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minimize introspection, respect people, give yourself time to learn, practice self-love, five minute penis pulling exercise every day to regrow foreskin
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
minimize introspection, respect people, give yourself time to learn, practice self-love, five minute penis pulling exercise every day to regrow foreskin
got a leg up at work and i’m being trusted with a type of assignment only one other guy at the company works on lol. charlie sheen voice winning
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
got a leg up at work and i’m being trusted with a type of assignment only one other guy at the company works on lol. charlie sheen voice winning
i didn’t know the guy who created the smurfs was named “peyo” until recently. i assume that’s common but that could just be a me thing. maybe everyone else knows who peyo is and i’m left out. maybe i’m just not like everyone else
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
i didn’t know the guy who created the smurfs was named “peyo” until recently. i assume that’s common but that could just be a me thing. maybe everyone else knows who peyo is and i’m left out. maybe i’m just not like everyone else
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Chibi comm for @extradeck.bsky.social !
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Chibi comm for @extradeck.bsky.social !
every time i open up tumblr there’s always some imaginary war going on between transfemme people and transmascs
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
every time i open up tumblr there’s always some imaginary war going on between transfemme people and transmascs
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accidentally left a VPN on for like five minutes of my job and turned it off and now i’ve spent my entire fucking workday getting access to my work account revoked and then reset and then revoked again and then reset I Love Salesforce I Love Salesforce I Love Sa
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
accidentally left a VPN on for like five minutes of my job and turned it off and now i’ve spent my entire fucking workday getting access to my work account revoked and then reset and then revoked again and then reset I Love Salesforce I Love Salesforce I Love Sa
opened my browser on my work computer and apparently the last tab i had open was a google search for “selective breeding vats”
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
opened my browser on my work computer and apparently the last tab i had open was a google search for “selective breeding vats”
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i used to be in quite the toxic friend group and every day since i left that and found better people, i feel like i’m losing my old bad coping mechanisms and finding all the holes that need to be patched. feels like i’m finding my innocence again. love you all
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i used to be in quite the toxic friend group and every day since i left that and found better people, i feel like i’m losing my old bad coping mechanisms and finding all the holes that need to be patched. feels like i’m finding my innocence again. love you all
i’m only one section deep into the wikipedia page for “clown” but the world is already making a little bit more sense.
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
i’m only one section deep into the wikipedia page for “clown” but the world is already making a little bit more sense.
i’m glad i started working on my OCD more lately because it’s making me recognize i’m way more superstitious than i assumed. it’s hard for me to do my copyediting job sometimes because i start getting paranoid about the placement of my commas and what they possibly mean lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i’m glad i started working on my OCD more lately because it’s making me recognize i’m way more superstitious than i assumed. it’s hard for me to do my copyediting job sometimes because i start getting paranoid about the placement of my commas and what they possibly mean lol
tf is my dad listening to
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
tf is my dad listening to
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Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
www.gofundme.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
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Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!
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qazaq republic reze for fun
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
qazaq republic reze for fun
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I had an exchange (in my terrible Spanish) with Andry José Hernández Romero, the gay Venezuelan asylum seeker sent, without due process, to an El Salvadoran prison by the US. I told him that I posted a photo of him on here each day he was in captivity & he responded. He said I could share. ❤️
![[my clunky translation]
MJM: This sounds silly, but I posted a photo of you every day when you were in captivity in El Salvador. Over 500,000 people liked the posts. We all think of you. ANDRY: The love and beauty of the American people is immense. MJM: Well, you’re pretty amazing, Andry. ANDRY: & still a lot of work to do but my goal is to say thank you, in front of all of you, in the United States.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64wqxwi66lsrjsy32ri77z7h/bafkreid6tkxdzs6jedd5yklz6mfouiqqxr4h7d7upd7raw4kvwwozpf7iu@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I had an exchange (in my terrible Spanish) with Andry José Hernández Romero, the gay Venezuelan asylum seeker sent, without due process, to an El Salvadoran prison by the US. I told him that I posted a photo of him on here each day he was in captivity & he responded. He said I could share. ❤️
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those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures
It was announced on October 16, 2025 that VIBE was "joining forces" with Rolling Stone. As a result, the majority of VIBE employees were laid off. If you have the means to give, this team could use the support! www.gofundme.com/f/support-vi...
Donate to Support VIBE Staff After Sudden Layoffs, organized by Mya Abraham
It was announced on October 16, 2025 that VIBE was "joining forces" with Rolling S… Mya Abraham needs your support for Support VIBE Staff After Sudden Layoffs
www.gofundme.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures
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November 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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GOOD NIGHT YURI BROUGHT TO YOU BY WORRIED FOR HER GIRLFRIEND LILY AKFJASD;KLASFDA
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
GOOD NIGHT YURI BROUGHT TO YOU BY WORRIED FOR HER GIRLFRIEND LILY AKFJASD;KLASFDA
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This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.
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princess of moonbrooke dragon quest 2 image #washy_works
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
princess of moonbrooke dragon quest 2 image #washy_works
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very important for the government of the USA to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia while visa and Mastercard must defend Western morality by blocking anyone from buying games with illustrated school uniforms in them
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
very important for the government of the USA to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia while visa and Mastercard must defend Western morality by blocking anyone from buying games with illustrated school uniforms in them