SlapAss McClanahan
@slapassmcclanahan.bsky.social
Naz Reid. Pink Floyd.
But, hey, “Let’s go, Brandon,” right, you MAGA dipshits?
Fucking morons.
Fucking morons.
February 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
But, hey, “Let’s go, Brandon,” right, you MAGA dipshits?
Fucking morons.
Fucking morons.
Don’t forget his accomplices.
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Don’t forget his accomplices.
The Olympics are out here trying to trick us into thinking Snoop isn’t very much a giant scumbag. Might as well put Kevin Sorbo in the booth with him while you’re at it, NBC.
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The Olympics are out here trying to trick us into thinking Snoop isn’t very much a giant scumbag. Might as well put Kevin Sorbo in the booth with him while you’re at it, NBC.
Brought to you by “the party of states’ rights”
February 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Brought to you by “the party of states’ rights”
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Your voice has power. USE IT.
🔥 “This is not what my father fought for in Vietnam.”
💪🏽WILSON COUNTY folks showed up against an ICE detention center— they now say it isn’t happening and confirmation to media “was made without proper approval”🤔
(Translation: Speaking up works)
NC5: www.newschannel5.com/news/ice-den...
💪🏽WILSON COUNTY folks showed up against an ICE detention center— they now say it isn’t happening and confirmation to media “was made without proper approval”🤔
(Translation: Speaking up works)
NC5: www.newschannel5.com/news/ice-den...
February 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Your voice has power. USE IT.
Trump = Worst BFF ever.
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Trump = Worst BFF ever.
Meanwhile…
February 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Meanwhile…
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Sure, we’d still have global allies but Kamala couldn’t find her McDonald’s paystubs from forty years ago so…
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Sure, we’d still have global allies but Kamala couldn’t find her McDonald’s paystubs from forty years ago so…
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Aside from the fact that property taxes are state taxes, Trump is ticking up his already almost perpetual stream of lies to capture the any vote by any means necessary. They don;t care how stupid these statements make them look if it gets the stupid ones to the polls.
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Aside from the fact that property taxes are state taxes, Trump is ticking up his already almost perpetual stream of lies to capture the any vote by any means necessary. They don;t care how stupid these statements make them look if it gets the stupid ones to the polls.
Ok but…at the risk of overgeneralizing here…the military and cops are in the cult. They’ll follow Dear Leader into the abyss.
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Ok but…at the risk of overgeneralizing here…the military and cops are in the cult. They’ll follow Dear Leader into the abyss.
It’s like the OKC Thunder only pedophiles
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
It’s like the OKC Thunder only pedophiles
Libertarians are also MAGA. See: Rand Paul votes with Trump 93% of the time.
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Libertarians are also MAGA. See: Rand Paul votes with Trump 93% of the time.
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If the point of all this gestapo shit is to deport undocumented migrants, why do they need to build all these camps?
February 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If the point of all this gestapo shit is to deport undocumented migrants, why do they need to build all these camps?
“One day like a miracle Covid will just disappear.”
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“One day like a miracle Covid will just disappear.”
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The Ides of March is coming. Just pointing that out for our history-loving friends out there.
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The Ides of March is coming. Just pointing that out for our history-loving friends out there.