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Ok I’m an idiot. You are right
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Ok I’m an idiot. You are right
I am sorry for your struggle—it’s real and it’s fully unfair. Something that people who haven’t been there can’t truly understand. The feeling when you work your ass off to get ahead of things… but it doesn’t matter because everything you have still places you in the negative overall.
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I am sorry for your struggle—it’s real and it’s fully unfair. Something that people who haven’t been there can’t truly understand. The feeling when you work your ass off to get ahead of things… but it doesn’t matter because everything you have still places you in the negative overall.
Probably an oversimplified idea. But it would’ve been a good time to clean out a lot of that remaining rot
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Probably an oversimplified idea. But it would’ve been a good time to clean out a lot of that remaining rot
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The Ultimate Guide to Defeating MAGA Rhetoric
How to get the upper hand in conversation and crush your opponent with words.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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One time I saw Trump eating out of a garbage can
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
One time I saw Trump eating out of a garbage can
In the empty space there now stands Xi Xijinping standing next to 40 shipping containers. “I believe this belongs to you,” he says, smiling. Opening one of them up, America catches of glimpse of the contents…. “That’s right, it all your gold. Safe and sound. Waiting until you were ready.” THE END
January 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
In the empty space there now stands Xi Xijinping standing next to 40 shipping containers. “I believe this belongs to you,” he says, smiling. Opening one of them up, America catches of glimpse of the contents…. “That’s right, it all your gold. Safe and sound. Waiting until you were ready.” THE END
The hologram avatar that was Elon Musk flits out as the data center of volatile memory that held his context goes dark. As the stock price of Tesla drops to $1, simultaneously every stable coin becomes depegged and the entire treasury withers and folds out into nothingness. In its place
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The hologram avatar that was Elon Musk flits out as the data center of volatile memory that held his context goes dark. As the stock price of Tesla drops to $1, simultaneously every stable coin becomes depegged and the entire treasury withers and folds out into nothingness. In its place
From inside the rocket, the technologically preserved head of Errol Musk calls to Trump : “Let’s go you old fool! These children won’t stay frozen forever!“ he hesitates before flipping a switch on the landing pad. “Goodbye son, it almost felt like you were real,”
January 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
From inside the rocket, the technologically preserved head of Errol Musk calls to Trump : “Let’s go you old fool! These children won’t stay frozen forever!“ he hesitates before flipping a switch on the landing pad. “Goodbye son, it almost felt like you were real,”
“And most importantly, you’ve learned that true power doesn’t come from above, nor from god or a strongman. True power is the love and trust that comes from true freedom; not freedom owed, but freedom that only belong to those who are willing to fight for it.”
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
“And most importantly, you’ve learned that true power doesn’t come from above, nor from god or a strongman. True power is the love and trust that comes from true freedom; not freedom owed, but freedom that only belong to those who are willing to fight for it.”
“My work here is done,” said Trump as he boarded SpaceX’s new Krasnaya-Mir Z, “look at what you’ve accomplished. You’ve solved inequality, stopped climate change and elected the first transgender president. You’ve pulled the light of Democracy out of darkness, you’ve won the battle of your mind”
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“My work here is done,” said Trump as he boarded SpaceX’s new Krasnaya-Mir Z, “look at what you’ve accomplished. You’ve solved inequality, stopped climate change and elected the first transgender president. You’ve pulled the light of Democracy out of darkness, you’ve won the battle of your mind”
He has red-teamed America, we have found our democracy lacking. But that is our fault. Isn’t it powerful to learn wide swaths of wrong answers at once? I’m sure at the end of this Trump will say, “look what happened… you no longer take your country for granted. I didn’t it because I love you .”
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
He has red-teamed America, we have found our democracy lacking. But that is our fault. Isn’t it powerful to learn wide swaths of wrong answers at once? I’m sure at the end of this Trump will say, “look what happened… you no longer take your country for granted. I didn’t it because I love you .”
…. conducting the worst foreign policy and trade policy, he has found the most comprehensive and productive policy of any American president, by tracing exactly the needs of the country, its people and the most winning strategy, and accenting it by doing the exact opposite of it. It’s quite smart.
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
…. conducting the worst foreign policy and trade policy, he has found the most comprehensive and productive policy of any American president, by tracing exactly the needs of the country, its people and the most winning strategy, and accenting it by doing the exact opposite of it. It’s quite smart.
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January 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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They may hate newsom, but he won’t be as bad as Trump. Are we worried about people just not showing up to vote, or are we thinking swing voters are a thing? Plus, if people won’t vote for him then they just won’t pick him in the primary.
January 16, 2026 at 10:11 AM
They may hate newsom, but he won’t be as bad as Trump. Are we worried about people just not showing up to vote, or are we thinking swing voters are a thing? Plus, if people won’t vote for him then they just won’t pick him in the primary.
League of Nations? Are we in the Weimar Republic right now?
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 AM
League of Nations? Are we in the Weimar Republic right now?
That research must have been conducted by geogroup
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 AM
That research must have been conducted by geogroup
You guys are right, to be clear.
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
You guys are right, to be clear.
Ok, thank you for the clarification @cinny.umm.gay. And thank you also @kamranicus.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Ok, thank you for the clarification @cinny.umm.gay. And thank you also @kamranicus.com
Yes, Elon Musk and russia is a real thing. Remember he first tried to start spacex by buying rockets from Russia. THere is a theory that Putin wants to help him with his mission to mars, which wouldn't be able to be done in the US due to ethical issues.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Yes, Elon Musk and russia is a real thing. Remember he first tried to start spacex by buying rockets from Russia. THere is a theory that Putin wants to help him with his mission to mars, which wouldn't be able to be done in the US due to ethical issues.