Slowgaffle
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Remember, the last time the US attacked a country with snow our capital was burned down
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Remember, the last time the US attacked a country with snow our capital was burned down
Something positive: never before has the path been laid so clearly of what needs to be done as does the exact opposite of what Trump does. By aggregating all the worst ideas, kowtowing to every adversary and conducting the worst diplomacy, he has accidentally outlined exactly….
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Something positive: never before has the path been laid so clearly of what needs to be done as does the exact opposite of what Trump does. By aggregating all the worst ideas, kowtowing to every adversary and conducting the worst diplomacy, he has accidentally outlined exactly….
In San Francisco, Trump has fired 13 of the 21 immigration judges. More are retiring or quitting, leaving only four. Additionally, Trump is closing the court at the end of the year. At the Concord immigration court, where the 120,000 cases are being transferred to, Trump has fired 5 of 12 judges.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
In San Francisco, Trump has fired 13 of the 21 immigration judges. More are retiring or quitting, leaving only four. Additionally, Trump is closing the court at the end of the year. At the Concord immigration court, where the 120,000 cases are being transferred to, Trump has fired 5 of 12 judges.
The Ultimate Guide to Defeating MAGA Rhetoric medium.com/@lanceolofss...
The Ultimate Guide to Defeating MAGA Rhetoric
How to get the upper hand in conversation and crush your opponent with words.
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January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The Ultimate Guide to Defeating MAGA Rhetoric medium.com/@lanceolofss...
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Stop it, dont say this dumb shit
Where are all the good guys with guns? The people who have spent the last 50 years telling us that we had to make sure every American has a gun in case we needed them to protect ourselves from tyranny?
And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?
And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Stop it, dont say this dumb shit
More people deliberately trying to start problems and make people look violent. This is what an actual paid protestor looks like. Megaphone, mask, and reads off a piece of paper with unrealistically violent messaging. If this person speaks from the heart, he doesn't speak for anyone else.
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
More people deliberately trying to start problems and make people look violent. This is what an actual paid protestor looks like. Megaphone, mask, and reads off a piece of paper with unrealistically violent messaging. If this person speaks from the heart, he doesn't speak for anyone else.
Be aware that disinformation artists have arrived on Blue Sky. They pretend to be "liberal" or "the left" and they are here to convince you to make the devil's bargain: accept something that is not true because it emotionally resonates.
Secondly, they want to make you look bad by association.
Secondly, they want to make you look bad by association.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Be aware that disinformation artists have arrived on Blue Sky. They pretend to be "liberal" or "the left" and they are here to convince you to make the devil's bargain: accept something that is not true because it emotionally resonates.
Secondly, they want to make you look bad by association.
Secondly, they want to make you look bad by association.
People don't seem to understand the seriousness of this. It's not just the president who will be punished. We are all going to be cut off with him. There is no USA that has not just committed the crime of aggression. We are it
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
People don't seem to understand the seriousness of this. It's not just the president who will be punished. We are all going to be cut off with him. There is no USA that has not just committed the crime of aggression. We are it
Good morning. Yes, the multipolar world has arrived as of this morning.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Good morning. Yes, the multipolar world has arrived as of this morning.
It is going to be very awkward when it comes out that Citizen Lab has not been honest about some of their investigations. Anyone with a tiny bit of technical background and a careful eye can tell that their reports on Pegasus draw shockingly irresponsible conclusions.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
Meet the team that hunts government spyware
For years, Access Now’s Digital Security Helpline has been aiding journalists and dissidents who have been targeted with government spyware. This is how they operate.
techcrunch.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It is going to be very awkward when it comes out that Citizen Lab has not been honest about some of their investigations. Anyone with a tiny bit of technical background and a careful eye can tell that their reports on Pegasus draw shockingly irresponsible conclusions.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
Can you believe our president is trying to make plans with the man sending these drones?
❗️Direct hit by "Shahed" at a public transport stop in Bila Tserkva, Kyiv region.
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Can you believe our president is trying to make plans with the man sending these drones?
Hot take: the Epstein list will turn out essentially to be the membership list of Council on Foreign Relations
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hot take: the Epstein list will turn out essentially to be the membership list of Council on Foreign Relations
This article may be a bit unfair, I like to think America is actually waking up
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Cynical Exceptionalism, the Cargo Cult of Freedom
American Victims of Their Own Success
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December 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This article may be a bit unfair, I like to think America is actually waking up
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If you think that child rape will dissuade MAGA voters then you don’t understand how cults work.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you think that child rape will dissuade MAGA voters then you don’t understand how cults work.
I've been informed by MAGA that due to political preferences I must disclose the following: Previously, while I had been directed to apologize for being white, I must now rescind that apology as it is no longer needed.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I've been informed by MAGA that due to political preferences I must disclose the following: Previously, while I had been directed to apologize for being white, I must now rescind that apology as it is no longer needed.
In this country we allow the wholesale upward transfer of wealth in exchange for a false sense of self-sufficiency and belonging.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In this country we allow the wholesale upward transfer of wealth in exchange for a false sense of self-sufficiency and belonging.
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Russian Colonel Gen Makarevich, who blew up Nova Kakhovka dam in Ukraine in 2023, has been sent to Venezuela to lead Russia’s military advisory mission there.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Russian Colonel Gen Makarevich, who blew up Nova Kakhovka dam in Ukraine in 2023, has been sent to Venezuela to lead Russia’s military advisory mission there.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
Always remember, MAGA is the party of torture, cynicism and hate. This is your president’s work. You are all responsible for this. You keep making excuses for him but the truth is, you’ve relinquished your moral duty to think for yourself. Snap out of it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Always remember, MAGA is the party of torture, cynicism and hate. This is your president’s work. You are all responsible for this. You keep making excuses for him but the truth is, you’ve relinquished your moral duty to think for yourself. Snap out of it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
New game: regarding government business, swap out the word “security” for “burrito.”
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
New game: regarding government business, swap out the word “security” for “burrito.”
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
I keep hearing certain mistakes being made by both "sides". This is the truth:
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I keep hearing certain mistakes being made by both "sides". This is the truth:
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
MAGA wants their kids to be dumber than they are.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
MAGA wants their kids to be dumber than they are.