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mack
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it's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.

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hey minnesota I know our current political climate in the United States is very reminiscent of 1930s Germany, but I feel i have to remind you that I94 is not, in fact, the autobahn.
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Congress repeatedly saying "something needs to be done" like they aren't the only ones who can literally do anything.

jeeeesus fucking christ I have had it
September 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
besties 🤟
July 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
idk about you guys but I'm not feeling very hottie hottie like a bag of takis
May 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just realized I haven't had Taco John's in almost a year and now I'm crying at work
April 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
me, doing my job on a friday:
April 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
do NOT let me into a Michael's because I WILL accidentally eat a candle
April 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Today is World Book Day.
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag
theonion.com/doordash-ord...
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
ST. PAUL, MN—Making an impassioned plea to his colleagues in an effort to inspire concrete action, Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota publicly called on his fellow Democrats Monday to return his Tupperware at...
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
literally cannot stop thinking about the cheeseling fries from bb.q chicken. I've never felt this way about a potato dish before
March 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
tfw you visit your home state for the weekend
March 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
in case anyone was wondering I'm feeling a normal amount of fine about gdragon's comeback
February 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
hullo
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
accidentally met the dasher on the stairs and he still needed to take a pic I'm dyingg
February 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
People up in arms about "Espresso Macchiato" being offensive to Italians and calling for it to be banned from Eurovision are also being suspiciously silent about Israel's continued inclusion in the contest. me thinky you're angry about the wrong-a thingy.
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
how I feel being on eurovision reddit from the usa
a man wearing a blue hoodie and sunglasses is standing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man wearing a blue hoodie and sunglasses is standing in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
holding space for this collab
Cover art for ‘EXTRAL’ by Jennie ft. Doechii.
February 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my tummy hurts and I'm not being very brave about it
February 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
was trying to take a cute pic of my wife sleeping but got distracted by how delicately she was holding her vape mid-nap
February 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
what is going on at the house of commons
February 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
minnesota protests be like
February 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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When I was a teacher, my students and I always took time this month to honor the generations of Black Americans who fought against injustice to achieve equal rights.

May we all reflect on our past as we continue working to build a society that lives up to its democratic ideals.
February 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Culver's root beer so good it brought me to tears
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the vibes I am bringing to the function

open.spotify.com/track/4EwNWR...
CROOKED
G-DRAGON · COUP D'ETAT · Song · 2013
open.spotify.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM