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Naz Reid. Pink Floyd.
Warm season’s greetings to you all from Menards
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Jasmine Crockett Is Done With Politics As Usual.......
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Quick reminder: If you’re still using Twitter you’re helping the fascists. Shame on you.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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@khanna.house.gov

MTG is not a friend. She was part of the J6 domestic terrorist attack on the capital.

Stop embarrassing yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I can’t look at this coaster without seeing Cookie Monster idk
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Whoa ! Hegseth and Wife getting the treatment here..exactly what every Trump Administration Official should be getting ...
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Trainwreck? In October 2024, The Economist called Biden's economy "the envy of the world."
BARTIROMO: What are you expecting the president's economic message to be?

SEN. McCORMICK: I think the message is that we inherited a trainwreck from the Biden administration and we made a lot of progress
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Been 4 years since leading military analyst & Trump's future children's rights commissioner Scott Ritter informed us that Russian plans to invade Ukraine exist only in US & NATO imagination
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If these had been taught to every middle school child, America could never have been so easily swindled by the orange con man and his merry band of snake oil salespeople. Take note, world. Avoid this chain we’ve forged for ourselves, link by link.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember when we thought the Stormy Daniels payoff was so scandalous it would bring Mad King Pedo down?

We were such sweet summer children then.
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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NBA STANDINGS UPDATE ‼️

▪️ MIN (#6 in West) wins 5th straight
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Man…
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@brittrobson.bsky.social This will feel like an attack and I apologize for that…

Why are you guys still on Twitter? I heard you shout out the Somali community. Clearly you’re not a hater. How can you justify helping Nazi Musk accumulate more wealth on his road to becoming a trillionaire?
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
How about a FIFA cope medal for you? Doesn’t that sound nice? It’s even shinier than the Nobel one! Go ahead and put that on and wear it all day! This is a special day for a special boy! 🥳
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Stoke fear. Exploit desperation. Suspend the rule of law. Fan brutality.

Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.

Our duty is to stand up to brutality.

Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Let them eat this:
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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50 Senators put a weekend anchorman in charge of the Pentagon because they were afraid a Game Show Host would yell at them
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
GOPHERS
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
One guy I always felt bad for was Nels Oleson
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM