Matt Dyson
sleepezzz.bsky.social
Matt Dyson
@sleepezzz.bsky.social
Not a muppet
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Don’t cry over spilled milk? In this economy?
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@soccerwisehq.bsky.social I heard your theme music in a Dr. Scholl’s commercial. Caused a killer cognitive dissonance. Thought you should know
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
#cf97 bullshit red card
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#cf97 Davilla was everything you want a single pivot to be that half
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#cf97 is this thing on?
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Have started referring to smoking pot as “weeding” so I can fearlessly discuss my weekend at the office
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Been working on this story for months in one form or another.

Hard to overstate how big this accomplishment is - #cf97 returning to the playoffs even as the team has relied on local talent more than any other in #mls history
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The most impressive thing about the Fire's win over Miami is that they won the game with depth. Who would've predicted that even a few months ago?

#cf97
October 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@soccerwisehq.bsky.social Hey Gass: 15 minutes into today’s episode Tom mentioned that the Fire were the last playoff team the Inion beat and you felt the need to put verbal air quotes around “that’s a playoff team”. The disrespect will not stand. Sure, they have flaws, but…
September 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Horrors of Trump detention centre: Lisburn man tells his story after arrest for 'looking like a Mexican'

Lee Stinton was lifted by US immigration police on an American street — in an incident he compared to a kidnapping.

Here, he tells us his story.
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
We should stop talking about regulating social media like publishers and start talking about them like big tobacco
September 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
#cf97 this fucking team
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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FOX BUSINESS: “My goodness. $5 BILLION. Eye-popping numbers… crypto-friendly legislation coming from the president who is in turn cashing in on crypto. A conflict of interest.”

Even Fox sees how insanely corrupt Trump’s crypto grift is. (H/T @ab21.bsky.social )
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@nomads.bsky.social hey, does the horde have a trail song for 2028 yet? I’d nominate either Zepplin’s “When the Levee Breaks” (bonus points for Chicago reference) or Tom Sawyer (obvious Illinois tie in)
August 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@meninred97.com why don’t you post when the pods are available on here. Also, the episodes recently when it’s been just John and Tim, or John Tim and Alex, have been better. Nothing against Alan and DJ, who I’m sure are awesome dudes, but it flows better without them. Maybe just too many voices
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#cf97 safe to say the TFC we’ll be facing off with in a few weeks will be a fair bit stronger than the one we beat earlier in the season
🇪🇨 BREAKING: Toronto FC are finalizing a deal to sign Ecuador int'l midfielder Jose Cifuentes on loan from Rangers, per sources.

Deal is a loan until the summer with a purchase option.

Cifuentes, 26, starred for LAFC before Rangers.
www.givemesport.com/mls-summer-t...
August 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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JB having a Sammy Sosa in 1998 type season right now, four-baggers every day.
August 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
At the playground with my kid and struck by how many of the other middle-aged dads seem to think Poochy was a fashion icon
a cartoon of a man playing a guitar with the words wiggity wiggity word up rock on party
ALT: a cartoon of a man playing a guitar with the words wiggity wiggity word up rock on party
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August 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
#cf97 Guti replacement?
🇵🇹 Sources: Chicago Fire in talks with Porto for attacking midfielder André Franco.

Likely would be a DP.

Franco, 27, hasn't been regular starter for Porto, but starred for Estoril where he had 11g/4a in last season there

w/ @jacobsben.bsky.social
www.givemesport.com/chicago-fire...
Exclusive: Chicago Fire in talks with Porto for Andre Franco
The Chicago Fire are in negotiations with FC Porto over a deal for attacking midfielder André Franco, sources tell GIVEMESPORT.
www.givemesport.com
August 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My toilet has a light flush option, and I feel guilty when I use the full flush unnecessarily
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The most surprising thing to me this week was learning that American Eagle is still in business
August 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Anyone else feel like Lanternflies are getting harder to kill? This year’s batch seems a lot more spry than last
July 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This week’s pancakes were nectarine and pecan, and they were delicious
July 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM