Matt Dyson
sleepezzz.bsky.social
Matt Dyson
@sleepezzz.bsky.social
Not a muppet
Evergreen
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Something weird going on with the last couple of articles where in-line ads are blocking some of the article text and there’s no option to close or minimize. Whatever comes after jaws of victory and the text in the pic is blocked out
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
September 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Shenanigans. When I searched for “resolution condemning ICE” last week, I got 6 pages of results about the resolution thanking ICE and how Dems were split over it
August 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I only ask because it’s not a word I can easily associate with this face
July 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hey spider people, what am I looking at here
June 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My MLS All-Stars
June 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is the dumbest, most likely to be corrupt idea I’ve ever heard, and I’ve been alive all week!
March 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tapped 3 trees in our yard this year and have spent the weekend cooking down our own maple syrup. This is what we got from about 7 gallons of sap
March 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#cf97 Drinking a Belgian ale for the opening match tonight to honor our #9
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I got this on a t-shirt about 10 years ago
February 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
President Humdinger
February 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Yeah. Fuck that.
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Well, might as well get into the spirit of #crustmas by reposting the king of my fishtank
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
The undisputed king of our
fish tank
November 22, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I wish I’d know much earlier in life how fast and easy it was to make delicious baked salmon, but it’s been an absolute godsend since having a kid because I get about 30 minutes max to make any given meal
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Herman’s Head
November 20, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Making the Sunday morning pancakes is probably my favorite suburban dad job. Today’s edition is cinnamon and sunflower seeds
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
November 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM