Slygrin
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Slygrin
@slygrin.bsky.social
Just a friendly rogue.
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
'How long will the deal be, Mister President?'
'Uh... Infinite.'

...man looks and sounds like his brain's been through a rock polisher.
January 21, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I know things are super serious right now, but...

Turtle centaurs? Is that a thing?
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Whenever I begin to think my rascality is a bit too much, I just remember...

...Diogenes.

Which just means... I really could go harder.
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I'm keeping my shit together...out of spite.
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?

My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.

www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
When they say 'absolute immunity,' it's more than just absolution: It is permission and command. In a breath, it robs us all of due process, and validates obscene violence.
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Even the slightest application of logic breaks the narratives they keep trying to strong-arm into being.
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Right. Pardon the one guy, then indict the other with the same charges.

The priniciple they balance on is precarious...

...but contradictions don't matter when they don't care if their message is believable or not, and the principle doesn't exist.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
...I shan't be complaining about never being surprised, I suppose.
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
...what are we even doing right now.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Hi, I'm a d6.
Hi, I'm the center of a borderline EF-4 tornado. 🤷
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This is what compelled me to get the game 'Midnight Walk.'

I've never played a game that had me studying every single thing in such a mixed state of emotions: Wonder, fear, endearment, amusement...

I yelped, I cooed, I giggled... Sometimes all at once.

A great way to pass the New Year.
Can't believe I forgot to mention the phenomenal Midnight Walk in my games played in 2025 round up! Especially since I made to sculptures based on the game! 😅
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Him, amused: 'We didn't have to read about Kamehameha one I through III first thing in the morning...'

Me: 'It's called rabbit-holin', and I'm a li'l bunny.'
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Today, I learned about Bear 122... AKA, The Boss. He is about...600 lbs. of walking 'Fuck you.' He's been hit by a train twice, eats other bears, and has sired about 70% of the bears in Banff.

He doesn't really mess with humans, prob'ly 'cause we're too easy and he likes the spice of a fight...
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Went out to leave a feast for the outside critters. There was a 'possum already out there, and he scurried the moment I came out. I go to set the food down when I hear scratching behind me. In the darkness, I couldn't tell what it was...just a hazy fluff of white. A cat, perhaps...?
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
In lieu of leaving cookies and milk out for... *suspicious squint.* ...Santa... I'll be leaving half a burrito for the bless-ed trash panda that I've named Boogity.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I don't think I'm getting a kitten for Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bari is the most 'pick me' type of person I've ever seen.

She's living up to her self-proclaimed title of contrarian so hard that the lack of reporting is the report.
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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My goal for 2025 is 8 more new patrons. Would anyone care to help us out? Signing up for my Patreon helps support my fabric art, my writing, my unofficial town sorcerer work, and myself as a human being.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
'Twas the night before Epstein release,
And all through the 'House
The Squeaker was squeaking,
Like a frantic li'l mouse...

The agents were redacting,
Ensuring with great care,
That—one-sided and exacting—
Their retribution was there...

But we've seen the estate releases so stop fucking us around.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watchin' my fella's basic physiological functions like breathing and swallowing betray him:

'It's actually quite amazing that we've survived this long.'

(He's fine, by the by.)
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM