Smackiepipe 🇺🇦
@smackiepipe.bsky.social
Artist, photographer, and sarcastic goofball. Love prog, cheese, wine & bourbon. Photoshop a lot. Build & fly model rockets. Proud Blue Dot in Western North Carolina. 🚫MAGA
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Smackiepipe 🇺🇦
@smackiepipe.bsky.social
· Jan 20
HoooBoy, get ready for four more trips around the sun with these bozos. #trumpsucks #spaceforce #MLKday
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
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If you're scrolling my page, this is the theme today. 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If you're scrolling my page, this is the theme today. 🤣
What's Magic 8 Ball got to say? #Magic8Ball
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
What's Magic 8 Ball got to say? #Magic8Ball
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The new MAHA Food Pyramid puts steak, cheese and whole milk/dairy at the top. That instantly makes your multiple burgers with a "malted" a healthy meal! Perhaps a nice glass of lard to wash it down.👍
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The new MAHA Food Pyramid puts steak, cheese and whole milk/dairy at the top. That instantly makes your multiple burgers with a "malted" a healthy meal! Perhaps a nice glass of lard to wash it down.👍
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Do not tease US with a good time but
YES
YES
YES
Tell Mark Burnett to give you 3 shows:
Just #GTFO of the WH & DC forever
Hell, We'll even give you an Emmy--just go
#RemoveTrumpNow
#TrumpMustGo
P.S. I will not be watching-I have to have a root canal without anesthesia
YES
YES
YES
Tell Mark Burnett to give you 3 shows:
Just #GTFO of the WH & DC forever
Hell, We'll even give you an Emmy--just go
#RemoveTrumpNow
#TrumpMustGo
P.S. I will not be watching-I have to have a root canal without anesthesia
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Do not tease US with a good time but
YES
YES
YES
Tell Mark Burnett to give you 3 shows:
Just #GTFO of the WH & DC forever
Hell, We'll even give you an Emmy--just go
#RemoveTrumpNow
#TrumpMustGo
P.S. I will not be watching-I have to have a root canal without anesthesia
YES
YES
YES
Tell Mark Burnett to give you 3 shows:
Just #GTFO of the WH & DC forever
Hell, We'll even give you an Emmy--just go
#RemoveTrumpNow
#TrumpMustGo
P.S. I will not be watching-I have to have a root canal without anesthesia
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
#ArtAdventCalendar
Wintery Sunset in Western North Carolina. We get a nice one every once in a while.
#photography #nature #sunset
Wintery Sunset in Western North Carolina. We get a nice one every once in a while.
#photography #nature #sunset
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Wintery Sunset in Western North Carolina. We get a nice one every once in a while.
#photography #nature #sunset
Wintery Sunset in Western North Carolina. We get a nice one every once in a while.
#photography #nature #sunset
Rob Reiner's work added a lot of enjoyment to my life over several decades. It's extremely tragic what happened to he and his wife.
Oh, and tRump's unhinged post about him is lower than snake shit. What a vile, ugly, disgusting POS he is.
Oh, and tRump's unhinged post about him is lower than snake shit. What a vile, ugly, disgusting POS he is.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Rob Reiner's work added a lot of enjoyment to my life over several decades. It's extremely tragic what happened to he and his wife.
Oh, and tRump's unhinged post about him is lower than snake shit. What a vile, ugly, disgusting POS he is.
Oh, and tRump's unhinged post about him is lower than snake shit. What a vile, ugly, disgusting POS he is.
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An drawing I drew for the cover of a weekly magazine in Charlotte, NC. About the time Silence of the Lambs had come out, and we got an interview with Jody Foster. Drew it in about 3 hours as we were on deadline and I didn't want to go with a standard photo. #art #illustration
An drawing I drew for the cover of a weekly magazine in Charlotte, NC. About the time Silence of the Lambs had come out, and we got an interview with Jody Foster. Drew it in about 3 hours as we were on deadline and I didn't want to go with a standard photo. #art #illustration
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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An drawing I drew for the cover of a weekly magazine in Charlotte, NC. About the time Silence of the Lambs had come out, and we got an interview with Jody Foster. Drew it in about 3 hours as we were on deadline and I didn't want to go with a standard photo. #art #illustration
An drawing I drew for the cover of a weekly magazine in Charlotte, NC. About the time Silence of the Lambs had come out, and we got an interview with Jody Foster. Drew it in about 3 hours as we were on deadline and I didn't want to go with a standard photo. #art #illustration
I was going to reply to this one, but don't have permission to interact. Was going to say "Art pieces are never finished, they're just abondoned." #ArtAdventCalendar
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I was going to reply to this one, but don't have permission to interact. Was going to say "Art pieces are never finished, they're just abondoned." #ArtAdventCalendar
#ArtAdventCalendar
Back in my newspaper days (1985-1995) I did a lot of illustrations for special publications. In the spirit of Christmas, here's my original illustration for a 'Last Minute Gift Guide' (1993). Hand drawn, scanned in, and colorized in Illustrator.
#art #illustration #adobe #santa
Back in my newspaper days (1985-1995) I did a lot of illustrations for special publications. In the spirit of Christmas, here's my original illustration for a 'Last Minute Gift Guide' (1993). Hand drawn, scanned in, and colorized in Illustrator.
#art #illustration #adobe #santa
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar
Back in my newspaper days (1985-1995) I did a lot of illustrations for special publications. In the spirit of Christmas, here's my original illustration for a 'Last Minute Gift Guide' (1993). Hand drawn, scanned in, and colorized in Illustrator.
#art #illustration #adobe #santa
Back in my newspaper days (1985-1995) I did a lot of illustrations for special publications. In the spirit of Christmas, here's my original illustration for a 'Last Minute Gift Guide' (1993). Hand drawn, scanned in, and colorized in Illustrator.
