SlapAss McClanahan
@slapassmcclanahan.bsky.social
Naz Reid. Pink Floyd.
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I like how we’re all supposed to still pretend Snoop isn’t a huge MAGA sellout
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I like how we’re all supposed to still pretend Snoop isn’t a huge MAGA sellout
Guy Fieri is Gene Simmons with frosted tips
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Guy Fieri is Gene Simmons with frosted tips
Kawaii’s collar bone knobs are unnerving me.
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Kawaii’s collar bone knobs are unnerving me.
Peacock pop up adds asking me to add some poop show to “My Stuff”
FOOH
FOOH
February 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Peacock pop up adds asking me to add some poop show to “My Stuff”
FOOH
FOOH
Well…he didn’t drop dead during the Super Bowl, which would have been ideal. However, I’ll accept him doing so during the All Star Game. I’m flexible like that.
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Well…he didn’t drop dead during the Super Bowl, which would have been ideal. However, I’ll accept him doing so during the All Star Game. I’m flexible like that.
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Why was Dr. Oz inviting Epstein to parties 8 years after Epstein was convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution?
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Why was Dr. Oz inviting Epstein to parties 8 years after Epstein was convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution?
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“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
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Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
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The whole sky just exploded in green here in Reykjavík. It was so bright, I didn't even need my flashlight to walk out to my neighborhood beach. It's rare when we get these whole sky engulfing shows.
This season has been something else.
#solarmaximum ftw!
#northernlights #aurora #iceland
This season has been something else.
#solarmaximum ftw!
#northernlights #aurora #iceland
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
The whole sky just exploded in green here in Reykjavík. It was so bright, I didn't even need my flashlight to walk out to my neighborhood beach. It's rare when we get these whole sky engulfing shows.
This season has been something else.
#solarmaximum ftw!
#northernlights #aurora #iceland
This season has been something else.
#solarmaximum ftw!
#northernlights #aurora #iceland
Just about that time.
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Just about that time.
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ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Holy shit.
REPUBLICAN Rep. Nancy Mace: “You’d be shocked at some of the names I’ve seen that the DOJ is protecting… this will go down as one of the greatest cover-ups in 🇺🇸 history.” #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Holy shit.
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Julius could beat this team by himself tonight.
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Julius could beat this team by himself tonight.
Just so I’m clear, we should freak out about trans women using restrooms because it puts little kids at risk but we should forget about the 1000’s of kids raped at Epstein’s?
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Just so I’m clear, we should freak out about trans women using restrooms because it puts little kids at risk but we should forget about the 1000’s of kids raped at Epstein’s?
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Ayo Dosunmu layup replay
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Ayo Dosunmu layup replay
Jim Pete shouting out Ulysses S Grant was unexpected
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Jim Pete shouting out Ulysses S Grant was unexpected
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This ice “fish-fluencer” wants ICE to get out of Minnesota.
Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out.
"Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."
Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out.
"Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This ice “fish-fluencer” wants ICE to get out of Minnesota.
Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out.
"Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."
Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out.
"Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."
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Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.