Right. Pardon the one guy, then indict the other with the same charges.
The priniciple they balance on is precarious...
...but contradictions don't matter when they don't care if their message is believable or not, and the principle doesn't exist.
The priniciple they balance on is precarious...
...but contradictions don't matter when they don't care if their message is believable or not, and the principle doesn't exist.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Right. Pardon the one guy, then indict the other with the same charges.
The priniciple they balance on is precarious...
...but contradictions don't matter when they don't care if their message is believable or not, and the principle doesn't exist.
The priniciple they balance on is precarious...
...but contradictions don't matter when they don't care if their message is believable or not, and the principle doesn't exist.
...I shan't be complaining about never being surprised, I suppose.
BREAKING: U.S. President Donald Trump says Venezuela’s Nicolas Maduro has been captured after US conducted a "large scale strike" on the country.
At least 7 explosions and low-flying aircraft are heard in Venezuela's Caracas
At least seven explosions and low-flying aircraft are heard around 2 a.m. local time Saturday in Venezuela’s capital, Caracas.
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January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
...I shan't be complaining about never being surprised, I suppose.
...what are we even doing right now.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
...what are we even doing right now.
Hi, I'm a d6.
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Hi, I'm a d6.
This is what compelled me to get the game 'Midnight Walk.'
I've never played a game that had me studying every single thing in such a mixed state of emotions: Wonder, fear, endearment, amusement...
I yelped, I cooed, I giggled... Sometimes all at once.
A great way to pass the New Year.
I've never played a game that had me studying every single thing in such a mixed state of emotions: Wonder, fear, endearment, amusement...
I yelped, I cooed, I giggled... Sometimes all at once.
A great way to pass the New Year.
Can't believe I forgot to mention the phenomenal Midnight Walk in my games played in 2025 round up! Especially since I made to sculptures based on the game! 😅
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is what compelled me to get the game 'Midnight Walk.'
I've never played a game that had me studying every single thing in such a mixed state of emotions: Wonder, fear, endearment, amusement...
I yelped, I cooed, I giggled... Sometimes all at once.
A great way to pass the New Year.
I've never played a game that had me studying every single thing in such a mixed state of emotions: Wonder, fear, endearment, amusement...
I yelped, I cooed, I giggled... Sometimes all at once.
A great way to pass the New Year.
Him, amused: 'We didn't have to read about Kamehameha one I through III first thing in the morning...'
Me: 'It's called rabbit-holin', and I'm a li'l bunny.'
Me: 'It's called rabbit-holin', and I'm a li'l bunny.'
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Him, amused: 'We didn't have to read about Kamehameha one I through III first thing in the morning...'
Me: 'It's called rabbit-holin', and I'm a li'l bunny.'
Me: 'It's called rabbit-holin', and I'm a li'l bunny.'
Today, I learned about Bear 122... AKA, The Boss. He is about...600 lbs. of walking 'Fuck you.' He's been hit by a train twice, eats other bears, and has sired about 70% of the bears in Banff.
He doesn't really mess with humans, prob'ly 'cause we're too easy and he likes the spice of a fight...
He doesn't really mess with humans, prob'ly 'cause we're too easy and he likes the spice of a fight...
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Today, I learned about Bear 122... AKA, The Boss. He is about...600 lbs. of walking 'Fuck you.' He's been hit by a train twice, eats other bears, and has sired about 70% of the bears in Banff.
He doesn't really mess with humans, prob'ly 'cause we're too easy and he likes the spice of a fight...
He doesn't really mess with humans, prob'ly 'cause we're too easy and he likes the spice of a fight...
Went out to leave a feast for the outside critters. There was a 'possum already out there, and he scurried the moment I came out. I go to set the food down when I hear scratching behind me. In the darkness, I couldn't tell what it was...just a hazy fluff of white. A cat, perhaps...?
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Went out to leave a feast for the outside critters. There was a 'possum already out there, and he scurried the moment I came out. I go to set the food down when I hear scratching behind me. In the darkness, I couldn't tell what it was...just a hazy fluff of white. A cat, perhaps...?
In lieu of leaving cookies and milk out for... *suspicious squint.* ...Santa... I'll be leaving half a burrito for the bless-ed trash panda that I've named Boogity.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In lieu of leaving cookies and milk out for... *suspicious squint.* ...Santa... I'll be leaving half a burrito for the bless-ed trash panda that I've named Boogity.
I don't think I'm getting a kitten for Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don't think I'm getting a kitten for Christmas.
Bari is the most 'pick me' type of person I've ever seen.
She's living up to her self-proclaimed title of contrarian so hard that the lack of reporting is the report.
She's living up to her self-proclaimed title of contrarian so hard that the lack of reporting is the report.
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bari is the most 'pick me' type of person I've ever seen.
She's living up to her self-proclaimed title of contrarian so hard that the lack of reporting is the report.
She's living up to her self-proclaimed title of contrarian so hard that the lack of reporting is the report.
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My goal for 2025 is 8 more new patrons. Would anyone care to help us out? Signing up for my Patreon helps support my fabric art, my writing, my unofficial town sorcerer work, and myself as a human being.
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December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My goal for 2025 is 8 more new patrons. Would anyone care to help us out? Signing up for my Patreon helps support my fabric art, my writing, my unofficial town sorcerer work, and myself as a human being.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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'Twas the night before Epstein release,
And all through the 'House
The Squeaker was squeaking,
Like a frantic li'l mouse...
The agents were redacting,
Ensuring with great care,
That—one-sided and exacting—
Their retribution was there...
But we've seen the estate releases so stop fucking us around.
And all through the 'House
The Squeaker was squeaking,
Like a frantic li'l mouse...