#art #illustration #adobe #santa
#ArtAdventCalendar
Another photo day. This is a pic of the only Monarch butterfly I saw this whole year, and this was taken in probably early October while on a walk.
#nature #photography #butterfly #blueskybutterfly
Another photo day. This is a pic of the only Monarch butterfly I saw this whole year, and this was taken in probably early October while on a walk.
#nature #photography #butterfly #blueskybutterfly
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Another photo day. This is a pic of the only Monarch butterfly I saw this whole year, and this was taken in probably early October while on a walk.
#nature #photography #butterfly #blueskybutterfly
Another photo day. This is a pic of the only Monarch butterfly I saw this whole year, and this was taken in probably early October while on a walk.
#nature #photography #butterfly #blueskybutterfly
#ArtAdventCalendar
Photography day. Rowdy in the lead, with Zip close behind. They loved to run. Miss those boys. Taken in 2014 with Nikon D90
#photography #animals #horses
Photography day. Rowdy in the lead, with Zip close behind. They loved to run. Miss those boys. Taken in 2014 with Nikon D90
#photography #animals #horses
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Photography day. Rowdy in the lead, with Zip close behind. They loved to run. Miss those boys. Taken in 2014 with Nikon D90
#photography #animals #horses
Photography day. Rowdy in the lead, with Zip close behind. They loved to run. Miss those boys. Taken in 2014 with Nikon D90
#photography #animals #horses
#ArtAdventCalendar
Just going with a doodle today. Drew this while in a meeting. "Headin' out West!"
#art #sketch #doodle
Just going with a doodle today. Drew this while in a meeting. "Headin' out West!"
#art #sketch #doodle
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Just going with a doodle today. Drew this while in a meeting. "Headin' out West!"
#art #sketch #doodle
Just going with a doodle today. Drew this while in a meeting. "Headin' out West!"
#art #sketch #doodle
#ArtAdventCalendar
I drew this Zebra about 40 years ago while I was waiting on a friend, who was always notoriously late, to come pick me up for a night out. #art #illustration #drawing
I drew this Zebra about 40 years ago while I was waiting on a friend, who was always notoriously late, to come pick me up for a night out. #art #illustration #drawing
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I drew this Zebra about 40 years ago while I was waiting on a friend, who was always notoriously late, to come pick me up for a night out. #art #illustration #drawing
I drew this Zebra about 40 years ago while I was waiting on a friend, who was always notoriously late, to come pick me up for a night out. #art #illustration #drawing
#ArtAdventCalendar
Twilight Mountains. Created in Adobe Illustrator, then brought in to Photoshop to add the mist and reflection.
Twilight Mountains. Created in Adobe Illustrator, then brought in to Photoshop to add the mist and reflection.
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Twilight Mountains. Created in Adobe Illustrator, then brought in to Photoshop to add the mist and reflection.
Twilight Mountains. Created in Adobe Illustrator, then brought in to Photoshop to add the mist and reflection.
#ArtAdventCalendar
This was a quick "make it up as you go along" acrylic painting I did back in college. Probably didn't spend more than an hour on it. I might revisit this and try to paint a 'more polished' version.
This was a quick "make it up as you go along" acrylic painting I did back in college. Probably didn't spend more than an hour on it. I might revisit this and try to paint a 'more polished' version.
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar
This was a quick "make it up as you go along" acrylic painting I did back in college. Probably didn't spend more than an hour on it. I might revisit this and try to paint a 'more polished' version.
This was a quick "make it up as you go along" acrylic painting I did back in college. Probably didn't spend more than an hour on it. I might revisit this and try to paint a 'more polished' version.
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If you see a porcupine in your yard, that’s my cat and we’re not done with our acupuncture session.
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you see a porcupine in your yard, that’s my cat and we’re not done with our acupuncture session.
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"Build A Ballroom"
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Build A Ballroom"
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This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
Stop streaming ICE recruitment ads NOW!
The Trump administration has funneled billions of dollars into these dystopian ICE recruitment ads. Meanwhile, cities are being terrorized by ICE agents who are running rampant with abuses of power, s...
sign.moveon.org
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
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The criminal is upset that Time used this pic on their cover. So in his infinite wisdom, he decided to call it out. And I’m here to help.
“I never liked taking pictures from underneath.”
~ The Criminal
“I never liked taking pictures from underneath.”
~ The Criminal
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The criminal is upset that Time used this pic on their cover. So in his infinite wisdom, he decided to call it out. And I’m here to help.
“I never liked taking pictures from underneath.”
~ The Criminal
“I never liked taking pictures from underneath.”
~ The Criminal
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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And now, for something completely different.
Best Halloween costumes I've seen in YEARS.
And CHEAP.
😂😂😂
youtube.com/shorts/kZNFA...
Best Halloween costumes I've seen in YEARS.
And CHEAP.
😂😂😂
youtube.com/shorts/kZNFA...
Best Halloween Costumes Ever!! 😭👻
YouTube video by Lee Houston
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October 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
And now, for something completely different.
Best Halloween costumes I've seen in YEARS.
And CHEAP.
😂😂😂
youtube.com/shorts/kZNFA...
Best Halloween costumes I've seen in YEARS.
And CHEAP.
😂😂😂
youtube.com/shorts/kZNFA...
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Kristi Noem bravely enters the Portland war front-lines to bring you the latest from the fires and riots. This video may be disturbing to some, viewer discretion advised.
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Kristi Noem bravely enters the Portland war front-lines to bring you the latest from the fires and riots. This video may be disturbing to some, viewer discretion advised.