PorkPudding
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Dining on Bernie Sanders breathtaking pussy tonight.
August 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Dining on Bernie Sanders breathtaking pussy tonight.
I am a broken man. Nothing is left but the Pork.
June 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I am a broken man. Nothing is left but the Pork.
The Pudding isn't very Porky right now... eugh...
June 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The Pudding isn't very Porky right now... eugh...
Skin bones teeth or something... idk anymore...
June 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Skin bones teeth or something... idk anymore...
I hope everyone enjoyed their annual virginity reset yesterday
June 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I hope everyone enjoyed their annual virginity reset yesterday
Congratulations, everyone. Everybody's virginity is growing back today.
June 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Congratulations, everyone. Everybody's virginity is growing back today.
Chappell Roan, while saying absolutely nothing of substance a single time
June 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Chappell Roan, while saying absolutely nothing of substance a single time
It is so hard being vegetarian and having to stay seated on my pillar of moral perfection
aaahhhhh, life is hard...
aaahhhhh, life is hard...
June 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It is so hard being vegetarian and having to stay seated on my pillar of moral perfection
aaahhhhh, life is hard...
aaahhhhh, life is hard...
Eating like Scooby Doo
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Eating like Scooby Doo
Jon Albertson... I know what you did in your car...
June 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Jon Albertson... I know what you did in your car...
Your organs squelch as they scream out for you to release them from their boney prison
June 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Your organs squelch as they scream out for you to release them from their boney prison
How long does it take for my dick to grow back after I stop taking my Lexapro?
May 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
How long does it take for my dick to grow back after I stop taking my Lexapro?
I'm just kind of in total control of my body at all times
May 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm just kind of in total control of my body at all times
...APARENTLY asking to see people's balls is "a good way to get excommunicated from the Catholic Church"
So now I'm not allowed to play Pope anymore.
So now I'm not allowed to play Pope anymore.
May 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
...APARENTLY asking to see people's balls is "a good way to get excommunicated from the Catholic Church"
So now I'm not allowed to play Pope anymore.
So now I'm not allowed to play Pope anymore.
Papal decree: show me your balls.
May 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Papal decree: show me your balls.
I have found the cure to the "male loneliness epidemic"
STOP BEING A FUCKING WEIRDO
STOP BEING A FUCKING WEIRDO
May 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I have found the cure to the "male loneliness epidemic"
STOP BEING A FUCKING WEIRDO
STOP BEING A FUCKING WEIRDO
Papal decree: misgendering people is a crime.
And I will be your judge, jury, and executioner.
And I will be your judge, jury, and executioner.
May 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Papal decree: misgendering people is a crime.
And I will be your judge, jury, and executioner.
And I will be your judge, jury, and executioner.
Papal decree: Stoicism is lame as fuck. Feel things and express them you fucking dork.
May 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Papal decree: Stoicism is lame as fuck. Feel things and express them you fucking dork.
Papal decree: You're right. It is a good idea to stop taking your meds. That's a great idea!
May 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Papal decree: You're right. It is a good idea to stop taking your meds. That's a great idea!
Papal decree: Your bones are screaming. You need to let them out.
May 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Papal decree: Your bones are screaming. You need to let them out.