The agents were redacting,
Ensuring with great care,
That—one-sided and exacting—
Their retribution was there...
But we've seen the estate releases so stop fucking us around.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
'Twas the night before Epstein release,
And all through the 'House
The Squeaker was squeaking,
Like a frantic li'l mouse...
The agents were redacting,
Ensuring with great care,
That—one-sided and exacting—
Their retribution was there...
But we've seen the estate releases so stop fucking us around.
And all through the 'House
The Squeaker was squeaking,
Like a frantic li'l mouse...
The agents were redacting,
Ensuring with great care,
That—one-sided and exacting—
Their retribution was there...
But we've seen the estate releases so stop fucking us around.
Watchin' my fella's basic physiological functions like breathing and swallowing betray him:
'It's actually quite amazing that we've survived this long.'
(He's fine, by the by.)
'It's actually quite amazing that we've survived this long.'
(He's fine, by the by.)
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Watchin' my fella's basic physiological functions like breathing and swallowing betray him:
'It's actually quite amazing that we've survived this long.'
(He's fine, by the by.)
'It's actually quite amazing that we've survived this long.'
(He's fine, by the by.)
Why does it feel like December's going by with the suddenness and speed of falling down a flight of stairs?
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why does it feel like December's going by with the suddenness and speed of falling down a flight of stairs?
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Scotland generates significantly more renewable electricity than it consumes, hitting a record high of 113% of its electricity demand from renewables in 2022, meaning it exported surplus clean energy. It can be done!
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Scotland generates significantly more renewable electricity than it consumes, hitting a record high of 113% of its electricity demand from renewables in 2022, meaning it exported surplus clean energy. It can be done!
*rubbing eyes and groaning:* Why couldn't America just get bangs...?
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
*rubbing eyes and groaning:* Why couldn't America just get bangs...?
Well, I think we can all agree that if software is 'pretty cool,' it must be infallible.
(Seriously, though... This is kind of horrifying.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9M4F_U1eEw
(Seriously, though... This is kind of horrifying.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9M4F_U1eEw
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Well, I think we can all agree that if software is 'pretty cool,' it must be infallible.
(Seriously, though... This is kind of horrifying.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9M4F_U1eEw
(Seriously, though... This is kind of horrifying.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9M4F_U1eEw
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Hey, I know it's not Giving Tuesday anymore (I am deep in the paper mines), but if you've ever wanted to help me out, please consider donating to keep PRI and Ithaca's Museum of the Earth open. They have until December 31 to raise 1M to prevent foreclosure. priweb.donorsupport.co/page/FUNWALK...
Save the Museum of the Earth and PRI – Secure Its Future!
In these challenging times, places like the Paleontological Research Institution (PRI) stand as beacons of hope, fostering understanding of the natural world and inspiring action for a sustainable fut...
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December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey, I know it's not Giving Tuesday anymore (I am deep in the paper mines), but if you've ever wanted to help me out, please consider donating to keep PRI and Ithaca's Museum of the Earth open. They have until December 31 to raise 1M to prevent foreclosure. priweb.donorsupport.co/page/FUNWALK...
Someone in the comments said they thump the hood before starting their car to make sure any critters in there skedaddle... I think it's a swell idea, what with it getting cold. (Bonus if my neighbors think I'm weird.)
My dad and stepmom found a kitten warming itself around their car's engine block in deep winter and ended up adopting it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Someone in the comments said they thump the hood before starting their car to make sure any critters in there skedaddle... I think it's a swell idea, what with it getting cold. (Bonus if my neighbors think I'm weird.)
I was watchin' the daily colon crawl conference, and as I saw Li'l Marco desperately try to be subtle about jolting the orangerangutan into consciousness...I experienced this moment of detachment where I thought, 'This was written by Charlie Day...?'
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I was watchin' the daily colon crawl conference, and as I saw Li'l Marco desperately try to be subtle about jolting the orangerangutan into consciousness...I experienced this moment of detachment where I thought, 'This was written by Charlie Day...?'
They may not be your official town sorcerer, but they are...to me...the official unofficial town sorcerer. (I'd hire 'em. There's a dirth of muscovy ducks in my area...)
I just posted a new unofficial town sorcerer walk over at my Patreon. I've included new photos of Muscovy duck, the snowy egret, and other lovely creatures. This post is semi-mystical and may bring a light sprinkling of magic into your day.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
They may not be your official town sorcerer, but they are...to me...the official unofficial town sorcerer. (I'd hire 'em. There's a dirth of muscovy ducks in my area...)
Help. I am trying to identify the song that's in this short. I have listened to so much classical music in the last week trying to figure it out. I am hitting a point of fixation, 'cause I feel like I /know/ it, but cannot summon the answer...
www.youtube.com/shorts/g_kX5...
www.youtube.com/shorts/g_kX5...
Silly Pirates 2
YouTube video by Pat Mandziy
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Help. I am trying to identify the song that's in this short. I have listened to so much classical music in the last week trying to figure it out. I am hitting a point of fixation, 'cause I feel like I /know/ it, but cannot summon the answer...
www.youtube.com/shorts/g_kX5...
www.youtube.com/shorts/g_kX5...
A lot of people fantasize about what they would do if they could time travel, and they often want to do something that would have some kind of impact and change history...
That's silly.
I just want to know what those dodecahedron things were for.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_d...
That's silly.
I just want to know what those dodecahedron things were for.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_d...
Roman dodecahedron - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A lot of people fantasize about what they would do if they could time travel, and they often want to do something that would have some kind of impact and change history...
That's silly.
I just want to know what those dodecahedron things were for.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_d...
That's silly.
I just want to know what those dodecahedron things were for.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_d...