annalise
slugwithlegs.bsky.social
annalise
@slugwithlegs.bsky.social
pattern recognizer in chief
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I didn’t realize the Zekrom card I’ve kept at the back of my phone case for years is actually worth money and I feel ashamed
June 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Papal decree: I am allowed to say whatever I want to and the government can't get mad at me anymore
May 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The more woke your lab partners are the better your grade will be
June 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Papal decree: Don't investigate the scratching sound in your walls. They live there now.
May 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I love dropping my iPhone 16 Pro I bought with the $1200 I successfully manifested from the universe and received in my mailbox
April 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Hot-Soupy Miku
April 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m on the unemployment spectrum
April 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Pictures I have taken for Instagram posts as colors. Part 1.
April 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Why is every day $60
April 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All these old people silently judging me for swinging on the swing set. I won’t apologize for my joy and whimsy actually…
April 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Maybe our true attachment style is the friends we’ve made along the way
April 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Home Depot
April 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I do not exist. Please stop.
April 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I love to make things up and then believe them as fact
April 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Knowing that someone once caught feelings for me because I said something so profoundly silly on the first day we met that it caused something in their brain to click makes me think…
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m neurodivergent and my stim is the incline treadmill
April 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sometimes I wish I had less self awareness
April 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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going to start using “i will find you in every lifetime” as a threat
April 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s so funny when people think I’m pretty because that means I can send them whatever music I want and watch as they try to pretend to enjoy it
April 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I hate to admit it, but...

I was never sorry for party rockin'
April 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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girl shopping
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m crying while driving and my younger brother is in the passenger seat doing the Lady Gaga Abracadabra dance
April 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM