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Josh A.
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Girl Dad 👧Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐶Reluctant Grownup 🤷🏻‍♂️ Woke yet usually tired 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Eventual Sci-fi Author 👽 Sports Lunatic 🏈🏒⛳️⚾️ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions 😀😭🥺🤬🤢 Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🤘
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I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!!
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
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I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!!
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
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November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@peoplemag.bsky.social wtf can you give us a damn day to watch the fkn show? It JUST came out and you have an ending explained which includes a spoiler I blocked out. Give me a break. People have jobs and lives and need time to watch 🖕
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I can only think of one possible outcome of me telling my wife when she was pregnant and needed Tylenol that she should “tough it out”

The outcome would be that I get unalived.
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
😆 kinda glad USA got smacked around. Those fans who taunted Rory and co are a disgrace. Kudos to the 🇺🇸 players for putting up a valiant fight after being down big.

Congrats to the European team but most importantly fuck Donald trump. Fucking loser.
Team Europe trolling Trump after winning The Ryder Cup 🤣💀
September 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What a day!!

@muellershewrote.com followed me and that makes me feel so good! I’ve attempted to keep it light on bsky but have become more .. err… “current eventy” lately and this is so cool.

Yayyyyyy!!!! 💙💙💙💙

Looks like I’ve got some Daily Beans podcasts ti catch up on!! 🤘 🫘
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Must. Watch. This. Now.
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just want everyone here to know I’m safe from dickbag Cheeto fuck lord’s imaginary Cambodia-Armenia worldwide conflict.
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If this game is close at the half and we still have no points I gotta think it’s Jax 🎯 time

Make it happen Daboll!!! LFG!!!
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Read this or die. For real.
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I don’t know if these email addresses are correct or if these losers will ever see this, but it felt good regardless. My email to these spineless clowns attached.

kristinaschake@disney.com
Chief Comms Officer

robert.a.iger@disney.com
CEO

Fuck you fascists.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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It’s trending.
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m looking forward to hearing maga accuse everyone who cancels their Disney+ accounts guilty of cancel culture, even though the reason we are doing this is because Disney did it themselves to JK.

Should be hilarious.
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September 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you only watch one thing today, make it this.

(Just don’t watch on or near your couch. Might scare it…)
Wish granted:
September 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@thegodpodcast.com

Dear God,

I believe I’m supposed to inform one’s employer if someone is a big meanie to Trump. Please unleash a smoting or something on your employee, Pope Leo.

In your name I type, Amen.

www.thedailybeast.com/pope-leo-dis...
Pope Distances Himself From Trumpy Brother’s MAGA Politics
Despite his brother’s White House pilgrimage, the first American pope says he has no plans to meet the U.S. president.
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September 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So who wants to be a capitu-LATE SHOW host?
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
They don’t have rules.

Fuck you Disney and ABC.
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September 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Disney+ has one of the best shows I’ve ever seen - Andor - about rebelling against an awful authoritarian regime.

Disney owns ABC WHO just caved to a wannabe authoritarian regime because Jimmy Kimmel is a meanie and hurt the regimes feelings.

Make it make sense and also FUCK YOU DISNEY.
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today I’m 6 years sober 🤘

Those of us recovering from our addictions should get bonus time added to our sobriety for making it though the first 9 months of this fkn nightmare administration without relapsing.

If you’ve relapsed, or are having trouble getting started, I will help any way I can 🤘
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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1901, photograph by Dr. Allan Warner of two 13 year old boys both infected with smallpox on the same day, one vaccinated as an infant and one not.
September 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You lost them at “agree”
I can understand the anguish from losing someone you looked up to politically.

What sits wrong with me now is that we see none of that from some of the same people whenever children are murdered in school. Maybe we all agree it should all end
September 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Couldn’t they have come up w less similar names??? These people can’t do anything right.

(Lol the irony that the right can’t do anything right)
GOP Summary: Groypers vs. Gropers

The Groypers are mad at the Gropers for being Gropers and not Groypy enough to manifest their race war fantasies.

The Gropers don’t like the Groypers but need them as pawns to keep stoking the threat of race wars.

You’re all caught up.
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
1/2

Maybe communication would be better if there was an “English to MAGA” auto-correct app. Like you type something and it translates it to have lots of all caps, pointless quotes, incorrect usage of synonyms, etc, but the culty gets you.

Feels like we might be able to actually communicate.
September 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM