SlowestEntity
@slowestentity.bsky.social
I'm gonna do an unadulterated
Telling myself to "man up" while injecting estradiol because the patriarchy hasn't left my body yet
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Telling myself to "man up" while injecting estradiol because the patriarchy hasn't left my body yet
It is confessional season apparently. Everyone's gotta let me know their dark little tea going on in their lives
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It is confessional season apparently. Everyone's gotta let me know their dark little tea going on in their lives
I think I'm finally being the adult I needed when I was younger
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think I'm finally being the adult I needed when I was younger
Starting off the new year with unrequited feelings😎
December 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Starting off the new year with unrequited feelings😎
I live to spite others but mostly to spite death itself
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I live to spite others but mostly to spite death itself
Fate knew, I needed a whole chicken leg in my ramen
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fate knew, I needed a whole chicken leg in my ramen
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My body is a machine that turns calories and water into extractable surplus value for my employer
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My body is a machine that turns calories and water into extractable surplus value for my employer
Pokemon Center Lofi from spotify while I wait in urgent care is dasterdly.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pokemon Center Lofi from spotify while I wait in urgent care is dasterdly.
Btw while you're licking the boots thanking them for your "50 year mortgage" your neighbors are dying because those same boots said they can't eat if they're poor.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Btw while you're licking the boots thanking them for your "50 year mortgage" your neighbors are dying because those same boots said they can't eat if they're poor.
People will talk about making "profit" off their mortgage/equities as if it's not just a bunch of invisible money changing hands in a whitelisted game. 50 year mortgage doesn't change the fact most of America doesn't qualify for loans they can already afford.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
People will talk about making "profit" off their mortgage/equities as if it's not just a bunch of invisible money changing hands in a whitelisted game. 50 year mortgage doesn't change the fact most of America doesn't qualify for loans they can already afford.
I don't usually get sick but when I do it's love sickness. Like get these people who don't require my love off my mind😒
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't usually get sick but when I do it's love sickness. Like get these people who don't require my love off my mind😒
Ok raise of hands, how many of you watch me sleep. Don't lie
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ok raise of hands, how many of you watch me sleep. Don't lie
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Really bro? You're not trying to monetize your hobbies bro? You're not trying to commodify the few things in this life that bring you true joy bro? You're not trying to inject capitalism into the activities that nourish your soul bro? What's wrong with you bro?
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Really bro? You're not trying to monetize your hobbies bro? You're not trying to commodify the few things in this life that bring you true joy bro? You're not trying to inject capitalism into the activities that nourish your soul bro? What's wrong with you bro?
What if we are the flesh and our duty is to imprison the souls inside us
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What if we are the flesh and our duty is to imprison the souls inside us
If only I could draw the horrific visions I see when I close my eyes
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If only I could draw the horrific visions I see when I close my eyes
The amount of people who can't read or use critical thinking skills is absolutely insane. Everyday this is proven to me.
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The amount of people who can't read or use critical thinking skills is absolutely insane. Everyday this is proven to me.
They should make an enemies to lovers option on dating apps
September 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They should make an enemies to lovers option on dating apps
Manic Pixie Dream Girl implies that Eccentric Fairy Nightmare Woman exists.
I'm here to apply for that position.
I'm here to apply for that position.
September 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Manic Pixie Dream Girl implies that Eccentric Fairy Nightmare Woman exists.
I'm here to apply for that position.
I'm here to apply for that position.
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Cat: [coughing up a hairball]
French tutor: very good
French tutor: very good
August 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cat: [coughing up a hairball]
French tutor: very good
French tutor: very good
Who was gonna tell me Valorant is just reskinned CS:GO?
August 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Who was gonna tell me Valorant is just reskinned CS:GO?
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There have been some worries in the community about the demo release of Alabaster Dawn overlapping with the release of Silk Song. But no need to worry, the demo will release in the 2nd half of September. Still needs some work, so we can't announce an exact date yet. Enjoy fighting bugs until then!
August 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
There have been some worries in the community about the demo release of Alabaster Dawn overlapping with the release of Silk Song. But no need to worry, the demo will release in the 2nd half of September. Still needs some work, so we can't announce an exact date yet. Enjoy fighting bugs until then!
New Trend, everyone shows up late
July 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
New Trend, everyone shows up late
Are they looking at me because I'm trans or because sitting on my bike stuffing my face in front of a gas station?
May 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Are they looking at me because I'm trans or because sitting on my bike stuffing my face in front of a gas station?
One of my favorite things is when I share something with one of my friends with autism and they go
"This reminds me of"
And I know I'm in for the best info dump of my life
"This reminds me of"
And I know I'm in for the best info dump of my life
May 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
One of my favorite things is when I share something with one of my friends with autism and they go
"This reminds me of"
And I know I'm in for the best info dump of my life
"This reminds me of"
And I know I'm in for the best info dump of my life