sonia!!! ❣️✨️💚
This week’s @smartasstro.bsky.social and I look at the Full Moon in Libra with Venus stationing direct within the hour on the 12/13th April, location dependant. Mercury then prepares to conclude his Retrograde Shadow story with his return to Aries, crossing that tender Pisces/Aries threshold.
April 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's always fun to talk Venus things with Sonia!!! ❣️✨️💚
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The new episode of the Astrology Weekly Update is now out with @smartasstro.bsky.social . We start with an overview of the month’s astrology. I am certainly looking forward to two Venusian lunations after the month of March and the personal planets turning direct.
April 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The new episode of the Astrology Weekly Update is now out with @smartasstro.bsky.social . We start with an overview of the month’s astrology. I am certainly looking forward to two Venusian lunations after the month of March and the personal planets turning direct.
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On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.
Eclipses Workshop Spring 2025 - Asteri Sofia Kairos's Ko-fi Shop
🌑 Eclipse Portals 2025: Fate, Flow & Transformation – A 3 hour live workshop with a workbook and breakout session. Explore the March eclipses, past c...
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February 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.
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Sometimes it’s clearer how much weight your timelord was pulling in its exaltation when it’s exiled and stationing retrograde. Feels like my brain is missing most of its happy chemicals
March 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sometimes it’s clearer how much weight your timelord was pulling in its exaltation when it’s exiled and stationing retrograde. Feels like my brain is missing most of its happy chemicals
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I heart Tina Smith.
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I heart Tina Smith.
Not my boss asking "are you ok?" During my exact lunar return. It's just my face! 😆
#rbf
#rbf
two cats are looking at each other and one is black
ALT: two cats are looking at each other and one is black
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February 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Not my boss asking "are you ok?" During my exact lunar return. It's just my face! 😆
#rbf
#rbf
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I was able to interview one of my early tarot teachers, Madelyn of Contemporary Tarot. We talked about her tarot journey, practice, sabbatical & “Best Course of Action” that she gives on her own channel. Thanks for hanging with me in your Hanged Man year, Madelyn!
youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...
youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...
Practical Astros Talks Tarot
YouTube video by Practical Astros
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February 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I was able to interview one of my early tarot teachers, Madelyn of Contemporary Tarot. We talked about her tarot journey, practice, sabbatical & “Best Course of Action” that she gives on her own channel. Thanks for hanging with me in your Hanged Man year, Madelyn!
youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...
youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...
The Labyrinth is not merely a prison; it is an initiatory chamber where identity is tested, and the worthy are reborn.
david bowie is exhausted from living up to your expectations in labyrinth .
ALT: david bowie is exhausted from living up to your expectations in labyrinth .
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February 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Labyrinth is not merely a prison; it is an initiatory chamber where identity is tested, and the worthy are reborn.
We've made it to the Labyrinth! Welcome to Pisces season friends.
a woman in a white shirt is standing next to a man in a red jacket
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing next to a man in a red jacket
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February 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We've made it to the Labyrinth! Welcome to Pisces season friends.
Next stop: dragons!
toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest
ALT: toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest
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February 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Next stop: dragons!
Not me watching the Bridget Jones series while Mars prepares to station in Cancer.
Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars.
#Lawyer
Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars.
#Lawyer
a man in a tuxedo says i said i love you *
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says i said i love you *
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February 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Not me watching the Bridget Jones series while Mars prepares to station in Cancer.
Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars.
#Lawyer
Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars.
#Lawyer
Why, yes. I do believe when your hands are full of grocery bags that carrying four boxes of girl scout cookies does count as the Tower. The requirements have been fulfilled. ✨️
February 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why, yes. I do believe when your hands are full of grocery bags that carrying four boxes of girl scout cookies does count as the Tower. The requirements have been fulfilled. ✨️
Who's doing the discord thing in Nechepso land?
a cartoon character from inside out is dancing and says `` yo yo yo ! you there ? ''
ALT: a cartoon character from inside out is dancing and says `` yo yo yo ! you there ? ''
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February 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Who's doing the discord thing in Nechepso land?
Life got rocked hard this week.
Friends Matthew Perry GIF
ALT: Friends Matthew Perry GIF
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January 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Life got rocked hard this week.
MLK Jr. I made the image.
Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace.
I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.
Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace.
I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.
January 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MLK Jr. I made the image.
Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace.
I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.
Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace.
I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.
"Time to turn a light on the unknown" says the Sun in Aquarius I
the light is in my eye with a light bulb hanging from the ceiling
ALT: the light is in my eye with a light bulb hanging from the ceiling
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January 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Time to turn a light on the unknown" says the Sun in Aquarius I
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January 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh... a conversation about being behind the scenes? Sure.
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh... a conversation about being behind the scenes? Sure.
"Rental balls and rectal exams" name that show!
Also, Mars is Mars-ing. And squaring. And ending the retrograde with a sweet little trine to Mercury next month.
Also, Mars is Mars-ing. And squaring. And ending the retrograde with a sweet little trine to Mercury next month.
shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking down
ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking down
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January 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Rental balls and rectal exams" name that show!
Also, Mars is Mars-ing. And squaring. And ending the retrograde with a sweet little trine to Mercury next month.
Also, Mars is Mars-ing. And squaring. And ending the retrograde with a sweet little trine to Mercury next month.